Least Threatening Game Enemy

[scnj]

Mudcrabs.

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Well according to the people in Oblivion plenty of them are more fearsome than me....

Amazing how they always say that seconds before I gut them with my enchanted sword.

 

[Hazy]

Tie between Glass Joe and a Goomba.

 

[xHipaboo420x]

Oh you.

I'd say Magikarp. Because it was crap *on purpose*.

That just makes it dangerous, because you don't expect something that pathetic to turn into something that pants-wetting powerful.

But as Magikarp it's weak. It learns Tackle at level 15, but even then has such low Attack that is may as well not be there. Although I will agree with you that it was something of a revelation to see it evolve for the first time...

 

[Pickel Surprise]

- Antlion Larvae (Half Life 2: Episode 2)
- 343 Guilty Spark (Halo 3)
- Chaos Acolytes (Dawn of War) (Though everything else that Chaos has is powerful enough to knock the piss out of you and into your grandchildren.)

 

[Eyeheartpie]

Army people in Prototype. When you can 2-shot kill a tank with your fists, or kick a chopper down, they just don't seem very threatening anymore.

 

[Lyri]

Flems

 

[ShotgunShaman]

SCVs/Drones/Probes.

 

[hypothetical fact]

Mudcrabs.

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Well according to the people in Oblivion plenty of them are more fearsome than me....

I for one would like to know where these oh-so-fearsome mudcrab's dwell, so that I might test myself against them.

There is a giant crab in a cave and there are those giant crab shell houses in Morrowind.

 

[Unknower]

Grunts from Halo.

Mudcrabs.

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I ran away made a tactical retreat when I first saw one...

 

[Christemo]

zombies in half life. i made about 300 of them in garrys mod and killed them all with a Glock. without using noclip.

Fallen in Diablo 2.

COD4 AI when ur up close.

everything except giants and cannons in Warhammer: Mark of Chaos.

 

[Jamash]

Looters in Mount & Blade. Their stones and lack of speed were no match for my... mount and blade.

Also their woollen caps offer little protection against my throwing axes, although I have to give them some props for trying to stop a couched lance charge with their bare chests.

 

[SniperWolf427]

Mudcrabs.

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Well according to the people in Oblivion plenty of them are more fearsome than me....

Amazing how they always say that seconds before I gut them with my enchanted sword.

Wow...I suddenly have a massive craving for Oblivion.

I would say the weakest enemy in gaming is the Barnacle from Half-Life. The damn things just sit there and wait for you to run into them, which you rarely do. But if by some miracle on their part (and stupidity on yours) they happen to get ahold of you, as long as you realize you only have ten minutes before they eat you, and act accordingly, you'll be ok.

Also, I seem to remember there being little bunny rabbits running around randomly you could slaughter in WoW just for giggles. It's been a while since I've played WoW though. Those were very dark times in my life.

 

[dontworryaboutit]

A solitary murloc.

 

[gentleben]

Yoshi in the original Smash Brothers campaign mode.

Or this.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SosLIAIN5iQ

Yeah, I'm going to go ahead and say those guys.

 

[tehbeard]

infection forms in halo. the "oh lets evolve big explody bags on our heads" school of evolution.

 

[Lazzi]

A solitary murloc.

I saw some one get killed by a single murloc... Mind you they had been fight for ever and thought (hey I can take one).

Poor thing didnt even last long enough for me to heal him...

 

[dontworryaboutit]

A solitary murloc.

I saw some one get killed by a single murloc... Mind you they had been fight for ever and thought (hey I can take one).

Poor thing didnt even last long enough for me to heal him...

Murlocs in large numbers are horrifying.

infection forms in halo. the "oh lets evolve big explody bags on our heads" school of evolution.

This made me very happy.

 

[PurpleLeafRave]

"Ive fought mudcrabs more fearsome than you! *death*"

Obviously you haven't, otherwise it would have killed you.

I kill mudcrabs with one hit, with my worst sword, on the highest difficulty on Oblivion.

 

[PauL o_O]

The super mutant behemoth in Fallout 3. Really. It's probably the only enemy I can kill without losing health, because It's the only time I've ever used the Fat-Man.