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Sounds fun. Just the kinda fun the media watchdogs love tearing to bits! =)
Speaking of tearing... just spoke to my brother down in Florida. Aparently he got the business end of a stingray right between his index and middle finger the other day. I normaly would laugh at that, but this time he has a good reason for being stupid, so hey.
Ya get some suprises every day!
Sounds fun. Just the kinda fun the media watchdogs love tearing to bits! =)
Speaking of tearing... just spoke to my brother down in Florida. Aparently he got the business end of a stingray right between his index and middle finger the other day. I normaly would laugh at that, but this time he has a good reason for being stupid, so hey.
Ya get some suprises every day!
actually the best moment was when I got pissed (in game) used my leash to throw every enemy in the room into the air and killed them all with one shot that only left their skeleton behind
other great moments include:
using kicking some one against a wall till they died
tying up someone with grenades and then throwing them off a cliff
setting someone on fire and then kicking them into exposed wires an getting 'fire fighter'
shooting some one in the head with a flare and getting 'enlightenment'
slicing someone in half WITH MY FOOT!
kicking some one wrapped in grenades into a group of enemies and then exploding him
shooting some one in the balls and then in the face with a revolver
unleashing a 1000 bullet shot into someone's balls
repeatedly kicking someone in the balls till they died and then continuing to kick them in the balls
but no sexual violence *looks at how much he went for the balls*, OK at least no rape.
other great moments include:
using kicking some one against a wall till they died
tying up someone with grenades and then throwing them off a cliff
setting someone on fire and then kicking them into exposed wires an getting 'fire fighter'
shooting some one in the head with a flare and getting 'enlightenment'
slicing someone in half WITH MY FOOT!
kicking some one wrapped in grenades into a group of enemies and then exploding him
shooting some one in the balls and then in the face with a revolver
unleashing a 1000 bullet shot into someone's balls
repeatedly kicking someone in the balls till they died and then continuing to kick them in the balls
but no sexual violence *looks at how much he went for the balls*, OK at least no rape.
Hmm, I guess. But it seems like they got really creative at points.
Could you imagine your job being one to think up crazy deaths for people in games? THat'd be kinda awesome and creepy at the same time
And let them be, if they stay they'll learn soon enough
Could you imagine your job being one to think up crazy deaths for people in games? THat'd be kinda awesome and creepy at the same time
And let them be, if they stay they'll learn soon enough
Wait a second, I just had an epiphany. It is impossible to win, because no matter how long it's been, as long as this website is still up people can just post and overthrow the previous winner.
yeah... you're far from the first person to have that thought, but this thread has been taken off the radar by the mods, you can't see it on the index, usually new people get in through other users or through the damn redlin fiasco. Oh, and also... hey.... I'm the threads resident clown *jingles keys excitably*Professor James said:
Hmm, well boys the jig's up! Due to the sharp intelligence of this newcomer we have been found out! This farce of a game must come to an end! Time to pack up and bring our nefarious deeds elsewhere...Well, in case you couldnt tell that was sarcasm. No offense New Guy, but I couldnt even type that with a straight face =)
And DON'T get me started on the Redlin thing again, he'll have to pay for that upon his return...
And DON'T get me started on the Redlin thing again, he'll have to pay for that upon his return...
Ah, so we're going down that road.Professor James said:
Well, take a seat and let 'ol [insert title of your choosing here] Zirat explain. Ya see, Redlin5 is a pretty cool user that hangs around here as well, but the thing is that when he gets swamped down in life he asks a mod to suspend him temporarily... and his last post is usualy here.
So every one of his posts now has the hyperlink to this thread, and then people follow it and -BAM- we're flooded with new guys. Though that usualy isnt an inherently bad thing, just a trite bit annoying at bits.
He's done this twice now, and when he gets back he'll get what's coming to him...
Though, thinking of it how did you find this thread? We've been off the radar for quite a while...
