About two weeks ago , i was giving my girlfriend oral pleasure , everything was going well , until she farted in my face . I was in shock , she was embarassed. It wasn't sure if it was a "real" fart so i stopped and asked , did you just fart ? She replied with a bashful "i'm sorry " that's when i hit me , someone farted in my face . I was in shock , all i could say was " you farted, in my face " for like 5 minutes after the fact ". Needless to say , never again .