last stand one-liner time

[Scarim Coral]

Either-

How the hell do you think I am?!! (Sorry couldn't help myself)
Who wants to enter hell first?
You better cross out the rest of activity you got later today/ tonight.
Ha manliness will died when I had fallen, you are no where near manly as me!!!
You won't forget me so easily, in face I will forever be haunting in your memories!

 

[TEKmongoose]

I've lurked around here after watching ZP and other regular vids for ages, actually registered just so I could join in this thread!

Any other children of the '80s around who recognise this?

"Blade with whom I have lived,
Blade with whom I now die,
Serve right and justice one last time.
Seek one last heart of evil.
Still one last life of pain.
Cut well old friend? And, farewell!"

of course it only works if it's a sword-fighting scenario. Another option is one I'm surprised no one has yet suggested, would need adjusting if there's only one of you but I'll quote it in it's original form (or close to anyway I don't have the book to hand)

"seven against seven hundred thousand? It's going to take HOURS to kill them all!"

 

[-Samurai-]

The only one-liner that makes sense, of-course;

"No, fuck you."

[small]Even if they didn't say anything.[/small]​

 

[LtWiesel]

"Well, fuck this...whoever kills me, I'll buy you a beer afterwards."

IF I could be Annie from LoL in this final moment..."Have you seen my bear Tibbers?!"
*evil laugh whith screams of burning people in the background*

 

[Emurlahn]

"*Sign* Not again..."

 

[nebtheslayer95]

Unfortunately for you I have Second Chance PRO!

 

[Drakmorg]

Assuming I have the time to say and am in a war:
"I'm going to give every last one of you sons of bitches the honor of dying for YOUR country!"

 

[GreyKnight3445]

"VALHALLA!"

and then i go into a berserker rage.

 

[Samnite]

So, so many of these sound like things Sarge from Red Vs Blue would say - I don't take him seriously either.

 

[blind_dead_mcjones]

"just gonna give you guys some advance warning that i'm a screamer"

 

[popparik]

Several options:

"Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die." (repeat as necessary)

"Kill for the love of killing. Kill for the love of Kali. Kill! Kill! Kill!"

"Ah, well; who wants to live forever? Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!"

 

[rokkolpo]

" I EAT BABIES AND THEY GIVE YOU DIARRHEA"

I lolled.
OT: ''MY MILKSHAKE BRINGS ALL THE BOYS TO THE YARD!''

 

[AlexKasper]

''Shit... forgot to put the bins out.''

 

[WolfEdge]

"You can't beat me. You NEVER could. And understand this..."

*Cocks gun*

"...You never will."

 

[BiscuitTrouser]

The road i take to hell WILL BE PAVED WITH YOUR BLOOD!

BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE! KHORNE HIMSELF WILL DROWN IN THE BLOOD I WILL REND FROM YOUR PATHETIC BODIES!

I embrace the abyss, in the knowlegde you were damned the second this began.

You think this ends with me? You can never win, you can break my body, you can erase my memory and banish its ashes to the darkest void, but you can NEVER kill an idea. You have challenged the unkillable. You have already lost. It will never back down, it does not surrender, it does not tire, it is patient, it cannot be intimidated... ideas are bullet proof.

 

[Shirokurou]

I'll stick to something simple.

"Bring it!" or "Come on, the wait is killing me."

 

[Laurie Barnes]

"I knew this was gonna happen today. My coffee warned me."

 

[Quazimofo]

Drive me closer! I want to hit them with my sword!

Spoiler: the meme evolves

ive made it a rule to not use any Japanese or any other languages unless i truly know what the words i know mean and even then i wont use them in excess since im not fluent in any languages (used to be in spanish lol)

Spanish eh?

I'd say:
"Tu madre trabaja de puta y Tu Padre es puto afeminado"

well that's not very nice now is it? (not fluent in spanish, i just know enough to make sense of that sentence)
but i shant translate. why? PORQUE YO NO QUIERO!!!!!!!!!

They *are* trying to kill me you know. I think calling their mother a whore and saying their dad is effiminate (didn't dare put the ruder slang I know) isn't too excessive.

OT again: DEUS VULT! (God wills it!) or Novit enim Dominus qui sunt eius (Kill them all, God will know his own-that one is probably an incorrect paraphrase but ah well)

yeah, i guess it isn't. but i guess i thought you were insulting the poster rather than the army. anyway, i like your second ones because they sound a bit more epic than spanish yo mama jokes.

another one i would like to use if i have time. "this hand of mine glows with a great power......" (you know how it ends)

 

[The_Graff]

a classical touch is needed here.

"There is nothing proper in what you do here boy, at least try to do it properly"