10 metre high tsunami wave hit the east coast of japan, huge whirlpool was formed (fucking awesome by the way), bullet trains got washed away, 8.9 on the richter scale, biggest quake in 140 years, 7th biggest of all time, many dead, japan is now fucked.
And the best news of all......4CHAN is down, maybe for good, the site's servers got flooded. poor siteless siteless trolls.