last stand one-liner time

[New Vegas Samurai]

And a sudden plunge in the sullen swell
Ten fathoms deep on the road to hell,

 

[Tarkinor]

"This is the drill that will pierce the heavens, and straight through to tommorow... WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK I AM?!"

or, one that I actually thought up.

"To your deaths I carry you, for in life, I am a man, but in death, I shall be a god!"

 

[BlackStar42]

"Come on chaps, I don't have all day."

 

[Xaio30]

"You won't need to hold a seat for me in Hell. I'm an Atheist."

 

[Alien Mole]

'Barnaby, fetch me a scotch and two lengths of wood.'

I enjoy whiskey, I've just started Eskrima and I've always wanted a snooty butler named Barnaby. So this really is a no-brainer.

 

[cainx10a]

"I .... AM ..... GUNDAM!!!!!"

Yeah, ty Setsuna, for a line with a lot of meaning ... damn gundamnut.

 

[LostTimeLady]

THIS IS NOT SPARTA!

I kid. Ummm...

'For those about to die, I salute you.' *salutes then runs Aragorn style at them*

 

[Zay-el]

EAT MY F***ING FIST OF G**DAMN JUSTICE!!!

Alternatively:

HHHRRRAAAAGRHHGHAAAARGGKK!!!!!

 

[slightly evil]

TIME'S UP, LETS DO THIS
LEEEEEEEEEROOOOOOY
JEENKINS!

[speech 100] C'mon guys, lets just put aside our differences and hug

Cheer up. You know what they say; some things in life are bad, they can really make you mad, other things just make you swear and curse... *end on a song*

 

[Eatbrainz]

BLOOD! DEATH! WAR! RUMPY PUMPY!

 

[daubie]

Didn't have time to check the whole thread, so I'm not sure if someone already:

"Time for some thrilling heroics."

 

[Toaster Hunter]

Pray there is no reincarnation, or I WILL be coming back.

 

[KafkaOffTheBeach]

"I wish I could've thought of something cool to say. Y'know, a phrase that they'll remember me for after I die."

I would totally say this without any regrets if I was about to die.

 

[orangecharger]

You are drawing dead. I am all in.

 

[robotam]

"Duff-man never dies...
Only the actors who play him."

 

[Gamblerjoe]

"All right motherfuckers, roll for initiative."

I like this one.

Does it count if I just scream "Get some!" over and over again. I'd probably have to throw in the occasional "Motherfuckers!"

 

[Raptorianxd]

Truly, if I was in a last stand, I should shout my lungs out, letting out all the bravery I have, as that would be a good way to die. In my mind, anyway, Trombe from SRW would play, quickly followed by Libera Me from Hell from TTGL, Owen Fights Death from Torchwood, and the Battle with the Four Fiends from FF IV. All the while, I would be shouting:
"Raptorian! Come, face your end! S' Death on the Wind! Eulalia! I will not sell my life cheaply! S' Death on the Wind! Raptorian!"

-Raptor, out.

 

[Caldarin]

(shouted at fleeing head bad guy)
"I DON'T CARE HOW WELL YOU PLANNED AHEAD! YOU DIDN'T PLAN FOR THIS" (pulls out a detonator and pushes it, EVERYTHING explodes)

Also (this is a hypothetical statement made by the Athenian politician Alcibiades, who was eventually killed in the bath by 7 brothers cause he'd had sex with their sister... he took 3 of them with him)

"Yeah, so what if I boned your sister? She was better than your mom!"

 

[figday]

"i guess i'm getting rusty" wins fight..
"oh well, shit happens" dies..