last stand one-liner time

[Theo Rob]

bad guys have circled you
bloods dripping from earlier wounds
pretty certain that win or loses your going to die
what do you shout before you start your finest hour
one of mine is "I AM THE BLACK LION!! ILL MAKE SURE MY WRATH IS ENGRAVED IN YOUR MEMORIES!!"

So your epic final words are poorly translated from Japanese?

Dammit, I'm never good when put on the spot. It has to be something specific to the situation, or else it might as well be random. So here goes...

"KingdomHeartswastheworstvideogameideaever...andIregretnothing!"

i actually made the line up myself 100% honest!
i am thinking of a few ideas for a comic and ive made it a rule to not use any Japanese or any other languages unless i truly know what the words i know mean and even then i wont use them in excess since im not fluent in any languages (used to be in spanish lol)

Oh, Theo (or Rob, or whatever)...no, I don't think I should even try.

you mean the foreign words or the the whole comic idea thing?

P.S just call be theo

 

[putowtin]

Looks like I picked the wrong day to quit drinking

(or something like that!)

 

[SckizoBoy]

"Shitloads of you, one of me... it's Pimm's o'clock!"

... if I really felt like Alexander Armstrong... *sigh*

In reality, I'd probably just start laughing, and continue laughing until it was ever more manic before going: 'Right, who doesn't have health insurance?'

 

[Kron_the_mad wants to be deleted]

usually when in that situation I scream incoherantly with a big grin on my face.
other people join in the screaming later..... it's not the same though...

 

[Ldude893]

"I roll 1 on Dodge."

There's no room for a Kotick in this world, and I'm keeping to that statement.

*battle yell then fight*

 

[SpcyhknBC]

My baby takes the morning train,
he works from nine to five and then,
he takes the train back home again,
to find me about to KICK ALL YOUR ASSES!

or

Well fuck me sideways with a soldering iron

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

NOT SO FAST.

 

[Wintermoot]

"YIPEE KAY YAY MOTHERFUCKERS!"
"who sent babies to fight big men?!"(or anything else by the heavy)
"prepare to meet your maker!"

 

[Battenbergcake]

Crom, I have never prayed to you before. I have no tongue for it. No one, not even you, will remember if we were good men or bad. Why we fought, or why we died. All that matters is that two stood against many. That's what's important! Valor pleases you, Crom... so grant me one request. Grant me revenge! And if you do not listen, then to HELL with you!

 

[StormShaun]

No Dice Motherf*ckers *machine gune fire and then sword slicing*

 

[Cpu46]

Maniacal laughter with a crazed look in my eyes then dropping to a low chuckle,
"I bet you were hoping to kill me quickly, cut down on your own casualties, save your own meaningless lives. Well I've got news for you, for once in my life I have found meaning. So no matter how hard you try to kill me IT WON'T WORK!"
Then I leap into battle armed with whatever weapon I can find!

 

[shiig]

Ah, but I can only choose my favorite here:

"Did you think to kill me? There's no flesh or blood within this cloak to kill.
There's only an idea.
Ideas are Bullet-proof."

 

[Theo Rob]

in real life i would still say my quote
shivering in fear will only get me killed faster so why not go out in style

 

[Quazimofo]

bad guys have circled you
bloods dripping from earlier wounds
pretty certain that win or loses your going to die
what do you shout before you start your finest hour
one of mine is "I AM THE BLACK LION!! ILL MAKE SURE MY WRATH IS ENGRAVED IN YOUR MEMORIES!!"

So your epic final words are poorly translated from Japanese?

Dammit, I'm never good when put on the spot. It has to be something specific to the situation, or else it might as well be random. So here goes...

"KingdomHeartswastheworstvideogameideaever...andIregretnothing!"

i actually made the line up myself 100% honest!
i am thinking of a few ideas for a comic and ive made it a rule to not use any Japanese or any other languages unless i truly know what the words i know mean and even then i wont use them in excess since im not fluent in any languages (used to be in spanish lol)

Spanish eh?

I'd say:
"Tu madre trabaja de puta y Tu Padre es puto afeminado"

well that's not very nice now is it? (not fluent in spanish, i just know enough to make sense of that sentence)
but i shant translate. why? PORQUE YO NO QUIERO!!!!!!!!!

as for my last stand one liner, well if i had to come up with one on the spot, it would likely go along the lines of "FUCK YOU ALL MOTHERFUCKERS AND ILL SEE YOU AT THE GATES OF FUCKING HELL!" (profanity flies when i get scared shitless)
if i was feeling humorous, i would say "strike me down and i shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine"
if i had mystical powers, "look at your sword, now back to mine, now back at yours, now back at mine. sadly your sword isnt mine, but if you managed to kill me your sword could be mine. look up, back at me, look down, you are over a portal to hell. goodbye" (die of blood loss due to use of blood magic to kill them all)
or, if i didnt have mystical powers, the funny variation (assuming they play along)
"look at your sword, now back to mine, now back at yours, now back at mine. sadly your sword isnt mine, but if you managed to kill me your sword could be mine. look down, back up, where are you (stares guy i was looking at right in the eyes, as i dashed forward right in front of him), YOU ARE IN HELL" ;;decapitates first guy, proceeds to brutally slaughter the rest of them;;

now, all silliness aside, since i would only have time for a short one liner,
"my road to hell shall be paved with a thousand fresh souls, LETS GET STARTED FUCKERS!"

 

[Drakulea]

One-liner eh? That's easy : "Allah Akbar!"

 

[N7 Warrior]

Well I can't believe no one has said
"I am here to chew gum some bubble gum and kick some ass... and I am all out of bubble gum"
Or
"For Russ and the Emperor"

 

[HandsomeZer0]

"Once this begins, you'll be begging for your life. Halfway through, you'll be begging for a quick death. You shall have neither."

 

[Sjakie]

"Can't we all just get along?"