Leave your Wisdom here.

[SageSays]

knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit, wisdom is knowing that you don't put it in a fruit salad

Like.

Grace will eat the fruit salad and enjoy it anyway, elegance will remake the salad afresh, without tomato.

"A wise man fears a gentle man's wrath"

And Now

A piece of poetry perhaps.. (a little too alliterative, sorry, I'll stop soon)

Love: like there is no tomorrow
Dream: like the deserts burn
Dance: like the world will follow
Live: like there is more to learn

I saw a similar piece of advice gracing a random thread and this just popped out.
Probably half-inched from someone long forgotten but until someone produces some evidence...

That's what SageSays wrote.

 

[Serge A. Storms]

Kill the body and the head will die

 

[thethingthatlurks]

"Lucky me, Lucky mud" - Kurt Vonnegut

"There is no I in Team, but there is one in Win!"

 

[Corjha]

"Negativity is not your problem. Your problem is negative negativity."

 

[Nannernade]

Like stealing candy from a baby, why is it always a lollipop, why would a criminal steal preowned lollipops anyway? Who will fence it?

 

[icyneesan]

Its only illegal if you're caught ;3

 

[hannan4mitch]

"That is not dead which can eternal lie, and with strange aeons even death may die."

 

[TAGM]

I've got a few here and there.

"The future always approches, but never truly arives."

"Power is useless if a hit never lands."

"A lone warrior without an ammo-less weapon is a dead man."

 

[Bugerion]

If you make it up and talk with confidence, people will believe you know whatever the hell it is you're doing.

The above advice works very well for directions.

This works perfect especially in school also try talking fast to make it 100% efficient xD

 

[open trap]

I learned this from 4chan:

"The best way to solve a problem is to kill yourself"

Heres one of my own:

"Dont take advice from 4chan"

 

[The Seldom Seen Kid]

"Heey-ey-eh-eh-eh-ey

Smoke weed every day."

Challenge accepted.

"A little fear is healthy but too much hinders the enjoyment of bird poo--I mean life."

"Compromise works best when-shut up! I'm talking about compromise!"

"Everything is optional. Some things are illegal, and some things are really gross."

 

[BGH122]

?I think, therefore I am? - Socrates

What? Since when did Socrates coin Cogito Ergo Sum? That's Descartes.

 

[Knight of Cydonia]

Whenever your about to do something ask yourself 'would an idiot do this?' and if one would, don't do that thing.

Cookie for reference.

 

[TriGGeR_HaPPy]

My motto on here:
"Appear weak when you are strong, and strong when you are weak" - Sun Tzu.

Also, it was partially in jest I assume, since I just saw it on a shirt, but I still think there is some truth to it:
"To be old and wise you must first be young and stupid"


I have other random quotes, but most of them have already been said...

EDIT: Also,

?I think, therefore I am? - Socrates

Sorry, but that's actually Rene Desc-...

?I think, therefore I am? - Socrates

What? Since when did Socrates coin Cogito Ergo Sum? That's Descartes.

Oop. Ninja'd. >_>

 

[TheAceTheOne]

"There's no I in team, but there's an M and an E".

I use that one.

My own personal favorite? Neil Fallon, lead singer of Clutch, said "If you're not learning, then you're retiring. You've got to take risks to learn, and there's always something to learn."

My own personal life motto (or one of several, anyway): Make your world one you'd like to die in, because any day could be your last.

 

[The_ModeRazor]

Don't go out during the night if all you got is a lousy assault rifle and your flashlight.

Yes, I am a bad person for this. But please don't hate me >.>

 

[GLo Jones]

Life has no purpose. Stop looking for one and enjoy yourself.

 

[C_Topher]

1) When there is danger, wise men say nothing. - Aesop's fable of the lion's bad breath.
2) A wise man believes nothing of what he hears and half of what he sees, but the truly wise know which half. - My father.
3) Light a man a fire, you keep him warm for a day. Light a man ON fire, you keep him warm for the rest of his life. - Richard, LFG
4) To confuse angels with children is a dangerous thing.
5) Never argue with an idiot. They'll drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.

And my personal favourite:
6) Remember boys and girls, a smart man knows when it's time to run like a little *****! -Kanta, Desert Punk

 

[StellarViking]

Don't kiss an ass that's in the process of shitting on you.