Least Bad-Ass Game Character

[HellbirdIV]

That guy in the back of your Higgins Boat in the first American mission in Call of Duty 2 who throws up halfway in to shore, then gets shot immedieately upon landing.

 

[SecretTacoNinja]

Shadow the Hedgehog.

 

[timmytom1]

Gordon bloody Freeman. Why everyone claims he's badass is beyond me. He's a mute scientist with a stupid beard.

His beardiness and muteness are what make him such a badass (that and the fact that he goes around killing extraterrestrials WITH A CROWBAR!!!!)

 

[timmytom1]

kirby

dude, he fucking eats people. kirby kicks the shit out of other game characters.

Cloud strife. he only thinks he's a badass. in reality he's a whiney little effeminite ***** (like all ff main characters)

Also, big the cat is pretty lame.

Eating people isn`t badass, it`s fucking disturbing

 

[blackcherry]

Prince Tricky. I will keep repeating this till the bastard dies for helping ruin starfox adventures. Not that it needed much help...

 

[sneak_copter]

The weak one in CoD games. There's always a weak one.

 

[ShankHA32]

I can't decide which to pick. Waddle Dee or Darth Malak.

 

[The Ultimate 2]

Let me see, Glass Joe, the Goomba, The king of red lions, The beavers in Donkey Kong 64, Dexter from Eat Lead, White Mushrooms, and lastly Oilimar Without any pickmin

 

[Bluebacon]

Gordon bloody Freeman. Why everyone claims he's badass is beyond me. He's a mute scientist with a stupid beard.

His beardiness and muteness are what make him such a badass (that and the fact that he goes around killing extraterrestrials WITH A CROWBAR!!!!)

You're forgetting that he kills soldiers with a crowbar and then explodes them! Well, that's what I did anyway. And that's pretty badass. Also, he doesnt say anything cos he's too cool.
Nothing gets to him cos he's just well hard.

 

[Actual Charlie Nash]

Chris redfield man i'm pretty sure he can't move since he's like the incredible hulk my grandma could walk up to him and stab him and he couldn't do anything to stop it

i raise you irving
perceptive aint'ca

 

[Remleiz]

vaan

 

[Dogstile]

Chris redfield man i'm pretty sure he can't move since he's like the incredible hulk my grandma could walk up to him and stab him and he couldn't do anything to stop it

apart from the fact that he moves damn well when punching something, so i think your grandma would have flat face syndrome

and you forget, his muscles are bigger than his head, the knife would break

 

[Mr Grey]

Any character from almost any JRPG.

 

[ChocoFace]

Dan Hibiki from Street Fighter, no contest,have you seen his hadokens?!

His entire move set is made of funny, yet somehow ass-kicking moves.
But yeah, as a character, it's him.
(Dan wears pink)

 

[Onyx Oblivion]

Least Bad-Ass?

Phoenix Wright ain't exactly spouting one-liners as he shoots aliens. One of the best characters, but certainly the least bad-ass ever.

 

[hydrahh]

All the characters in ICO. and also Toad from mario.

 

[HellRaid]

Tingle.

I think I win.

 

[Khazoth]

Albert Wesker.

The love child of an unholy union between JC Denton, Agent Smith, and Nightcrawler

 

[Reg5879]

Cait Sith

Agreed, who the hell thought it was good idea to put him in FFVII???

 

[Reg5879]

Albert Wesker.

The love child of an unholy union between JC Denton, Agent Smith, and Nightcrawler

BLASPHEMY!!!