Let's...MAKE A MOVIE

[Combined]

Instead of "ppl", please use "people". Also, shouldn't this be in Rp and Games?

And for a good film, you need a lot of Combine. An incredible lot of Combine. They're the bad guys.

And you need Hugh Laurie. He could play the main character.

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The main character will be God, played by Hugh Laurie.
Or Samuel L. Jackson.
Or both.

I like the way you think. Surely both of them could play God.

 

[Beffudled Sheep]

Chuck Norris verses God, Jesus, and Satan at the same time while giant flaming purple dragon kitten hybrids fall from the ground and sky while laying 50000001.523 pound eggs all over the place.

 

[Sketchy]

Sparkling vampires are all we need to make a great movie.

If that was sarcasm then let me destroy you with inventive use of the ASPHD. If not, then I agree wholeheartedly...

I think that was sarcasm, because in my opinion, the only movie I can think of with sparkling vampires in it, was a waste of my time and money.

 

[Trivun]

We must have a giant pit of doom...

Preferably leading to Marnia.

I've already seen plenty of films with giant pits of doom... KHAZAD-DUM! (sorry, couldn't resist...)

 

[Aidanadv]

Sparkling vampires are all we need to make a great movie.

If that was sarcasm then let me destroy you with inventive use of the ASPHD. If not, then I agree wholeheartedly...

naw man y would i lie about something as cool as sparkling vamps or zac?





















[/sarcasm]

 

[D_987]

We must have a giant pit of doom...

Preferably leading to Marnia.

I've already seen plenty of films with giant pits of doom... KHAZAD-DUM! (sorry, couldn't resist...)

But where will all the ponies get banished to at the end, without the giant pit?

 

[Sketchy]

Instead of "ppl", please use "people". Also, shouldn't this be in Rp and Games?

And for a good film, you need a lot of Combine. An incredible lot of Combine. They're the bad guys.

And you need Hugh Laurie. He could play the main character.

'
The main character will be God, played by Hugh Laurie.
Or Samuel L. Jackson.
Or both.

I like the way you think. Surely both of them could play God.

Combined, do you think we could get Dr. Breen to play the villain?
Could you ask him? He seems pretty hard to get to.

 

[Erana]

P.S. Im only doing this because all movies suck at the moment,

So, do you mean that in a few minutes, the suck-age will wear off, or something?

Ohh! Ohh,
We need HAMMERS!
*pulls out spiffy hammer*

 

[Trivun]

Sparkling vampires are all we need to make a great movie.

If that was sarcasm then let me destroy you with inventive use of the ASPHD. If not, then I agree wholeheartedly...

naw man y would i lie about something as cool as sparkling vamps or zac?

[/sarcasm]

Yeah, see, I kind of guessed that, so your last post was pretty pointless...

 

[dalek sec]

Maybe some Daleks if you want the movie to have a really high body count.

I'd want Michael Hogan for something but I can't think of anything yet.

 

[Combined]

Combined, do you think we could get Dr. Breen to play the villain?
Could you ask him? He seems pretty hard to get to.

Sure. Though I think it'll take a bit of time until he agrees to don the extremely long black moustache of the truly classical villain.

They could be God Combined (horrible joke). Or they could just play God at different parts in the movie, after all, God hardly needs to explain Himselves.

Don't worry, we all get those jokes. And I think that god would have to be 1/2 Laurie, 1/2 Jackson and have two heads. Then he would be awesome. Or, as you said, they could play god in two different parts of the movie.

 

[Combined]

I thought about two-headed God.

He should be two-headed. One head Laurie, One head Jackson. Then they will not only play god, they will BE God(s)

 

[Malkavian]

Samuel L. Jackson can't be God. After having played Shaft, he has transcended God.
I vote it's Shaft that's the main character. It can be called Shaft 2.0 - Ponies on a plain.

 

[Ace of Spades]

You need an evil mask that takes control of people and forces them to do evil things.




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[RebelRising]

There will be no main character. The movie will be a series of recordings of natural and cityscape settings. There will be no characters and no action. The only recording of human voices will be tribal chanting at the beginning and end.

That movie (cookies to anyone who recognizes it) could well have been among the best wastes of time I ever watched.

Quatsi Trilogy? I loved those movies!

The visuals, music, message; everything was great (well, maybe except the pacing).

 

[sidhe3141]

There will be no main character. The movie will be a series of recordings of natural and cityscape settings. There will be no characters and no action. The only recording of human voices will be tribal chanting at the beginning and end.

That movie (cookies to anyone who recognizes it) could well have been among the best wastes of time I ever watched.

Quatsi Trilogy? I loved those movies!

The visuals, music, message; everything was great (well, maybe except the pacing).

All I saw was the first one, but yeah.

 

[pantsoffdanceoff]

We need a necromancer to raise Douglas Adams from the grave so he can write it. That would also make a kick-ass opening scene as well.