Sure why not? At least it would be someone I could relate to. Because I'm not a mechanic, conman, vetran, college student, biker, reporter or a health teacher. I am a dorky (in attitude I mean) guy with long blonde hair, wearing a moroon sweater with jeans and hiking shoes, packing a combat shotgun and a magnum.
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Huhm... Trilby, Skull facemask, black jeans, Sweatshirt, gloves with the fingers cut off, snowboarding boots. Would only use SMGS, Explosives, and the occasional sniper rifle. Would say things like.
"haha, that one looked like my grandma" or "I wonder what happens if i shoot him he- oh."
"haha, that one looked like my grandma" or "I wonder what happens if i shoot him he- oh."
A waistcoat, shirt and jeans. Because you can kill undead and still look snappy. 
Weapon-wise, I'd like to think of myself as wielding a shotgun (because I'm not a good aim and just pointing the weapon in the general direction and firing seems ideal). I'd probably also pack a pipe bomb, which is always fun.
Oh, and I would fire off a slew of undead-themed catchphrases; the most common being a variation on "dead good fun".
Weapon-wise, I'd like to think of myself as wielding a shotgun (because I'm not a good aim and just pointing the weapon in the general direction and firing seems ideal). I'd probably also pack a pipe bomb, which is always fun.
Oh, and I would fire off a slew of undead-themed catchphrases; the most common being a variation on "dead good fun".
Looks: leather jacket, shaved head, old jeans and running shoes.
Character: Cynical and sarcastic with a cruel sense of humour, probably making fun of zombie looks or some horribly butchered innocents. Still rather likable and "good" when it comes to actions.
Armaments: shotgun, baseball bat upgraded with some spikes or nails.
Character: Cynical and sarcastic with a cruel sense of humour, probably making fun of zombie looks or some horribly butchered innocents. Still rather likable and "good" when it comes to actions.
Armaments: shotgun, baseball bat upgraded with some spikes or nails.
My person would wear:
His melee weapon would be a black metal bat and his favorite weapons would be the dual automatic pistols.
He would be the quiet type, and would try to be helpful in any way he can without saying much. When he does talk, whatever he says is probably deep and philosophical. Or the complete opposite. Depending on his mood.
A catchphrase of his could be: "...."
His melee weapon would be a black metal bat and his favorite weapons would be the dual automatic pistols.
He would be the quiet type, and would try to be helpful in any way he can without saying much. When he does talk, whatever he says is probably deep and philosophical. Or the complete opposite. Depending on his mood.
A catchphrase of his could be: "...."
Pfft, sign me up for the infected. My sorry ass would be the first to go.
OT: I'd be wearing a dull green shirt with a cheesy one-liner, plaid shorts, old shoes, and sloppy short hair. I'd probably be sporting (in the trailers) a my very own "fastbat" (it's a little project I made in boredom. It's just a wooden baseball bat with a steel rod through the center. It moves at the center and the trigger handle makes it contract and rush back into a straight position. Swinging and squeezing at the same time makes it hit with twice the speed, so I call it a fastbat. Wish I had a digital camera or a even picture of it.) I would have that, and a hunting rifle.
OT: I'd be wearing a dull green shirt with a cheesy one-liner, plaid shorts, old shoes, and sloppy short hair. I'd probably be sporting (in the trailers) a my very own "fastbat" (it's a little project I made in boredom. It's just a wooden baseball bat with a steel rod through the center. It moves at the center and the trigger handle makes it contract and rush back into a straight position. Swinging and squeezing at the same time makes it hit with twice the speed, so I call it a fastbat. Wish I had a digital camera or a even picture of it.) I would have that, and a hunting rifle.
I would be wearing Jeans and either a hoodie or a leather jacket, but just for the sake of looking cool I'll go with the leather, but unzipped with a T shirt underneath. I would probably use close range blades, Knives, chainsaws, that kind of thing, but my signature weapon would be a flamethrower. My dialogue would probably consist mostly of angry swearing and things I would scream while angrily lighting hordes of zombies on fire like "Eat my melted shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit!"
Tall 17 year old black dude with messy wavy hair and bags under his eyes. single colour shirt with long sleeves, blue pants , acting apathetic towards this zombie invasion. Never panicking when he's in danger but is concerned for everyones health. Tries to appear cheerful by cracking lame jokes and just can't wait for this to be over to put it on his resume or write a book. Doesn't like guns and just wants to enjoy the ride while the other 3 are fighting for survival.
favourite weapon: Pipe Bomb
Quotes:
"Hey, your ex looks like she's a survivor! No wait she's a zombie, can't tell the difference.
"If I drink this anti freeze will they not want to eat me? Haha just kidding, you eat it."
