Least Bad-Ass Game Character

[Tim Buck II]

All of these are good selections.

What is the least bad-ass character you can think of?
Who is a character that you think your mother could kill in a fist fight?

You mean your grandmother, right?

It's been said before, but who the hell lost to Glass Joe?

The kids from the Breakfast Club.

Probably not even them, from the sound of it. After all, his name is GLASS Joe. How wimpy is THAT???

 

[NoDamnNames]

that would be Lester the Unlikely. His dorkitude was the whole point of the game though.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lester_the_Unlikely

I actually think he is badass. He looks like Mclovin from "Superbad" and that kid is defiantly legit.

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

Dan Hibiki from Street Fighter, no contest,have you seen his hadokens?!

In Marvel vs SNK 2 he actually has an attack where he autographs a picture of himself and throws it.

 

[Squilookle]

Lemmings

I was going to say Ratchet, for the same trying-too-hard as sonic thing, but No, I think Lemmings really do take the cake.

And while Peach's lot in life used to just be getting kidnapped, I think her later efforts in the SSB games makes up for it quite a bit

 

[Tim Buck II]

Nero is a whiny *****. Mustadio from FF tactics just flat out sucks, Give me Balthier any day.

I beg to differ, Mustadio kicks ass! He never missed any of my battles.

He never misses a target, either.

Lemmings

This. My brother and I had a lot of fun with that game when we were little, though... Love that little tune.

Sazh Katzroy from FF XIII. I'm so offended by this character. A black man that thinks he's Japanese or is portrayed as if he were Japanese. and he's got an Afro with a damn baby chocobo in it. RE5 was bad enough, now this. They better not stereotype him and give him a bucket of chicken.
The only way Square Enix can make this right is if Sazh gets all up in Lightning's ass as a minigame. Then we'll be straight. And he better not steal anything, either.

http://ps3.ign.com/dor/objects/826843/final-fantasy-xiii/videos/ff13_spc_trans1_42909.html

Don't think so, Drakulla.

 

[DM.]

Hal Emmerich.

OH IM SORRY I MEAN OTACON.

 

[Zeramo]

Bowser on account that he always gets beaten by an overweight Italian plumber who is regularly zoned out on mushrooms

 

[JK3600]

yoshi

 

[AbsoluteVirtue18]

Vaan from Final Fantasy XII.

 

[MasterWhatever]

Glass Joe from Punch out is the first to come to mind

 

[Avatar Roku]

luigi, such a wimp

if you've seen one of his moves in SSBM or SSBB, he just runs with his eyes closed and flails his arms lol.

he is so scared of everything.

If you said that a while ago, I would have agreed. However, 4 words: There Will Be Brawl.

Emma Emmerich from MGS2 (just beating Hal in MGS 1)

That's a little unfair, the entire point of her character was to be helpless, it isn't like other un-badass characters who the creators clearly saw as badass.

Gordon bloody Freeman. Why everyone claims he's badass is beyond me. He's a mute scientist with a stupid beard.

Because he takes down entire armies, first of marines, then Combine Synths, maybe?

How this thread has come so far without a single mention of Peach is beyond me. Come on, when your whole purpose in life is to get kidnapped and scream helplessly, you're not the toughest croissant in the breadbox.

Except that saved herself repeatedly, beginning as soon as Super Mario Brothers 2.

 

[Julianking93]

Slippy from Star Fox, Leon Kennedy, and Gordon Freeman.

 

[capnjack]

kirby

WHAT?! KIRBY EATS PEOPLE. He is a gods-damned cannibal! He swallows you whole, digests you, and takes all your best qualities and NO ONE CAN stop him. If Kirby ever got tired of beating up retards, WE WOULD ALL BE DOOMED!!

You are clearly fucking crazy, dude. Kirby makes Chuck Norris look like Macaulay Culkin.

 

[tyzzni]

Shadow the hedgehog.
He's become such a little ***** over the years
he's trying far too hard

 

[Cliff_m85]

Slippy Toad, Roman Bellic, Frogger

 

[MasterSqueak]

Sora from Kingdom Hearts.

His shoes scare me.

 

[SilentHunter7]

Otacon. I don't know how you can get less bad-ass than pissing yourself

 

[DeadAccountMoveAlong]

Does anybody remember Gex?

 

[Vrex360]

Carmine

Yeah but he was never meant to be badass. I found him relatable.

(I am aware there is nothing I can say or do to stop the inevitable Masterchief bashing in this thread so I thought I'd say for the record I think him and the Arbiter combined are ultimate badassness)

That said I would have to go with Joseph Turok form the new Turok game. I mean I understand his history and backstory but seriously I think his whole morality thing is a little off center as he leaves his former team because he finds them too amoral. Then spends the rest of the game mercilessly butchering animals. Not even just the dangerous ones like the Raptors but also the harmless innoffencive things like Compsignathus (he pickes the poor things up and slits their little throats) and even the herbivore dinosaurs, both species never did anything to anybody. this isn't even mentionin how he goes into a T-rex nest and starts killing all the baby T-rex's who were just being playful by jamming a knife into their skulls. Then acting all heroic when he murders their mother right in front of him who was defending her offsrping. He wounds and tortures the dinosaurs then starts killing them when they try to defend themselves. HE IS A FUCKING PSYCHOPATH!!

..... is this really someone you can honestly say you apporve of? I know the RSPCA would like to have a word or two to him about his issues with animals.