Let's hope the alien's aren't watching

[Hollock]

So today I was watching Wife swap and a thought ran through my head "If aleins were passing by and judged humanity based on these two families they would probably exterminate us.". So I want you to tell me, what TV show, Movie, Video game, or Book you wouldn't want aliens to see because they would shoot us with their death ray, because we don't deserve to live. And WHY did you pick your thing, please explain.

 

[soapyshooter]

Jersey Shore

 

[DuplicateValue]

Anything shown on MTV.

 

[benbenthegamerman]

Fox News and Cnn.

 

[TheNamlessGuy]

DELETED

 

[lacktheknack]

"DESTROY ALL HUMANS!", the video game.

I win, and I'm not sure anyone can argue that.

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

4chan, if that counts.

 

[Pimppeter2]

How would they understand what they were seeing?

 

[Daystar Clarion]

"DESTROY ALL HUMANS!", the video game.

I win, and I'm not sure anyone can argue that.

Wouldn't that give the aliens the impressions that other aliens are already attacking?

 

[DeadlyYellow]

So today I was watching Wife swap and a thought ran through my head "If aleins were passing by and judged humanity based on these two families they would probably exterminate us.". So I want you to tell me, what TV show, Movie, Video game, or Book you wouldn't want aliens to see because they would shoot us with their death ray, because we don't deserve to live. And WHY did you pick your thing.

TV? Hell once they catch our internet signals we're doomed.

 

[j0z]

Anything shown on MTV.

I agree.

That is why we should broadcast only movies of us destroying aliens when they try to invade. That should scare them off

 

[Baron Von Evil Satan]

So today I was watching Wife swap and a thought ran through my head "If aleins were passing by and judged humanity based on these two families they would probably exterminate us.". So I want you to tell me, what TV show, Movie, Video game, or Book you wouldn't want aliens to see because they would shoot us with their death ray, because we don't deserve to live. And WHY did you pick your thing.

TV? Hell once they catch our internet signals we're doomed.

pretty much this.

 

[Hollock]

How would they understand what they were seeing?

with this

Spoiler

 

[TheDrunkNinja]

Kingdom Hearts was the first thing that popped into my head.

Why? Because it combines the two eye-gougingly strangest and weirdest shit this world has to offer...

Anime and the Disney corporation.

 

[Asturiel]

Hmm I'd be tempted to say Arrested development but then they would just be laughing so hard they wouldnt kill us haha!

Hmm bad TV family... Hmmmmmm any reality TV show will fuck us over, not a family but it's close enough.

 

[GodsAndFishes]

Any alien invasion film.

 

[Hollock]

Porn.

[sub]I have a bad feeling about this post, but I'm sticking with it[/sub]

I think they would be pretty leinent on the subject of porn. Think about it, anal probing

 

[grimsprice]

Conspiracy Theory with Jessy Ventura.
the first few seasons of South Park. (they got better)
Lady Gaga.
Jerry Springer.
...
... thats all i can think of right now.