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I couldn't stand history, just wasn't my subject.
 

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Saltyk said:
Hello all! Did you miss me?

Personally, I loved History. Just as long as I don't have to remember the date that George Washington pricked his finger
but without knowing that, how could you understand the full effect that the color of his nose had on the morale of his troops, which may or may not have had influence on the conquest of alexander the great?

but yeah, most people who love history prefer to choose what the learn, rather then stick to a book handed by a teacher who otherwise wouldnt have given a crap about the subject...

[sub][sub]also, history channel rules[/sub][/sub]
 

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steeple said:
Saltyk said:
Hello all! Did you miss me?

Personally, I loved History. Just as long as I don't have to remember the date that George Washington pricked his finger
but without knowing that, how could you understand the full effect that the color of his nose had on the morale of his troops, which may or may not have had influence on the conquest of alexander the great?

but yeah, most people who love history prefer to choose what the learn, rather then stick to a book handed by a teacher who otherwise wouldnt have given a crap about the subject...

[sub][sub]also, history channel rules[/sub][/sub]
[sub]Yes, History Channel is awesome![/sub]

Yes, and how did Cleopatra influence Martin Luther King Jr? How did Napoleon Bonaparte influence Napoleon Dynamite? How did Ancient China influence the Canadian government? These are all things that we can learn in history.
 

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wait, I thought that it was Napoleon Dynamite that influenced Napoleon Bonaparte (Bonaparte was so touched by Dynamite's struggles, that he decided to invade russia to show sympathy... yes he was a bit crazy like that)
 

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You must be right. I think I saw a show on the History Channel about that.
 

steeple

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either on that or on NG wild (which is also interesting most of the time)
 

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...No, not really. Ignoring the lack of biochemical knowledge that statement demonstrates and focusing only on a structural analysis, the grammar doesn't allow the joke to work - not the least of which because "does" is not parallel in meaning with "is".
 

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But in the thermodynamics of time space continuity and wormhole velocity and elasticity with the molecular torsion of Cuba Gooding Jr plate tectonics, that joke did work.
[sub]This one is just stupid, though.[/sub]
 

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It only holds up under ideal gaseous behaviors in the medium of transference. Intermolecular attraction and repulsion would render the resonance of the information transmitting media inexact, and the transmittance of the memetic information would be altered - rendering the received message inexact - and this assumes one postulates a cosmological constant greater than the Cube Gooding Jr torsion threshold value, as well as material media with an effusion velocity greater than that of the wormholes to prevent causality violation!

[sub] I know science words too. [/sub]
 

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... okay, I'm too stupid to actualy understand any of that.

So I'm just going to stand here and nod like the imbecile I am.

Yes.
 

VuvuZelaMan

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Basically, the post I had authored was based upon an extrapolation of gas laws (including their behavior in non-ideal scenarios, though it remained unquantified) into a medium for transmitting information, implying that the empirical constants for any gas molecules' intermolecular attraction and repulsion would cause any message transferred across the medium to be altered - this would depend on the gravitational forces present inside the posited "wormhole", as the space-time anomaly is colloquially referred to therein (though this would likely not be the case, the imprecision could only affect what was transmitted in the beginning in most cases this author can contemplate. While this perchance would result in the end message being inaccurate, modulation of the transmission would correct for this error in most scenarios.)

The aspect explained by the cosmological constant further on is simply speculative, as the specific behaviors of the "wormhole" anomaly the transmission media would access are not heretofore documented. However, the effusion velocity (to refer to it in inexact terms) would need to be greater than that of the anomaly, though not for any temporal reasons - a failure therein would simply not allow for transfer.

I hope this elucidates the matter. Some of the above is semi-accurate and some is parody, as with the preceding message.
 

Zirat

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I believe you overestimate me by leagues, miles, and many other measurements. For simplicity place me just above the level of school drop out, lowest common demoninator...
On second thought, maybe high school drop out is too high on the mental ladder for me.

Either way I'm not even going to try reading that, and wait for this phase to pass like your previous pompous A-hole one.
 

Zirat

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Well, you were sophisticated but much too condescending and aggravating. So you were elevated to pompous ass.
 

steeple

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its fun to write scientific nonsense... its not fun to try (and fail) reading scientific nonsense.

lets just go back to whats realy important: pie