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[xmbts]

My stomach hurts.

 

[xmbts]

Why? My stomach always hurts.

 

[steeple]

you should probably eat less knives and bombs, 'ya know...

 

[xmbts]

And take steps not to crush any more organs.

 

[steeple]

also a good idea

 

[RagnorakTres]

What? No it isn't! Crushed organs are the mark of real men and women.

 

[xmbts]

Well then I hit my quota, I'm going to go writhe over here for a bit.

 

[steeple]

and puppies, dont forget the puppies...

EDIT: page-ninja'd but this is even better!

 

[steeple]

I wouldnt phrase that exactly the same way....

I think misfortune is better viewed from a comedic-humourous perspective when its not the reciever himself...

and even then it depends on the amount of misfortune, in a declining rate

 

[steeple]

come again?

 

[steeple]

good, I was starting to worry for a second

 

[RagnorakTres]

No, you do need to. You always need to.

Worry, that is. Worrying is conducive to logical thought.

 

[xmbts]

Anxiety is the best motivator there is.

 

[RagnorakTres]

Fuck your wheel-locks, I've a horse outside.