Let's Define us a Gamer!

[TheRealCJ]

Okay, here's the deal, I want to see how many light hearted 'definitions' of gamers we can rustle up, with an emphasis on the 'light hearted' - I don't want any unnecessery drama if I can help it.

To start, a Gamer is:

* Someone who truly believes that they can glean the Vitamin D required to survive from an array of monitor LEDs.
* Someone who has yet to realise that that pokemon doona probably isn't designed to fit on a double bed.
* Someone who holds no qualms about shouting 'OBJECTION' on public transport.
* Someone who goes to work just to take a break from videogames

I'll probably think of more, until then, have fun!

 

[BolognaBaloney]

someone who needs some fresh air, so they pop in oblivion to take a stroll in the countryside

 

[BolognaBaloney]

someone who is working on getting their drivers permit, so they practice driving in gta4

 

[Kranoes]

-a guy that shouts Pill here! when playing too much L4D
- a guy that dreams about murdering tons of dudes
-A guy that says lol in real life

 

[Deepbluediver]

some who, through sheer force of will (or maybe just as a survival trait) has altered their metabolic system so that they can survive entirely on cheetos, popcorn, mountain dew, redbull, and other "foods" with no actual nutritional value.

 

[DM.]

I actually do the GRABEN PEELS thing.

 

[A Raging Emo]

- a guy that dreams about murdering tons of dudes

I had a dream like that last night...

 

[SharPhoe]

A gamer is someone who, when shopping for hygiene supplies and having to decide between brands of mouthwash, always goes for Listerine just so he can yell "NO SCOPE!"

 

[ChocoFace]

Someone, who shouts in the street after getting shot: OMG HAX! You NOOB, ARE YOU LIKE 6 Years Old?
(i'll try to keep off caps lock. for now.)

 

[TheRealCJ]

Wow, keep 'em coming guys!

* Someone who desperately grasps for the quickload button when they trip in the street.

 

[manicfoot]

*someone who sits still after being hit by a car to recover health instead of going to the hospital.

 

[BolognaBaloney]

*someone who looks for their health bar after being punched

 

[BolognaBaloney]

*someone who picks up a crowbar and holds it in front of their face jabbing at things

 

[ThrobbingEgo]

A video game enthusiast?

 

[ThrobbingEgo]

-A guy that says lol in real life

Someone who needs to use the term "in real life" to distinguish between reality and his(/her) online life.

 

[neuromasser]

*someone who count how many slots does clothes occupy when packing for a trip

*someone who reaches for the escape/skip button in boring conversations/lectures

 

[BolognaBaloney]

*someone who holds X by their car to get in

 

[theCMNDER]

*Someone who vists the Escapist daily. (oh wait that's the definition for someone awesome isn't it?)

*Someone who can "dance all day".

 

[BolognaBaloney]

*someone who continually jumps in order to raise their acrobatics level