Left 4 Dead: Starring You!
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Jeans, running shoes, digital camo hoodie and a gas mask with goggles and ipod playing Heavy metal instead of the crap music they have now.
Senor Lobo from WWZ(book) and a Barret 50 cal for a weapon.
And my phrase would be.
"You had some purty lips. mhhhmmm."
After an amazing headshot to a girl zombie.
and
"BOOM! missed..."
Senor Lobo from WWZ(book) and a Barret 50 cal for a weapon.
And my phrase would be.
"You had some purty lips. mhhhmmm."
After an amazing headshot to a girl zombie.
and
"BOOM! missed..."
I would be a sarcastic, pessimistic git with a P90 (called Alexandria) and a penchant for black clothes. Not because I'm a goth, but because they add +5 to my Stealth skill (except in Arctic environments, where it's -20). I'd probably quote Schwarzenegger and Bruce Willis, but really, I'm funny enough on my own.
Scrawny-ish guy with red hair and glasses, wearing a Nirvana shirt, jeans, tan sneakers, backward-facing watch. Guns would be an M16 with grenade launcher attachment and a .357 cal. revolver.
There would be no comments, as I would be more focused on survival than cracking one-liners.
Also, what's with all the L4D threads popping up randomly?
There would be no comments, as I would be more focused on survival than cracking one-liners.
Also, what's with all the L4D threads popping up randomly?
Clothes:
Grey pajama pants
Socks and tennis shoes
White long sleeve shirt
As a Survivor:
I'd keep my load light, carrying only my weapons (and ammunition, obviously), a bottle of water, a bottle of aspirin, a couple of jars of peanut butter, and a med-kit.
Weapon Choices:
Shotgun
Katana (if unavailable, baseball bat)
Attitude:
Oddly calm about the situation
Sarcastic
Dry Wit
Slightly Bitter
Very concerned about my partners' well-being
Slightly flirtatious if the female partner is attractive
Quotes:
"Oh, fuck me." *said with a tone of extreme irritation*
"Who pissed off the hell-*****?"
"Look out! Tank!" I then proceed to hum the theme for Cowboy Bebop.
"My foot. Your ass. Now."
"Wow. If it weren't for the blood, decayed flesh, and hunger for my brains, that girl would actually be kinda hot. Oh well." I shoot her.
"Hey, guys, check it out! There's a 7-11. Let's see if they have any bottled frappuccinos."
*I see a Spitter for the first time* "WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT THING?!"
*To the female party member in a sarcastic tone* "The blood on your blouse really brings out the color of your eyes."
"Think Bill Murray's still alive?"
"Criticize me all you want. My range of movement in these pajama pants is significantly greater than yours in your jeans and khakis."
*I see a Charger* "Come on, *****. I've seen women uglier than you. I've lived in Arkansas."
"According to Zombieland naming policies, you may refer to me as Arrakis."
"Whoever alerted the horde, thanks a lot. Oh well. Since they're coming for us anyway, I've always wanted to say this.
"Ahem.
"'Father! The sleeper has awakened!'"
*My facial expression comically serious* "Your fast movement and hunger for my flesh are no match for my kung-fu."
"Guys, I just realized something. No matter how disturbing, how grotesque, how completely profane the events surrounding us are, somewhere out there, there's porn that's more disturbing than this could ever be."
Grey pajama pants
Socks and tennis shoes
White long sleeve shirt
As a Survivor:
I'd keep my load light, carrying only my weapons (and ammunition, obviously), a bottle of water, a bottle of aspirin, a couple of jars of peanut butter, and a med-kit.
Weapon Choices:
Shotgun
Katana (if unavailable, baseball bat)
Attitude:
Oddly calm about the situation
Sarcastic
Dry Wit
Slightly Bitter
Very concerned about my partners' well-being
Slightly flirtatious if the female partner is attractive
Quotes:
"Oh, fuck me." *said with a tone of extreme irritation*
"Who pissed off the hell-*****?"
"Look out! Tank!" I then proceed to hum the theme for Cowboy Bebop.
"My foot. Your ass. Now."
"Wow. If it weren't for the blood, decayed flesh, and hunger for my brains, that girl would actually be kinda hot. Oh well." I shoot her.
"Hey, guys, check it out! There's a 7-11. Let's see if they have any bottled frappuccinos."
*I see a Spitter for the first time* "WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT THING?!"
*To the female party member in a sarcastic tone* "The blood on your blouse really brings out the color of your eyes."
"Think Bill Murray's still alive?"
"Criticize me all you want. My range of movement in these pajama pants is significantly greater than yours in your jeans and khakis."
*I see a Charger* "Come on, *****. I've seen women uglier than you. I've lived in Arkansas."
"According to Zombieland naming policies, you may refer to me as Arrakis."
"Whoever alerted the horde, thanks a lot. Oh well. Since they're coming for us anyway, I've always wanted to say this.
"Ahem.
