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@Motha' !@#$&$% Pokemon: I disagree with that salute, shall we perhaps talk about any way that the signal of respect could possibly be improved by the addition of a bro-fist in my attic?
I have lollies, sweets, candy and tea.
*Sips tea*
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BLOWOWLOLWOLWOLWOLOW
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*Later in the attic*
Yes, I do believe that a bro-fist is a true sign of respect, and that combining a sweet, dudebro knuckle connection with a tight, official salute could result in the world being completely respectable.
Also, please turn around.
*You turn around*
Now, say "Ooooooh look, a penny!" and bend over to pick it up.
*You say "Ooooooh look, a penny!" and bend over to pick it up.*
*You feel a sharp pain on the back of your skull*
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BLOWOWLOWLOWLOWLOWL
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*You wake up in the back of a van with the posh guy driving*
Oh hello there sir, about time you woke up! You fell over and had a nasty hit to the head. Either way, we are currently driving off a cliff so we can fly to Australia and get Mrs. Big Nose to agree with the bro-fist salute.
*Your butt hurts*
Let's have some breakfast shall we, here, have a gun.
*You have a revolver pressed into your hand*
Eat up, chop chop!
*You shoot the posh dude and the van reaches the edge of the cliff*
* Unfortunately for you, van's cannot fly, at least not to Australia. They can fall however. It's like fly except with a more permanent destination.*
*You plummet down and smash into Equsita or whatever the fuck it's called. You manage to kill six ponies with your last few minutes.*
*It feels like a victory.*
*You die*
*The End!!!!!!!!!!*
*....You realise this entire time you have had no pants on*
I have lollies, sweets, candy and tea.
*Sips tea*
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BLOWOWLOLWOLWOLWOLOW
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*Later in the attic*
Yes, I do believe that a bro-fist is a true sign of respect, and that combining a sweet, dudebro knuckle connection with a tight, official salute could result in the world being completely respectable.
Also, please turn around.
*You turn around*
Now, say "Ooooooh look, a penny!" and bend over to pick it up.
*You say "Ooooooh look, a penny!" and bend over to pick it up.*
*You feel a sharp pain on the back of your skull*
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BLOWOWLOWLOWLOWLOWL
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*You wake up in the back of a van with the posh guy driving*
Oh hello there sir, about time you woke up! You fell over and had a nasty hit to the head. Either way, we are currently driving off a cliff so we can fly to Australia and get Mrs. Big Nose to agree with the bro-fist salute.
*Your butt hurts*
Let's have some breakfast shall we, here, have a gun.
*You have a revolver pressed into your hand*
Eat up, chop chop!
*You shoot the posh dude and the van reaches the edge of the cliff*
* Unfortunately for you, van's cannot fly, at least not to Australia. They can fall however. It's like fly except with a more permanent destination.*
*You plummet down and smash into Equsita or whatever the fuck it's called. You manage to kill six ponies with your last few minutes.*
*It feels like a victory.*
*You die*
*The End!!!!!!!!!!*
*....You realise this entire time you have had no pants on*
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@Motha' #!$%@($ Pokemon: No, that was about you.
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BLOWOWOLOWLWOLWOL
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*You say, "Huh, where am I?"*
*You get up and see a weird white landscape, filled with little lumps.*
*That's when you realise you are in another van*
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BLOWOLOLWOWLOWL
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*You say, "OWWWWW!"
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BLOLWOWLWOLW
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You there! Get up! The All National and Australian Lycans are about to attack!
*You say, "You mean ANAL?"*
Yeah yeah! Get up! Here, grab a weapon!
*You have a box of cornflakes pressed into your hand*
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BLOLWOLWOWLWOW
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Get down!
*You stand up and a flying ANAL DICK (Dirty Intelligent Censored Krab) hit you*
Quick! Grab that one that got slapped with the DICK*
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BLOWLWOLWOWLWL
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*You are in the back of a ANAL van and try to speak*
Shut up or I'll let my DICK loose!
*You notice that al of the ANAL members are having difficulty sitting*
*Oddly enough, so do you*
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BLOWOLWOWLOWL
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RECKLAW JOOOOOOOONES!
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BLOLWOLOLW
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*Early at the LUBE line*
Damnit soldier, get that CONDOM operational!
I can't sir, Lycans are swarming the 911 zone!
God damnit, Lycans? They brought in the god damn werewolves?
Y-yes sir!
Oh shit private! Behin-
ARGHRARAHgAHGWAJHGW RAAAAAAPE!
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Dun, dun dun dun!
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*You grab the DICK and fling it back. The ANAL PEDO van (Permanent Elastic Deranged Oranges) flips and crashes*
*The ANAL members are retreating*
*You stand high above a wrecked and burning city, proud of the fact you managed to save three people*
*Your name is...
Thundero13*
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BLOWOWOLOWLWOLWOL
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*You say, "Huh, where am I?"*
*You get up and see a weird white landscape, filled with little lumps.*
*That's when you realise you are in another van*
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BLOWOLOLWOWLOWL
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*You say, "OWWWWW!"
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BLOLWOWLWOLW
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You there! Get up! The All National and Australian Lycans are about to attack!
*You say, "You mean ANAL?"*
Yeah yeah! Get up! Here, grab a weapon!
*You have a box of cornflakes pressed into your hand*
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BLOLWOLWOWLWOW
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Get down!
*You stand up and a flying ANAL DICK (Dirty Intelligent Censored Krab) hit you*
Quick! Grab that one that got slapped with the DICK*
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BLOWLWOLWOWLWL
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*You are in the back of a ANAL van and try to speak*
Shut up or I'll let my DICK loose!
*You notice that al of the ANAL members are having difficulty sitting*
*Oddly enough, so do you*
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BLOWOLWOWLOWL
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RECKLAW JOOOOOOOONES!
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BLOLWOLOLW
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*Early at the LUBE line*
Damnit soldier, get that CONDOM operational!
I can't sir, Lycans are swarming the 911 zone!
God damnit, Lycans? They brought in the god damn werewolves?
Y-yes sir!
Oh shit private! Behin-
ARGHRARAHgAHGWAJHGW RAAAAAAPE!
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Dun, dun dun dun!
============
*You grab the DICK and fling it back. The ANAL PEDO van (Permanent Elastic Deranged Oranges) flips and crashes*
*The ANAL members are retreating*
*You stand high above a wrecked and burning city, proud of the fact you managed to save three people*
*Your name is...
Thundero13*
