Let's hope the alien's aren't watching

[GyroCaptain]

Nobody thinks General Hospital or All My Children reruns would turn the aliens against us? That, or turn them toward chocolate and boring house-wifery. On that note, I'm pretty sure Jerry Springer would cross the line as well.

Porn.

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I think they would be pretty leinent on the subject of porn. Think about it, anal probing

That's a really good point.
EDIT: Ninja'ed on Jerry Springer. Maury and Oprah are also... eeergh.

 

[Hollock]

Hmm I'd be tempted to say Arrested development but then they would just be laughing so hard they wouldnt kill us haha!

Hmm bad TV family... Hmmmmmm any reality TV show will fuck us over, not a family but it's close enough.

"We'll Exuuuuse me!"

Edit: avatar and gif, one more David Cross and I have to pay a fine

 

[Amondren]

"DESTROY ALL HUMANS!", the video game.

I win, and I'm not sure anyone can argue that.

Agreed i may not have remembered that game had you not mentioned it

 

[BENZOOKA]

Big Brother. It's awful.

 

[teisjm]

District 9. They would hate us. even though the movie rocked.

 

[The Unskilled78]

If an advanced alien species were to land anywhere on earth, I'm sure their response would be basically akin to ours upon stepping on a pile of shit, then finding maggots on the bottom of your foot.

 

[Asturiel]

*Snip*

See this guy gets it.

 

[Earthbound Engineer]

We must isolate them from sparkling vampires and American politicians.

 

[Shanecooper]

Anything that requires the viewer to have an IQ below room temperature to enjoy. It would stop the aliens realizing that our world is run by the instantly stupid and the unethically wealthy.

 

[Hollock]

Can't believe nobody's mentioned the Flavor of love show.

 

[Conner42]

How would they understand what they were seeing?

with this

Spoiler

Man! That was a fucking win!

Hell, anything really. The human race is so awful!

 

[Simon Hadow]

I'm going out on a limb here and saying that if they do find us, they're either going to be just as bad as us... or here to enslave our species, so as to further the goals of the glorious slurg. Or eat us.

 

[Ironlenny]

They might find Sesame Street offensive. Just think of the headlines:

"ELMO DOOMS US ALL!"

 

[RatRace123]

Halo
Mass Effect
Alien(s)

Anything with Space Marines and lots of dead aliens

 

[JWW]

Anything that implies that people are good. Let's hope they'll be impressed by modesty. In all cases, keep them away from religious books.

 

[Vrex360]

Well speaking as an Alien on Earth I can say I am appalled by your species's immature obsession with female milk glands as well as general abuse and hatred towards others of your own species based around appearance. Further more I am distrurbed heavily by the notion of how much hatred the common person can give to one another based on preferance of movie/video game.
Most importantly though, one look at human history is already guarenteed to make the species look bad.

 

[VicunaBlue]

Porn.

[sub]I have a bad feeling about this post, but I'm sticking with it[/sub]

Well they need to learn how to probe us somehow...


Probably Extreme Makeover.I'm talking about the original one with plastic surgery, not the house one. That might just make them doom-laser us.

 

[Nalesnik]

Well speaking as an Alien on Earth I can say I am appalled by your species's immature obsession with female milk glands as well as general abuse and hatred towards others of your own species based around appearance. Further more I am distrurbed heavily by the notion of how much hatred the common person can give to one another based on preferance of movie/video game.
Most importantly though, one look at human history is already guarenteed to make the species look bad.

Ya, but we invented pop-tarts. Surely, that's a redeeming quality?

 

[Aerodynamic]

Any music on MTV.

Such as Lady Gaga, Kesha, Rap, and Joans Brothers.

 

[oppp7]

If they're going to hate us because of what we do in our spare time then they can't be that intelligent...