"'Father! The sleeper has awakened!'"
*My facial expression comically serious* "Your fast movement and hunger for my flesh are no match for my kung-fu."
"Guys, I just realized something. No matter how disturbing, how grotesque, how completely profane the events surrounding us are, somewhere out there, there's porn that's more disturbing than this could ever be."
Id be dressed in my favorite clothes: My torn jeans, my Korn shirt, a black Fedora, and my black chucks, and Id take the FAMAS assault rifle as my main weapon and a Glock 20 as my sidearm. I would also my guitar the "Broken Butterfly" and keep it safe from the zombies so I can play it while in the safe house
I would also be indifferent to the whole "Zombies are everywhere" and be a sarcastic fuck and annoy the members of my team, but Id still take the whole rescue thing seriously
I would also be indifferent to the whole "Zombies are everywhere" and be a sarcastic fuck and annoy the members of my team, but Id still take the whole rescue thing seriously
I'd probably be armed and armored to the teeth, and carrying more gear than is absolutely necessary. So, extra weapon slots, low running speed and low reload speed.
So, heavy weapons, grenades, and a big ass broadsword.
So, heavy weapons, grenades, and a big ass broadsword.
My guy would be the one in short sleeved shirt and jean shorts. I'd be the one over assessing the situation while accidentally every time they look at me funny. I'd usually yell "Whore!" or something in Spanish. My guy would be the first to try to jump too far down and break a leg. My weapon would be melee during progress and machine gun during hordes/special. I would never share my health pack or pills, however; my molotovs would be given freely to the feet of my friends.
EDIT:
Disregard this. I thought I was editing my original post, and instead I accidentally quoted myself.
Disregard this. I thought I was editing my original post, and instead I accidentally quoted myself.
I would have a Heavy metal band tee and jeans with probably white running shoes, my weapon of choice would probably be XM8 assault rifle with modular grenade launcher, and my melee wepon would be my Epiphone EB-0, it weighs 12.5 pounds! can you imagine the zombie carnage that would cause!
Also I would spout Duke Nukem-esq one-liners.
"I'm looking for a zombie toilet to park my brick's"
EDIT: "My bass guitar wants to kill your mama!"
Also I would spout Duke Nukem-esq one-liners.
"I'm looking for a zombie toilet to park my brick's"
EDIT: "My bass guitar wants to kill your mama!"
I'd be wearing a navy blue hoodie with one of the sleeves ripped off, black cargo pants,some black shoes, and a beanie, and look really beat up.
I'd prefer the ak-47 (never really liked the gun until I tried it in left 4 dead 2 and now I'm in love.)
I'd be that guy who gets attacked by almost all the special infected.
I don't know what I'd actually say to be honest.
In short, I'd be the dumbass of the group.
I'd prefer the ak-47 (never really liked the gun until I tried it in left 4 dead 2 and now I'm in love.)
I'd be that guy who gets attacked by almost all the special infected.
I don't know what I'd actually say to be honest.
In short, I'd be the dumbass of the group.
My character would probably have the AK-47, he'd be wearing jeans, brown hoodie, balaclava, some airsoft glasses (that lok bad ass). And when he see's zombies he'd be like "Shit, fuck, shoot em." or "Where the HELL did THEY come from". And also i'd have a Subaru 06 Impreza and would be driving it everywhere.
EHHHHHH.....
First, they have already done the college student... but let's roll with it...
A completely bald 25 year old white male. Trim but not slender.
Beige long sleeve shirt (button up) and a black vest. Black cargo pants.
Dual Thompson machine gun pistols.
Single Desert Eagle as the pistol weapon.
Bo staff or No-dachi Katana as the melee weapon.
"Stick this in your pipe and smoke it!"
"Down! Bad! Bad doggy!"
"Word to your mother!"
If I got shot:
"Ah! You shot me! You fucking shot me!"
Otherwise I would be too busy drawing kittens on all of the safe house walls.
=^.^=
First, they have already done the college student... but let's roll with it...
A completely bald 25 year old white male. Trim but not slender.
Beige long sleeve shirt (button up) and a black vest. Black cargo pants.
Dual Thompson machine gun pistols.
Single Desert Eagle as the pistol weapon.
Bo staff or No-dachi Katana as the melee weapon.
"Stick this in your pipe and smoke it!"
"Down! Bad! Bad doggy!"
"Word to your mother!"
If I got shot:
"Ah! You shot me! You fucking shot me!"
Otherwise I would be too busy drawing kittens on all of the safe house walls.
=^.^=
They would wear jeans (I only have two pair of jeans, identical), a plain shirt, they'd act bored shitless, and they'd use the harpoons.MBurner 93 said:
An overweight guy wearing jeans, black shirt and regular trainers. Catchphrase being 'Get to the chopper' (thats my real life catchphrase as well) and packing some sort of uzi I suppose. I don't really care what weapon, as long as it kills the horde.