Let's all play a Drinking Game on Saturday

[Spade Lead]

As many of you, Americans especially, know, there is a cult running around prophesying the end of days on Saturday, March 21st, 2011. Well, as a calm, collected, RATIONAL man, I believe they are wrong. Consequently, I want to get my blasphemy on.

This is how you play:

Beginning at 9PM Eastern Time, you begin by taking a shot. Every minute that the world doesn't explode, you take another shot. Loser is the first one to pass out drunk and miss the end of the day (or pass out through the end of days, either way).

I don't know where this comes from, but the idea of sitting outside on the hill in front of my apartment, staring into the sky, and getting drunk while waiting for the end of days just sounded hilarious. So who is in?

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[Spade Lead]

EVERY MINUTE?!!?!??!!?

Fuck that, I hope the fucking rapture comes.

Well, the prophesy says 6 PM, so maybe we don't start drinking until then?

 

[redisforever]

Well, the prophesy says 6 PM, so maybe we don't start drinking until then?

Shit, 6PM?
I won't get to watch my Doctor Who!
Damn. Ah well, it won't end, but I'll be counting down the minutes until I can safely laugh at the ones who believe.

 

[Alphakirby]

As many of you, Americans especially, know, there is a cult running around prophesying the end of days on Saturday, March 21st, 2011. Well, as a calm, collected, RATIONAL man, I believe they are wrong. Consequently, I want to get my blasphemy on.

This is how you play:

When you wake up Saturday, you begin by taking a shot. Every minute that the world doesn't explode, you take another shot. Loser is the first one to pass out drunk and miss the end of the day (or pass out through the end of days, either way).

I don't know where this comes from, but the idea of sitting outside on the hill in front of my apartment, staring into the sky, and getting drunk while waiting for the end of days just sounded hilarious. So who is in?

No offence,but that sounds like suicide. THAT IS 24 HOURS OF STRAIGHT DRINKING!!!

 

[thiosk]

Every minute, lol.

This is actually your secret plan to actually kill all of humanity on the same day, thereby proving the doomsdayers correct. ISN'T IT

 

[Ilikemilkshake]

Every minute haha, never mind pass out and miss the end of the day, more like just die.

But yeah, i wouldnt mind getting hammered on saturday, end of the world or not.

 

[Spade Lead]

Every minute, lol.

This is actually your secret plan to actually kill all of humanity on the same day, thereby proving the doomsdayers correct. ISN'T IT

I am currently unemployed. I seriously thought it would be a great time killer to sit outside, watch the sky, and get shitfaced waiting for something to happen that I patently know isn't going to happen. Plus, if I am wrong, the hellish ordeal of waiting for the apocalypse will go much quicker until I sober up...

 

[thiosk]

prophesy

You started early, didn't you.

 

[Spade Lead]

your on

I am going to update my Facebook status every hour with "I am (number) on the (buzzed/drunk)Scale, and I STILL haven't seen Jesus. Must not be the End of Days yet..."

 

[Spade Lead]

prophesy

You started early, didn't you.

Blame Firefox. Prophecy and Prophesy both come up correct...

 

[Get_A_Grip_]

Pfft. You call that a drinking game.
Everytime the word 'shot(s)' is said, take a shot.

 

[FalloutJack]

As many of you, Americans especially, know, there is a cult running around prophesying the end of days on Saturday, March 21st, 2011. Well, as a calm, collected, RATIONAL man, I believe they are wrong. Consequently, I want to get my blasphemy on.

This is how you play:

When you wake up Saturday, you begin by taking a shot. Every minute that the world doesn't explode, you take another shot. Loser is the first one to pass out drunk and miss the end of the day (or pass out through the end of days, either way).

I don't know where this comes from, but the idea of sitting outside on the hill in front of my apartment, staring into the sky, and getting drunk while waiting for the end of days just sounded hilarious. So who is in?

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So, you wish everybody to drink themselves to death, thus fulfilling this BS prophecy. Am I right?

 

[Spade Lead]

So, you wish everybody to drink themselves to death, thus fulfilling this BS prophecy. Am I right?

No, I figured I would last about an hour and then pass out...

 

[blaize2010]

dude. a sip of beer every minute would kill you in that amount of time, much less a shot of vodka or tequila. tequila fucks you up like that.

 

[Radelaide]

You're gonna wish the world exploded the day after when you wake up with one ************ of a hangover.

dude. a sip of beer every minute would kill you in that amount of time, much less a shot of vodka or tequila. tequila fucks you up like that.

Tequila puts hair on your chest.

 

[blaize2010]

You're gonna wish the world exploded the day after when you wake up with one ************ of a hangover.

dude. a sip of beer every minute would kill you in that amount of time, much less a shot of vodka or tequila. tequila fucks you up like that.

Tequila puts hair on your chest.

funnily enough, thats what my dad said. a dudes first attempt at alcohol should not be tequila, by the way.