last stand one-liner time

[Theo Rob]

bad guys have circled you
bloods dripping from earlier wounds
pretty certain that win or loses your going to die
what do you shout before you start your finest hour
one of mine is "I AM THE BLACK LION!! ILL MAKE SURE MY WRATH IS ENGRAVED IN YOUR MEMORIES!!"

 

[Kecunk]

" I EAT BABIES AND THEY GIVE YOU DIARRHEA"

 

[Frostbyte666]

There is only 1 response to this I can give
"To the last I grapple with thee; from hell?s heart I stab at thee; for hate?s sake I spit my last breath at thee."
Quote: Moby Dick.

 

[Geo Da Sponge]

"All right motherfuckers, roll for initiative."

 

[Nunya Business]

I think that my favourite all time violencing-up-somebody quote would have to be "I am Tyr... Anasazi of Kodiak Pride... out of Victoria by Barborosa! And I... will never... surrender!" so probably a variation on that.

Or possibly "Behold the fiery beast with razor tail that cuts through mountains trampling castles down! Inhale the stench that makes the whole world wail!" (as an accusation, not a confession) followed by a berserker charge, that could be a good last impression I suppose.

Although if I'm in the 'right' mood "Fun... fun... FUUUUN!" *commence insanity*. :3

 

[Sgt. Dante]

"I WILL be the last to fall today."

 

[Theo Rob]

"I WILL be the last to fall today."

i wish i thought of that

 

[Sgt. Dante]

"I WILL be the last to fall today."

i wish i thought of that

I like it cause it's short and sweet, but if you saw a guy in a ring of death come out with that line, you'd definitely hesitate.

Edit; it must be said though; the look on your face is all important in selling a powerful last one liner.

 

[Monkfish Acc.]

"Well, looks like--"

And then I get viciously marauded by a gang of bad guys.
They take my watch and phone and then break them when they find out they are pieces of shit.

 

[TornadoFive]

"All right motherfuckers, roll for initiative."

WIN!

OT. Mine would be "Well boys, one of us is gonna die today, and I have an appointment tomorrow so it ain't gonna be me!" *mad grin*

Freaks them out, and would be fairly memorable.

 

[FarleShadow]

"There is always time for one....last....fap!"

Then just whip out my cock and go for it.

 

[Theo Rob]

i got another one "THE BLOOD ILL BE COVERED IN WONT BE MY OWN!!"

 

[Griffolion]

"My last wound gives me a 2 up ward save, so bring it!"

 

[Ixnay1111]

"I WILL be the last to fall today."

i wish i thought of that

I like it cause it's short and sweet, but if you saw a guy in a ring of death come out with that line, you'd definitely hesitate.

Edit; it must be said though; the look on your face is all important in selling a powerful last one liner.

Kind of like in "The One" with Jet Li lol

"I'm no bodies *****! You! Are mine... I Will be the One!"

 

[valkeminator]

"All right motherfuckers, roll for initiative."

LOL!!! WIN!! I Wish I thought of something like this the other day .

OT: Mine would be "...BEHIND YOU!!!" or "WHAT EVEN IS THAT THING?!", etc. And either shoot them while they're being distracted or make a run for it.

Sure fighting dirty is bad, but at the end of the day... its whether you live or die

Also : "Don't Worry, I've Quicksaved."

 

[Mr Thin]

"BY MY FURY, YOU WILL KNOW THE EMPEROR'S NAME!"

Assuming I am a space marine at the time, of course.

In reality, my last stand one-liner would probably be something along the lines of:

"Please don't -"

 

[Vault101]

"Cracks open a can of enerjy drink" Hold on...Ill be right with you *chug* allright ladies lets dance!

 

[Custard_Angel]

"Alright you sons of bitches... Lets die."

I will then enter into a final gunfight detonating explosives and charging with no regard for personal safety.

Exactly the way a final stand should be done.

 

[ThisIsSnake]

Assuming I'm a mighty warrior who could actually be considered threatening

"The first of you cowards to come forward will have the luxury of a quick death and the last of you I will fashion into a shield to use against death himself!"

In reality, assuming I have enough time

"I'll die unafraid after seeing the fear in your eyes"