Last person to reply wins!

[xmbts]

I'm in your thread, stealing your victories.

 

[Best of the 3]

Do I hear someone counting, because I think I...

*Puts on shaded monacle*

One.

YEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

 

[Zirat]

Alright, I've had enough of that Caruso wannabe stuff.

It makes me so mad that I am going to STEAL ALL OF YOUR VICTORIES!

 

[Best of the 3]

Don't do that because....

I'MA FIRIN' MA LAZOR!

 

[Zirat]

Well too bad! And your little lazors cant do a thing about it!

 

[CommissarOridium]

who's candeljack i've nev...

 

[Best of the 3]

Quicky post.

 

[The Clown]

oh, candlejack is this awesome guy wh.....

 

[Best of the 3]

While you play with him I'll just take this here post.

 

[The Clown]

YOU WILL NEVER WIN!, nothing can stop me NOTHI...HHHHNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGG!!!

 

[Zirat]

Well, I think this will work...

 

[xmbts]

I'm back from protecting the city, people can rest easy knowing I've done my job.

 

[The Clown]

blarg blarg blarg, all shall pay for ruining my win!!!

 

[xmbts]

What's that? All I can hear is honking and blarging.

 

[Zirat]

I agree, I cant hear anything from way up here on THE WINNERS PEDESTAL!

 

[Best of the 3]

And here I am.

 

[Zirat]

Indeed, there you are. And here I am stealing you victory.

And theres you commemorative photo
*Hands Best of the 3 a photo of me gloating*

 

[xmbts]

And here's...A boot to the head.

 

[Best of the 3]

And here's the butt of a gun.

 

[xmbts]

Spoiler: And here's both barrels.