Last thing you do before you die?

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badgersprite

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Make love to a star and ride away on a space unicorn made of magic and rainbows.

...I really need to lay off the acid, huh? But, still, that would be awesome.
 

Jake the Snake

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I will die after ripening for another 80 - 90 years.

What will I do? Simple.

Write a farewell poem, and sign it.
Enjoy one last loud, satisfying fart.
Then close my eyes and pass on peacefully.
 

Mr.logic

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Tell the people dearest to me how I wouldn't have lived a worth while life if they hadn't taken the time to heal me.
 

emeraldrafael

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Just come to terms with it. Mt life has been in the fast lane and will continue to be. I'd just like that moment of peace to reflect.
 

gravitate

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find a cure for death, and change my facebook status to dead, and get a haircut and a new name and pretend to be bill gates long lost son.
 

mannaroth

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Fenra said:
Carlton Dance on top of Big Ben, hey if im about to go, I wanna do something people will remember me for
Lol wow that's soooo good I wanna do that too!
 

ultrachicken

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At the ripe old age of 93, I will solemnly gaze at the setting sun, contemplating my past, and what lacking a conscience will be like.

Then, I reach for my rifle, and continue to defend a nuclear bomb from the ninja-space-nazis until it goes off, and I take the neo-nazi uprising with me.
 

white_salad

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Get a lot of amps, and a megaphone. Bring up to tall building in new york. Shout flame on through megaphone and amps, light myself on fire, and leap off the building. I wanna see the headlines.

" Man dies imitating human torch "
 

mannaroth

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white_salad said:
Get a lot of amps, and a megaphone. Bring up to tall building in new york. Shout flame on through megaphone and amps, light myself on fire, and leap off the building. I wanna see the headlines.

" Man dies imitating human torch "
Lol that would be hilarious I'd by a newspaper with that headline and frame it.

Revolutionary said:
Invent a cure for death, and then say "You bitches better bring me back"
Are you shaking your fist while you say that? That would be badass.