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[xmbts]

@Xmbts: Fireworks
Who shoots at people with fireworks

Actually it was someone showing off with fireworks, until the rockets tipped over and started shooting at us, they ran inside and slammed the door on me and then one hit me in the leg.

 

[staika]

@xmbts: Owch, that probably hurt like hell >.<

@Zirat: Luckily I was able to jump off my horse before I fell down the cliff. My horse wasn't as lucky >.>

 

[xmbts]

@Staika: Not at all actually it was one of the one's that go really high into the air and explode so after it hut me I had time go get away before it went off. Considering everything else that's happened to me that's baby stuff. :3

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

It takes less muscles to smile meanly in a sarcastic way. Far less. Underline.

 

[staika]

@xmbts: Then you must have had some amazing injuries
I once almost blew my fingers off,I was playing with those fireworks where the wick doesn't go out if you put it in water. We were dropping them in a bucket filled with water and I held on to one too long and if I didn't let go when I did it would have blown up in my hand.

 

[Zirat]

Hmm, can't say I've had any amusing injuries...

But I DID unintentionally commit mass vandalism in a graveyard before. Fun times!

 

[staika]

@Zirat: Oh?
*pulls up a chair*
I would like to hear this story

 

[Zirat]

Well, it's not so much a story as a misunderstanding, a drunken passenger, and a bunch of hound-dogs in a rusty pickup truck during a rainy day.

Not much TOO tell. Other than my own idiocy, of course >.>'

 

[staika]

@Zirat: Oh but it sounds epic
I really don't have that many stories besides the ones I just told. It makes me feel like nothing ever happens to me

 

[xmbts]

@Staika: I've been attacked my hornets, wrecked a leg been in a car accident and my sister did a number on my head over the years. >.>

 

[xmbts]

@Staika: I've been attacked my hornets, wrecked a leg been in a car accident and my sister did a number on my head over the years. >.>

 

[Zirat]

Spoiler: Well, the condensed version I suppose...

So what happened is that a while back I was driving a guy back home, he was drunk as a skunk and had to hit up the store, so I was the one driving, we got the dogs in the car and headed off. On the way we passed by the cemetery, and he said he wanted to visit someones spot there.

After getting needled enough times I caved and we WERE just going to go in 'n out, but what happened was that the gates were locked, so on way in. This being a tad suspect to me, and him being pretty upset, we decided to go about and check if it was like this at all sides, turns out it was.

So long story short, there wasn't a fence on one side of the graveyard, but just a line of trees RIGHT next to a lane, so it stood to reason that if we were careful we'd be able to get the truck in 'n out simple enough....

Nope. See the place was swamped, as in completely bogged. We had torrential rains for a few preceding days so the entire place was a marsh, not that it looked it, unfortunately. So instead of easing onto the car path for the cemetery we swerved and managed to uproot 2 foot stones and overturn an actual grave in a spin out. Needless to say we got out as fast as we fucking could with the truck.

Now later we confessed that day, after remembering that is technically a felony I believe, and after a few payments, some reconstruction work when the weather was better, and no cops being called, we are essentially even with the groundskeeper.

Still, not one of my prouder moments =\

 

[mParadox]

@Xam: I can relate, apart from. Someone Doing A Number on my Head.

 

[staika]

@xmbts: Wow all your injuries trump mine by a wide margin.

@Zirat: dude that was an awesome story, that is so much better than the best story I have >.>

 

[Zirat]

@Staika: Well mind you, this is the highly condensed version minus all the swearing and arguing.
But meh, I've had better.

Like the time I helped convert a neighbors garage into a fully functioning and stocked bar that we still head to every now and then.

 

[mParadox]

@zirat: Your stories are wonderful and the fact that they are true made me eat all the popcorn. :3

 

[staika]

@Zirat: Dude now that is cool, my dad owns this small bar that I go to (I can't drink alcohol though, I'm only a year and almost 7 days away though ) from time to time to watch football. My dad bought the place with his friend and it was a DUMP but after a year of remodeling we made it halfway decent.

@Para: So that's what happened to all the popcorn......

 

[Zirat]

@mParadox: Hell, well glad to find someone enjoys 'em. To me they aren't entertaining stories, they're just life up here XD
Though glad to know I can recant some interesting stuff worth reading\listening to

@staika: Heh, yeah more or less the same deal. I saw the before, DEFINANTLEY not a pretty picture. Though the entire place was gutted down to the foundation, me and my dad did the electrical\insulation work, and now we get access to all the parties 'n such.
I can drink there, I just choose not to though! But even without boozin' it up it's usually a blast just to attend.
So all in all I'd say it's a pretty good deal.

 

[mParadox]

@zirat : would it helps if I mentioned that I normally don't like popcorn? :3

@staika: oops. >. >

 

[staika]

@Zirat: I hardly drink now since I can't buy alcohol yet and my dad only gives me about a bottle of rum (My favorite ) about every 6 months. But when my dad bought the bar I took one step in and thought "Why would you buy this shit hole?" but my dad is a pretty good handy man and for the next year every day that he was home (he works out of town) he would go down and work on it and being the lazy college student I am I got to help.

@Para: It's a good thing I have a secret stash of candy that I have never opened.....