Last person to reply wins!

[mParadox]

Ooooh sledge hammers! I remember when you used those on me. Or at least tried to.

Good times~

 

[staika]

@Para: Would you like me to sledgehammer you, I am more than willing to

 

[mParadox]

@Staika: You can try. I've no problem with that. <.<

 

[staika]

@ParaL Very good, Now I have to warn you I have just invented this new type of sledgehammer. It's designed to punch through a tank's armor. Well then I hope you're ready >

*uses super sledgehammer on para*

 

[mParadox]

*is hit and bounces around the room* Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!

 

[staika]

Hmmmmm interesting.
*writes down something on a clipboard*

You are a very interesting test subject mr para.

 

[mParadox]

Thank you! I try to be! ^-^

 

[staika]

Yes, you have been the most....... unique test subject I've had yet. I may have to dissect you to find out what makes you so unique.

 

[mParadox]

No need. *detaches arm and gives it to you*

My heart is here... somewhere. *fidgets around*

 

[staika]

*takes arm*
Interesting, it's almost as if you are half machine half person. But then again I must be crazy.

 

[mParadox]

Oh no. I'm all man. Just a bit loose.

 

[staika]

Very interesting, you seem to have a high tolerance for pain and can take quite a beating without having any noticeable damage. Perhaps I can create an army of you and take over the world!

 

[mParadox]

*tilts head to the side* It's technically impossible because my blood circulation is very very low.

 

[staika]

Oh damn, well I guess I can go with the second best thing and use you as a super soldier. So how about it, if we succeed I'll give you a tropical island of your choice.

 

[Thundero13]

FAKIN PIKACHU!!!
*Begins to rip through thundy's guts to find his heart which he then tears out and drops through a portal into the 3rd layer of hell*

BLARG!!! *two sledge-hammers slide down out of each sleeve of his shirt* time for fun.

*giggles* That tickled :3

 

[nuba km]

*having spasm around the ground mumbling something about borderlands 2*

 

[steeple]

interesting stuff here...

 

[Thundero13]

@Epona: *regenerates* Interesting?

 

[Bruenin]

@nuba
*pokes* You ok?

@steeple
You should make a ninja army instead. Or a super ninja army! Or a robot ninja army!

 

[xmbts]

*Rises from the grave*

Morning.