last stand one-liner time

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ScourgeOfHell

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THEY MAY TAKE OUR LIVES, BUT THEY'LLE NEVEr TAKE, OUR FREEDOMMMMM. Ok i know its not exactly a last stand one liner, but its still pretty epic
 

Wutaiflea

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Why is it when you want to find something, you can't?

I was going to quote Jack Burton from Big Trouble in Little China, but I can't remember the full thing...

It's something along the lines of...

"... and some guy looks you in the eye and asks if you've paid your dues? I just say "yes sir, the cheque is in the mail"

*Please reimagine with 70-80% more awesome or watch the movie*
 

supermariner

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"If you strike me down i'll become more powerful than you can possibly imagine"

*get killed without so much as a dry laugh from my humourless enemies*
 

Venereus

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"I've seen things you people wouldn't believe..." Yeah, you know how it goes. And if you don't, then you deserve to die!
 

lordlillen

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believer258 said:
FarleShadow said:
"There is always time for one....last....fap!"

Then just whip out my cock and go for it.
You know... that might just scare the hell out of them so much that they'd leave.

And then you'd be known as "The Great Masturbator"

(Cookie for reference, there's someone on here that knows it I know, and it isn't a movie or book or game)

My own would probably be something along the lines of "ah, fuckin' A man, why the hell did it have to be me?"
its a painting right?
 

Jaded Scribe

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Geo Da Sponge said:
"All right motherfuckers, roll for initiative."
Epic.

I'd either steal that^ one.

Or from the Sacred Ashes trailer:

"And the righteous stand before the darkness, and the Maker shall guide their hand."

If I had 2 friends making the stand with me:

"And the three shall spread their blackened wings, and be the vengeful, striking hammer of God."
 

WanderingFool

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It would either be some kind of animalistic howl,

or, "PERFECT, now that Im surrounded on all sides, I dont have to worry about aiming! "