Last Words?!?!

[Krumm]

Ignoring the implausible scenario of pushing them out of the way of a bus, then having time for 'last words', but not to get out of the way...

Rage quit!

 

[FallenJellyDoughnut]

If I have 2 seconds, then I have time to jump out of the way.

I was already in the process of pushing three other things out of the bus' path and there are two whole seconds remaining before it hits me, I'm not going to just stop and stand there waiting to die like it was already decided by the director and writers.

Yeah, two seconds is enough, Hell, didn't you see the Russian guy escaping from the bus? That was on the news a few days ago and it was BADASS!

 

[mikecoulter]

"Tell my family that I said something..."

 

[Davey Woo]

I was, Mr. Blobby!

 

[AnarchistAbe]

DO A BARREL ROLL!!!

 

[DanielPowell33]

I would not risk my life for those people.

You wouldn't save Jessica Alba? Why not? She's sexy and she haz teh bewbies!

While that is true, if im dead, i can's see the "bewbies".

 

[Commander Jack Rankin]

"Is that Keanu Reeves?"

 

[Saris Kai]

Nay, to stop would be folly, for bats possess this land.

I wouldn't be saving Jessica Alba though.

 

[RagingMetrosexual]

Holy crap is that a bus? I thought i was just pushing this child, dog and annoying airhead to the ground like the swine they are...shi*SPLAT!*

 

[linkblade91]

Well I got three options, all with various levels of "coolness":

1. I could say, "So long, and thanks for all the fish.", but Ms. Alba and Mr. Bus wouldn't even recognize the reference, so what's the point...
2. I could say "Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.", and then proceed to run the bus through with my rapier...but Ms. Alba and Mr. Bus wouldn't even recognize the reference, so what's the point...
or
3. I could yell "This is SPARTA!" And proceed to kick the bus into a bottomless-pit, but feel dirty for having to resort to an obvious and tired phrase that does in fact get old after awhile. So what's the point?

Toss up, really...

 

[captainwolfos]

'It's okay, ma'am. I'm from the Internet'

 

[Kiutu]

Banana Hammock probably. I splurt out such things when I know Im about to be boned in a game. Dunno why.

 

[Stebay88]

That was just setting the scene! You chose a seen if you want. (Your saving your boyfriend from an axe murderer just before he cuts your head off!) Just saying!

 

[Shurikens and Lightning]

"THE OP ISslkjtlskjdl"

why would I save these people?

Besides my last words would be: "Are you saying that cucumber is a gun!?"

 

[Insanum]

I'd save jessica, And leave the Babies in my place.

Although, If i have no choice it'd be "TYPICAL BUSSES!" or "Shiiiiii..."

As for my last words In General... "LEEEROOOOOOY JEN-" *Dead*

Or That.

LEEEEEEEEEERRROOOOOOOOYYYYYYYY JEEEENNNN*splat*

 

[MrSnugglesworth]

From the words of my wonderful dad, "Bye"

 

[cheese_wizington]

Alakazam!

And the bus is gone.