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retyopy

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Well, one was born with an old guy and a paralyzed little boy, and the other was born of an undertaker and the corpse of a super model.
 

steeple

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I was told the same story, except the super-model and the old guy switched places...

also, there were more dragons and beef-jerky... MMMMMMmmmmm... jerky...
 

retyopy

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I once knew a guy who could jerk off suprisingly effictively to erotic pictures of jerky. I could never eat it quite the same again...
 

steeple

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really? that's... highly disturbing in every single possible way...

I know a guy who can clap with one hand, if that's something...

EDIT: should I even ask how you know that?!
 

steeple

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reminds me of a guy my brother told me about, who could clap with his testy's...

same story, I guess?
 

retyopy

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My friend could play patty-cake with his dick. They other guy always wore a mask, and we found him slumped over in a corner, his mouth caked with a purple powder. I tried some it, and DAMN was it good! And that's how I got brain cancer.