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[Scde2]

Except for the troll-like human, who is real...

 

[zhemis]

..and is his dead wife, laying next to him

 

[Angry Caterpillar]

Ronaldo gets himself some orange juice.

 

[Scde2]

He drinks the juice, goes over to his PLAYSTATION and starts to decide which game to play...

 

[Angry Caterpillar]

Ronaldo decides he wants to play Mass Effect- oh, damn.

 

[ImSkeletor]

The Playstation becomes giant.

 

[Scde2]

Renauldo quickly unplugs it

 

[Angry Caterpillar]

Ronaldo files with the government to officially change his name to Renauldo.

 

[zhemis]

But deep down, he knows he's still in some sort of dream. In the 13th century these things didn't exist. But what was the catalyst that would allow him to escape the nightmare? Finishing his orange juice he set the glass down on the table and..

 

[Angry Caterpillar]

Point-and-clicks everywhere in a desperate attempt to solve the puzzle.

 

[Scde2]

But the original troll that killed his wife finished the puzzle before him

 

[Angry Caterpillar]

Ronaldo asks the troll for the answer to the puzzle.

 

[Scde2]

The troll says "Well, Renaldo, you have to overcome the logic of the puzzle, which seems to have two patterns based on color and numerical order."

 

[arc101]

so he looked at the puzzle, and ronaldo said 'shit?'

 

[ImSkeletor]

Then Renaldo said "Zombies are better then Ninjas" The troll went blind with rage and said, " you moron, you could not even solve this puzzle and you tthink you know everything. It is so simple.. The answer is PS3 slim"

 

[Scde2]

Then enters the not-so giant PLAYSTATION slim...

 

[EeveeElectro]

With some rolled up newspaper and anti-troll spray...

 

[ImSkeletor]

and he wakes up in a spaceship. He had been cryo-genicly frozen for the ride. The year is 2076.

 

[Scde2]

Renaldo says with tears in his eyes "Why me?"

 

[ImSkeletor]

"BECAUSE YOU ARE THE MAIN CHARACTER N0000000000000000000000000b 112352" The heavens respond