Let's imagine crazy Saint's Row 4 weaponry!

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Groxnax said:
Hemp gun: It will get them so high that they will float off... or it will cause them to get the munchies that are so bad they will eat their friends or themselves.

Not sure what the effects will be.
what about making them eat themselves

Twilight gun: It will turn your opponent into a loved/hated Twilight character and fans/people who hated the movie will run up to the victim and mob/rip apart/kill him/her.
brutal, how about a version that turns them into Justin Beiber?

A bow and arrow set with chainsaws/grenades/pheromone bottles/other on the tip of the arrow.
have it make mobs or create storms of chainsaws or just cause people to explode

Swordfish gun.
make it sharks and you got a deal
 

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sextus the crazy said:
This.


Just in case you need to be extra stealthy. Silenced everything!
What the hell is this?!?!?!? It's worse than the murika gun that will be in the pre-order bonus,
 

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martyrdrebel27 said:
this is a fun gamer discussion my friends and myself like to have occasionally. until SR3 came out, the idea was generic, just crazy weapons for Generic Game A. but with the SR franchise, it gave a home to our ideas. so lets imagine some Over The Top weaponry we'd like to play with in a sandbox crime spree!

1. Heat-seeking Chainsaw Launcher-All the fun of chainsaws with the laziness of guided rockets!

You mean this?

I want a Zombie Launcher, myself. Fires just zombies heads at first, then upgrades to full bodies.
How about a chainsaw multi launcher? why only have one puny chainsaw when you can have many chainsaws raining down?

Or a kitten launcher, fires adorable fluffy kittens that cause people to die from cuteness induced heart attack
 

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RaginDrage said:
We need to be able to rip the health bar from the HUD and bludgeon our enemies with them!
How about just turn the character into a more insane version of deadpool whose ultimate power is to reach toward the TV screen, grab the player (or a representation), stick a bomb in the mouth and hurl it at the enemies
 

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xPrometheusx said:
Yahtzee has mentioned a bazooka that fires rainbow hedgehogs several times in his videos, I feel like that should be a thing.
Let's go one step further, rainbow tarantula hedgehogs,

Just aim it at people and they get both impaled and poisoned, works best on children?
 

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I can't believe nobody thought of this. It's so simple.

A rocket launcher that shoots rocket-mounted guns rigged to start firing as soon as the launcher's tube is cleared.
 

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Honestly I would be happy having back the guns from saints row 2 I was really disappointed when they took away all the selection of guns that saints row 2 provided. I dunno I might skip this one saints row 2 was prolly my favourite game this generation and they killed the series for me.
 

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Izanagi009 said:
Groxnax said:
Hemp gun: It will get them so high that they will float off... or it will cause them to get the munchies that are so bad they will eat their friends or themselves.

Not sure what the effects will be.
what about making them eat themselves
I thought I said that already?
 

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Rapture-matic (either a weapon or a power):

You activate the effect by pressing and holding a button. When you do, you stop, stand still and spread your arms. A ring of energy emanates around you on the ground as the sound of an angelic chorus swells. The longer you hold the button, the wider the ring gets. Everyone caught in the ring stops what he or she is doing, looks skyward and begins to rise. They rise slowly at first but faster and higher the longer they're in the ring (the longer the player holds down the button). And when you let go of the button, the ring disappears and everyone stops rising and accelerating. Then they plummet back to earth.

Pheromoner:

You throw a grenade that engulfs one person in a thick cloud of sparkly lavender gas. As they writhe and choke in the toxic cloud, everyone of the opposite sex in the vicinity (and one in ten of the same sex) rushes up and mobs the victim, completely obscuring him from view. When the mob dissipates, a skeleton of the victim clatters to the ground.

--Morology!