Let's Define us a Gamer!

[Kirosilence]

-Someone who wakes up in the morning, and wonder's why his/her UI isn't displayed.
-Someone who tries to quantify how much HP his/her lunch regenerates.
-Someone who looks for the glowing outline around objects he/she can interact with.
-Someone who will stop in the street and wonder where his/her reticule is.
-Someone who starts all of his/her text messages with /Whisper.

 

[BolognaBaloney]

*someone who crouches behind people in order to avoid being seen

 

[Rascarin]

Someone who tries to "quicksave" before entering a room they've not been in before.
Someone who tries to activate VATS any time they feel threatened by someone.
Someone who will assign more importance to getting achievements than making friends.
Someone who thinks "Oh no, I'm over-encumbered" whenever they can't lift a heavy object.

 

[Rickyvantof]

Someone who tries to "quicksave" before entering a room they've not been in before.
Someone who tries to activate VATS any time they feel threatened by someone.
Someone who will assign more importance to getting achievements than making friends.
Someone who thinks "Oh no, I'm over-encumbered" whenever they can't lift a heavy object.

Isn't that people who just play Fallout 3, rather than gamers?

*Someone who runs over ammo and weapons, expecting them to end up in his 'inventory'.

 

[TheWojo]

*someone who continually jumps in order to raise their acrobatics level

Hey, this actually makes sense. Its called "exercise" or "training".

 

[TheRealCJ]

Shhh, no it isn't

it's called 'levelling' or 'grinding'.

 

[BolognaBaloney]

Shhh, no it isn't

it's called 'levelling' or 'grinding'.

Haha exactly!

 

[Shantari Extanu]

Ehh.. the obvious.. someone who plays games?

 

[UtopiaV1]

someone who needs some fresh air, so they pop in oblivion to take a stroll in the countryside

That is awesome... i'm gonna start doing that!!!

A gamer is someone who runs at their cat with a crowbar yelling "HEAD HUMPER"!!!
A gamer is a guy who giggles when someone asks if they have any teabags...
A gamer marries his PC/Console...

 

[BolognaBaloney]

someone who needs some fresh air, so they pop in oblivion to take a stroll in the countryside

That is awesome... i'm gonna start doing that!!!

A gamer is someone who runs at their cat with a crowbar yelling "HEAD HUMPER"!!!
A gamer is a guy who giggles when someone asks if they have any teabags...
A gamer marries his PC/Console...

Haha the teabag thing is gold man!

 

[Kranoes]

- a person who spends his life saveings on a computer that will only last for 2 years

[ if drasticly overhauled]

 

[branalvere]

*someone who holds X by their car to get in

lol. Someone who presses back to answer their mobile phone

Something I do fairly regularly is throw out the palm of my hand at automatic doors as though I am force pushing them. not really a gamer thing, but I thought I'd share that

 

[BolognaBaloney]

*someone who expects police to be as thick as they are in GTA

 

[Osalot_TH]

*someone who probably has at least 20 gigs of porn on their PC

 

[Andy_Panthro]

* someone who pushes against walls trying to find secret doors (DOOM)

* someone who wonders how they'd cope if their town was taken over by aliens/combine/locusts/etc.

 

[TheRealCJ]

* someone who wonders how they'd cope if their town was taken over by aliens/combine/locusts/etc.[/quote]

Ain't that the truth

 

[reincarN8ed]

-A person who HATES Jack Thompson and wishes to banish him to the 6th Circle of Hell!
-Anyone who says "imo, lol, or omg" in real life.
-Virgins

 

[SsilverR]

when a work colleague asks the gamer why he hasn't eaten his sandwich the gamer replies "i'm saving it incase i run into a boss on my way home"

 

[thatstheguy]

*Some one who can explain MGS' storyline.

*Someone who goes outside and says "WOW! Those graphics are amazing!"

*Someone who has a toilet that doubles as a game system.

 

[Rhob Anybody]

Someone who when asked by their girl/boy friend "wouldnt you rather play with me?" replies "Sure where do I plug in my controller?"