Least Threatening Game Enemy

[BolognaBaloney]

What do you see as the easiest, most pathetic enemy in gaming?
My initial thoughts are Radroaches, and Goombas

 

[Vrex360]

The grunts in any Halo game of course, they are cannon fodder.
Also the starting Necromorphs in Dead Space are insanely easy, same goes for the Thuggish Splicers in Bioshock. Then there are the stunted scamps of oblivion.

Put them all together and you have, the Crappy Enemy club.

p.s Op, great thread

 

[Clirck]

Ordinary zombies in Half Life 2, they just scream very loudly waiting to get shot. In the head mostly.

 

[Ohten]

Tobias Bruckner from Turok 2.

 

[Vrex360]

Mudcrabs.

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Well according to the people in Oblivion plenty of them are more fearsome than me....

 

[Arawak]

compsthanagus in any dinosaur game ever, unless they are poisonous.

 

[xHipaboo420x]

Other players in COD4 online.

Oh you.

I'd say Magikarp. Because it was crap *on purpose*.

 

[Kloffy]

Looters in Mount & Blade. Their stones and lack of speed were no match for my... mount and blade.

 

[TheBluesader]

Mudcrabs.

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Well according to the people in Oblivion plenty of them are more fearsome than me....

I wouldn't take to heart what those weirdos say. Their idea of a full day is saying hi to everyone, wandering around the village, pretending to drink, then going to bed in places where it's easy to pick their pockets. At least the mudcrabs have a sense of self preservation.

@topic, I would have to say videogame Nazis. In real life, the Nazis were intimidating because of their lunatic ideology and their routinely superior military training. In games they are just cannon fodder with bad German accents.

 

[alwaysrockon]

Definatly not mudcrabs, I mean they are more fearsome than you after all.

 

[BlindTom]

Rats. In basically every RPG ever.

 

[scnj]

To the right, you'll see the Imperial Officer. One shot kill from the weakest weapon.

 

[Ohten]

Oh you.

I'd say Magikarp. Because it was crap *on purpose*.

That just makes it dangerous, because you don't expect something that pathetic to turn into something that pants-wetting powerful.

 

[dommyuk]

Yu Yevon from Final Fantasy X, it's impossible to lose, cast reflect on him and he'll heal your party members and everyone has permanent Auto-Life.

 

[Mewick_Alex]

Any enemy in the new Prince of Persia, though that's because game design rather than lack of combat ability.

Head Crabs (Half Life)
Spores (Halo)

 

[BolognaBaloney]

Mudcrabs.

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Well according to the people in Oblivion plenty of them are more fearsome than me....

I for one would like to know where these oh-so-fearsome mudcrab's dwell, so that I might test myself against them.