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[steeple]

would you like some corpse with your blood?

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I have some corpses for sale!

 

[steeple]

on a diet eh? well how about some haunted granola? or a flesh-encrusted protein bar?

 

[steeple]

[HEADING=1]YOU'RE WELCOME![/HEADING]​

[sub][sub]its funny because Im bigger[/sub][/sub]

EDIT: also, thats one angry teddy you've got there

 

[steeple]

well, its cute, fluffy and hugable, so maybe?

 

[xmbts]

Ooh, I'm often called various unflattering things...mostly by Best.

 

[steeple]

gaaaawh, dont feel bad xmbts, its only because you're a disgrace to humanity, nothing more

 

[xmbts]

Eh, I can deal with that, what's humanity ever done for me?

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

How come whenever a lion explodes, you run away?

 

[xmbts]

>.>

...Ehhwha?

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Clean up on isle 3.14!

 

[steeple]

How come whenever a lion explodes, you run away?

well, when a lion explodes, it releases a clown cloud of chlorine, which we all know is implemented in its nerveous system. chlorine, while not harmfull to humans, are harmfull to giant fire-scorpions, which reside underground in lairs and sewers. when these fire-scorpions come into contact with chlorine, they transform and mutate into lesser scorpions, in addition to get their vision-sensored fucked up, and they get eaten by lizard-vultures, who snack regularly on stray vermin and potatos found underground. when the lizard-vultures eat the lesser fire-scorpions, their stomaches cant handle heat of that magnitude, and they release it into the tubes found in the ceiling. these tubes lead to, you guessed it, canada. when the canadian goverment will be told about the situation, they will decide to handle the source of the problem, and then send a nuclear missle (granted by non other then congo, which have a special recipee for nuclear fire-arms, one which is very usefull in these situations).

and nobody wants to be near the explosion of a congoian-nuke...

 

[BENZOOKA]

What ever you do, do not expect all those tomatoes to roll up the hill by themselves.

Bloody typical.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

How come whenever a lion explodes, you run away?

well, when a lion explodes, it releases a clown cloud of chlorine, which we all know is implemented in its nerveous system. chlorine, while not harmfull to humans, are harmfull to giant fire-scorpions, which reside underground in lairs and sewers. when these fire-scorpions come into contact with chlorine, they transform and mutate into lesser scorpions, in addition to get their vision-sensored fucked up, and they get eaten by lizard-vultures, who snack regularly on stray vermin and potatos found underground. when the lizard-vultures eat the lesser fire-scorpions, their stomaches cant handle heat of that magnitude, and they release it into the tubes found in the ceiling. these tubes lead to, you guessed it, canada. when the canadian goverment will be told about the situation, they will decide to handle the source of the problem, and then send a nuclear missle (granted by non other then congo, which have a special recipee for nuclear fire-arms, one which is very usefull in these situations).

and nobody wants to be near the explosion of a congoian-nuke...

That's from an unproven study made by the same guy who predicted that man will never touch the bottom of the ocean.

The whole fear of exploding Lions is quite simply irrational. You should see it, it is beautiful. Better than fireworks.