"Finally, nobody to stop me from going into this XXX store."
"Hey, maybe when this is over we can repopulate the country"
(After killing a Charger)"And thats why you don't have a wank every day."
(Seeing a witch)"Sshh, be vewy vewy quiet. I'm hunting Witches."
"Its almost funny how they keep running to the pipe bomb, almost."
favourite weapon: Pipe Bomb
Quotes:
"Hey, your ex looks like she's a survivor! No wait she's a zombie, can't tell the difference.
"If I drink this anti freeze will they not want to eat me? Haha just kidding, you eat it."
"Finally, nobody to stop me from going into this XXX store."
"Hey, maybe when this is over we can repopulate the country
"(After killing a Charger)"And thats why you don't have a wank every day."
(Seeing a witch)"Sshh, be vewy vewy quiet. I'm hunting Witches."
"Its almost funny how they keep running to the pipe bomb, almost."
I'd wear an unzipped leather jacket over metal band t-shirts and a trilby (a very big trilby, due to me having dreads), make music references constantly, curse in Swedish, use a guitar as melee weapon and fix it afterwards for no other reason than that I love guitars. My other close combat weapon would be my platform boots with a steel sheet at the ends so I can kick them hard. I also prefer semi-automatic sniper rifles. Oh, and I'm short. Like, really short. I'm only 5 feet in real life.
I'd wear a 3 piece-suit and use pistols. I can't see me using anything bigger, but I suppose if pressed I could use a SMG. Also a top hat. I'd be the snarky, completely whiny, and pretty close to going pychotic.
"I just wanted a girl-friend and now the FUCKING ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE ruins my dating..."
"I just wanted a girl-friend and now the FUCKING ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE ruins my dating..."
My avatar shows what I'd look like, except thanks to an above post I'd shave my head. Weapons? RPG launched tactical nukes. And lightsabers. Always lightsabers. When you positively absolutely have to kill every last motherfucking zombie in the place, accept no substitute. The only sounds you'd would be me whispering to myself with the occasional FUCK! thrown in, in between the loooong tokes, because there is no way I'm dealing with zombies without pot.
They'd probably wear cargo pants and a light sweatshirt. Like me. They would probably use melee weapons, such as a hatchet. They would probably say "DO SOME PAHKOUH!" while chopping at zombies legs. Also snickering softly to myself in a maddening whisper, driving all who accompany me into insanity.... yes...
Oh, and they would do parkour.
Just cause.
Oh, and they would do parkour.
Just cause.
No, I wouldn't base it off of me.
I would make a hot female character, who wears just enough clothing as to not appear to slutty, but be revealing enough to be sexy. Like a hot librarian whose work suit is starting to tear and fall apart. She'd deffinitely wear glasses though.
But if it was based on myself I would proabably just apply my basic wardrobe I war everyday;, just jeans, T-shirt, hoodie, leather jacket, Doc Marten boots, and probably my aviators just so I look cool. Weapons would be whatever I get my hands on be they melee or firearms.
I would make a hot female character, who wears just enough clothing as to not appear to slutty, but be revealing enough to be sexy. Like a hot librarian whose work suit is starting to tear and fall apart. She'd deffinitely wear glasses though.
But if it was based on myself I would proabably just apply my basic wardrobe I war everyday;, just jeans, T-shirt, hoodie, leather jacket, Doc Marten boots, and probably my aviators just so I look cool. Weapons would be whatever I get my hands on be they melee or firearms.
attire and weapons
Converse or similarly comfortable sneakers, A t-shirt of any color(with light coat in cold), and Straight leg jeans.
Or a comfortable suit and tie - like Nick.
It's about speed and comfort - no need to fight; just need to outrun and outsneak everyone else.
Weapon would be a Mp5, Dual pistols and a Cleaver for melee.
Personality and lines.
The Sarcastic Cynical one, Nick or Francis.
'I hate zombies'
'Gentlemen' (I'm always the stealth character in games - I will bring this to tf2 (I'm actually a damn good sneak in real life)
'Soo.... time to repopulate the earth, Zoey?'
'You got blood on my suit'
'BLOODY HELL! '
On reflection I may be the spy...
Converse or similarly comfortable sneakers, A t-shirt of any color(with light coat in cold), and Straight leg jeans.
Or a comfortable suit and tie - like Nick.
It's about speed and comfort - no need to fight; just need to outrun and outsneak everyone else.
Weapon would be a Mp5, Dual pistols and a Cleaver for melee.
Personality and lines.
The Sarcastic Cynical one, Nick or Francis.
'I hate zombies'
'Gentlemen' (I'm always the stealth character in games - I will bring this to tf2 (I'm actually a damn good sneak in real life)
'Soo.... time to repopulate the earth, Zoey?'
