Normally games that are liked by the masses i hate so left 4 dead has pushed me into a dark place with left 4 dead fan boys talking about there online games like Big Biker Men talking about their bikes. All you really need to know about Left 4 dead is there is zombies the storyline doesn't really go into much more depth than that which i think is a good thing games can drown themselves in storyline sometimes gameplay should be your big focus not storyline unless you are a RPG. Left 4 Dead was fun playing as the smoker zombie with the long tougue stalking people was fun and also good practice for real life. The main people are a bit stupid i always play as zoey because for some reason i like playing the female role in every game but for some reason the people will shout out RELOADING and GRABBING PEELS as lond as they can or will wait for me you get close to a witch to single shoot kill it and they'll go in firing the witch will get up and attack me and when you actually need them they are nowhere in view they all think i can take on a tank by myself. The wierd thing about Left 4 Dead is it only has 4 storymodes with 5 levels each but i haven't got bored yet maybe because i got short term memory lost or maybe because i got short term memory lost. If you haven't got this game yet and you like going around killing anything in view left 4 dead is your game if you like scapegoating black people this game is for you too. "lets let louis kill the tank while we run" always my suggestion when playing online.
Left 4 Dead review
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A bit of an obscure review with little depth.
"stalking people was fun and also good practice for real life"
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And also: for your and our sake, use punctuation and press the ENTER button a few more times..
"stalking people was fun and also good practice for real life"
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And also: for your and our sake, use punctuation and press the ENTER button a few more times..
very poor review of an now old game, since others work on your lack of punctuation ill work on your sentence building "than that which i think is a good thing" for an example.
re-read your reviews before posting them, also you might want to pick newer games
re-read your reviews before posting them, also you might want to pick newer games
Fine you people seem to love punctuation so next time i do a review for this website i'll record it for youtube then put a link on this site will that make you all happy?
i was going to read this review but instead i went outside because the sun was shining then i told a bad joke told a bad joke and then i decided that rather than reading the review i would write loads about what i did outside so i went more outcied and than i saw lots of people there so i went after tham because i like to hurt and kill people har then i saw my teecher fram school and i decided to play a funny trick of him so i did then i came back inside and wrote about it in my diary which is an electronic diary then i copied and pasted it into here except not this bit that i am wrating now becuase it wuold be shit in my diary over all i dant like this because you suck
Don't blame me. I saw the way you "pay attention" in class. You really should stop talking to those people.maltesers182 said:
I see you are pretty new to the escapist, so I'll be nice. The games reviews on here are taken fairly seriously so if you plan on writing more you should definitely punctuate properly and check before you post. You can get away with grammatical and spelling laziness in the off-topic forums to an extent. Finally, reviewing is subjective, so you are entitled to say you don't like the game but you need to back it up with some reasoning, not just blanket statements, otherwise you will get the exact responses you've already seen.maltesers182 said:
Happy reviewing.
That's what we in the business like to call "being lazy in class". And I'm in the business. Or at least, going into the business. You not paying attention when your teacher explained the relatively simple concept of a "run on sentence" is what caused this, not the lack of your teacher explaining it.maltesers182 said:
It's relatively simple to fix a run on, too. Just either:
A)Split it into two sentences.
OR
B)Add a comma and the word "and". This fixes most run ons.
There was a third way... But ironically I wasn't paying that much attention in class that day (plus, that was a while back...)... >.>
I'll agree that there are a plethora of spelling mistakes, and the lack of punctuation makes it heavy going.
Furthermore the sentences should be of a lesser length and the vocabulary could be a bit more varied.
I could have done with some greater elaboration with some points, even though some were valid.Try not to make vague statements without specifically addressing them.
Finally paragraphs are essential split up the writing, especially online with smaller font sizes. This allows you to view the writing without hurting your eyes.
I admit you must be relatively new at this so I'm sorry if this sounds a little harsh. I may sound like I'm sounding a bit like I'm on my high horse, but I've done quite a lot of review reading.
Also sorry if I'm reiterating points already made.
Furthermore the sentences should be of a lesser length and the vocabulary could be a bit more varied.
I could have done with some greater elaboration with some points, even though some were valid.Try not to make vague statements without specifically addressing them.
Finally paragraphs are essential split up the writing, especially online with smaller font sizes. This allows you to view the writing without hurting your eyes.
I admit you must be relatively new at this so I'm sorry if this sounds a little harsh. I may sound like I'm sounding a bit like I'm on my high horse, but I've done quite a lot of review reading.
Also sorry if I'm reiterating points already made.