Least Threatening Game Enemy

[The_Echo]

The super mutant behemoth in Fallout 3. Really. It's probably the only enemy I can kill without losing health, because It's the only time I've ever used the Fat-Man.

The only time you might need to use the Fat Man, really.

 

[StarStruckStrumpets]

Patient Demons/Straight Jackets on Silent Hill 2, all they do is spit on you!

As far as I am aware it doesn't deal any damage.

 

[SAccharing10]

To the right, you'll see the Imperial Officer. One shot kill from the weakest weapon.

Nostalgia attack, oh goodness, now I recall falling out of spaceships to my doom :C

 

[Internet Kraken]

Houndeyes

They need to run up to you in order to attack. Then they need to charge up for about 4 seconds, giving you plenty of time to shoot them, or just hit them with the crowbar/monkey wrench. Even if they do attack you, their sonic blast is about as powerful as a gentle breeze.

 

[Traun255]

the Zombies in Fable II even in huge hordes it was stepping on roaches that make delightful crunching sounds!!

 

[Kiutu]

Mudcrabs.

/thread

Scrib actually. Bare-Knuckle Mudcrab fighting is very dangerous.

 

[Susano]

I hate the way people always say Yu Yevon sucks, He wasn't supposed to be the final boss. Braska's final Aeon(Unnamed for spoilers) was the real final enemy, even though he wasn't that good. And really, the only thing saving you was the Auto-Life, I wish there was a way to get rid of it so people would stop saying he was the worst. The REAL worst was that Sin spawn you face at the start of the game whos only attack was Demi, He couldn't even kill you.

Yes, but the name of the thread is 'Least Threatening Enemy' not 'Least Threatening Boss', but you do raise a point with Sinspawn Ammes, although he was flanked by 5 Sinscales which can kill you if, you don't use Auron's overdrive or you're blind.

I guess,and Sinspawn Ammes did always kill me, just indirectly. I kept having to use up all my potions,So I died in the later battles (Even though I love games, I suck at them)

 

[LewsTherin]

These guys.

 

[Eatbrainz]

Defias bandits from World of Warcraft and Mudcrabs from Oblivion their so weak ive made a new sport called 'mudcrab boxing' where you walk along a beach in gladiator armor challnging mudcrabs to battles TO THE DEATH!

 

[Kloffy]

Looters in Mount & Blade. Their stones and lack of speed were no match for my... mount and blade.

Also their woollen caps offer little protection against my throwing axes, although I have to give them some props for trying to stop a couched lance charge with their bare chests.

I like how, at higher levels, they will run away from you on sight, but then if you decide to go after them for fun, they will act as though they ambushed you.

 

[nerdsamwich]

Anyone ever play Keen 4? The enemies are slugs. terrifying, isn't it? And the final boss from Keen Dreams was a giant potato.

 

[garjian]

no contest... beetles on fable 1.

 

[skcseth]

Replica Soldiers in F.E.A.R. 2
Fun to kill though.

 

[Aunel]

tickers in Gears 2, any human in a FPS,

 

[oldMcDouche]

http://www.kongregate.com/games/Mazapan/you-have-to-burn-the-rope

 

[Drakulla]

All the enemies in Terminator: Salvation game. The Terminators in that game just didn't seem that threatening, even though they managed to kill me several times.

 

[JimmieDean]

anything in fable 2. Really come on everything could be killed from super far away... the combat in that game was pointless. They should have just wrote a comic book.

 

[Pimppeter2]

Mudcrabs.

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Well according to the people in Oblivion plenty of them are more fearsome than me....

I for one would like to know where these oh-so-fearsome mudcrab's dwell, so that I might test myself against them.

There is a giant crab in a cave and there are those giant crab shell houses in Morrowind.

Do you mean

RUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN RUNN FOR YOUR LIVES! GET THE HELLL OUT OF HERE GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

 

[GrinningManiac]

Chairs in the Sims 2.

On easy, anyway. I still get nightmares about Expert chairs

 

[Ohten]

Oh you.

I'd say Magikarp. Because it was crap *on purpose*.

That just makes it dangerous, because you don't expect something that pathetic to turn into something that pants-wetting powerful.

But as Magikarp it's weak. It learns Tackle at level 15, but even then has such low Attack that is may as well not be there. Although I will agree with you that it was something of a revelation to see it evolve for the first time...

I used to love freaking friends out by naming it MEW and bringing it out after the three elemental chickens.