You guys... are so... ADJECTIVE! No, but really, do you know what time it is? TIME FOR YOU TO GET A WATCH! No, but really, its a time, no, the time, the time of times, the real time, the ONLY time, we gotta make a move on our lives, get the ball rollin' you know what I'm saying? You don't? Well, that's because the MAN is keeping you down, stealing your culture, stealing your souls, you gotta see some ART, man, break free of his LIES. Y'know, I hate modern art, yesterday I went to a museum, and there was this dude man guy artist, ______ Hoffen, and his goal was to alter your perception of reality, man, and you know how he did it? With a carousel, man. A normal carousel. It moved ultra super duper mega frickalastic slow, man, and it was supposed to make you feel 'outside of the flow of time,'man, but it was a CAROUSEL, man, a carousel! And I could respect it for that, man, it was a cool carousel, all mirrors and lights and stuff, but it was supposed to alter my perception, it didn't and it was a carousel.
I mean, a carousel! A CAROUSEL! Nothing different about it, no weird psychadellic stuff. And another thing, there was a hall made out of styrafoam. And it shook. THAT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE AAAARRRRRRTTTTTT!!!!