'You got blood on my suit'
'BLOODY HELL! '
On reflection I may be the spy...
1.96 tall, about 110kg. Not the fastest running, but a good shot and trained in melee combat.
Wearing full plate on one arm, and some mixed chainmaille/leather armour on the rest of the body.
Wielding shotguns, assault rifles and/or greatsword.
Im not much for thrown explosives... Allways burns myself on the fuse.
I would also have a habbit of making inappropriate jokes at the most inappropriate of moments...
Wearing full plate on one arm, and some mixed chainmaille/leather armour on the rest of the body.
Wielding shotguns, assault rifles and/or greatsword.
Im not much for thrown explosives... Allways burns myself on the fuse.
I would also have a habbit of making inappropriate jokes at the most inappropriate of moments...
Pale with long, dark hair wearing a partially-unbuttoned black dress shirt and matching black pants and a black trenchcoat.
Apathetic about almost everything ("Hey, uh, it looks like Dave's being mauled by the zomb- oh, never mind, he's dead now,"), probably filled with hate for the other survivors, only talking with them freely to make some sarcastic comment about how much they all suck. Also, paranoid and sociopathic, though quite calm ("Hey, I blew Steve's brains out. I think he could have possibly been infected. He had a cut and at one point was close to a zombie. You can never be too careful. Is that a bite mark on you? Ah well, let's just assume it is,").
Essentially, I'd be the creepy one that everyone tries to avoid.
I'd use an SMG and something with a big blade. Avoiding injuring others wouldn't be my main focus. Although it would be useful to havedistractions/bait/shields friends for as long as possible.
Apathetic about almost everything ("Hey, uh, it looks like Dave's being mauled by the zomb- oh, never mind, he's dead now,"), probably filled with hate for the other survivors, only talking with them freely to make some sarcastic comment about how much they all suck. Also, paranoid and sociopathic, though quite calm ("Hey, I blew Steve's brains out. I think he could have possibly been infected. He had a cut and at one point was close to a zombie. You can never be too careful. Is that a bite mark on you? Ah well, let's just assume it is,").
Essentially, I'd be the creepy one that everyone tries to avoid.
I'd use an SMG and something with a big blade. Avoiding injuring others wouldn't be my main focus. Although it would be useful to have
Edit: All of you have inspired me to make an overhaul of my old post.
I would have a novelty tee-shirt on with a white background, blue jeans, sneakers a machete, and a shotgun. Prepare for bad sarcasm and puns.
I'd be cowardly and cry a fair bit, but I wouldn't stop fighting. Ever seen someone who was just crying grinning? Their eyes glow like red coals.
Me: Huh, gotta love those Zombies, and I don't mean just normal love. I mean I want to spend my rest of my life with those zombies. It's this weird feeling, like a call, that I got right after this bite mark... I'm kidding! Calm down...
Zombie: GRaaaRGH!
Me: That's what she said!/Your Mom!
Me: Looks pretty tough guys. Dave presumably won't make it. If your mad at him let it out now before it's to late.
Me: Ahh SHI-! Get em' off Get them off!
Me: Razzle Frazzle!
Me: If they want brains then how come they're chasing you?
Me: HAHAHHAHAHAHAH! DIE! ALL OF YO- CRAP! NO AMMO! AHHHG! HELPHELP!
Me: It's almost as fun as burning dogs! What, you guys don't do that too?
Me: Where's your zombie god now?
Me: That's (zombie/adjective)
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...and my aviator sun glasses of course.
I would have a novelty tee-shirt on with a white background, blue jeans, sneakers a machete, and a shotgun. Prepare for bad sarcasm and puns.
I'd be cowardly and cry a fair bit, but I wouldn't stop fighting. Ever seen someone who was just crying grinning? Their eyes glow like red coals.
Me: Huh, gotta love those Zombies, and I don't mean just normal love. I mean I want to spend my rest of my life with those zombies. It's this weird feeling, like a call, that I got right after this bite mark... I'm kidding! Calm down...
Zombie: GRaaaRGH!
Me: That's what she said!/Your Mom!
Me: Looks pretty tough guys. Dave presumably won't make it. If your mad at him let it out now before it's to late.
Me: Ahh SHI-! Get em' off Get them off!
Me: Razzle Frazzle!
Me: If they want brains then how come they're chasing you?
Me: HAHAHHAHAHAHAH! DIE! ALL OF YO- CRAP! NO AMMO! AHHHG! HELPHELP!
Me: It's almost as fun as burning dogs! What, you guys don't do that too?
Me: Where's your zombie god now?
Me: That's (zombie/adjective)
Double Edit:
...and my aviator sun glasses of course.