Last person to reply wins!

[xmbts]

*Walks in with bloodied sledgehammer*

Hehe...heh...funny thing about that...

>.>

<.<

You know a good place to hide for a few months?

 

[xmbts]

*Tosses hammer to the side*

One that doesn't know anything about Santa is fine.

 

[xmbts]

Well...okay then...this had better not end horribly.

>_>

 

[xmbts]

*Falls on face*

 

[CommissarOridium]

oh goodie, a portal to another dimension, who do think will clean up afterwards Darkspectar?

 

[CommissarOridium]

look at your portal now back to mine...

 

[CommissarOridium]

mine contains one bajilion diamonds

 

[steeple]

your portal is now a horse!
anything is possible when you smell like old ladies and not a diamond

 

[CommissarOridium]

all horses are portals, food goes in the mouth and...something else comes out from its behind...

 

[xmbts]

I'm just going to ignore any implications made there.

 

[steeple]

ignore what? I have no idea what you're talking about...

 

[xmbts]

Exactly.

 

[Zirat]

Exactly?

EXACTLY?!!!

Yes. Exactly.