Lets Make a Story!

[ImSkeletor]

Then his interesting life is spent doing the things shown in the Half life games

 

[Scde2]

But pauses around Half Life 2 Episode 3

 

[Angry Caterpillar]

And he wakes up in a magnificent castle in England in the late 13th century.

 

[Scde2]

in the dungeon

 

[ImSkeletor]

with a crowbar and 9mm in his pocket

 

[Angry Caterpillar]

Because he couldn't entertain the king well enough, and now the resistance from the future want to bust him out.

 

[Scde2]

The resistance sent back...the troll!

 

[ImSkeletor]

The king sounds like patric Stewart and says, "you are the one from my dreams" then he is shot in the head.

 

[Scde2]

Then Renauldo is tasked with tracking down the king's son

 

[ImSkeletor]

But first he must go to Waynin priory

 

[Scde2]

Renauldo says "Screw that, I'm free!" Then the troll came up behind...

 

[ImSkeletor]

and said "Pirates are better then ninja's" so...

 

[Scde2]

Renauldo bludges the troll to death

 

[ImSkeletor]

then the troll said "I win" then died before ronauldo could respond

 

[Scde2]

Renaldo then tried to shoot himself, but failed due to gun jamming.

 

[ImSkeletor]

then he tried to kill himself with the crowbar but it phased through his head.

 

[Scde2]

Then Ronaldo phased through the walls to escape only to be stopped by a giant SANDWICH!

 

[ImSkeletor]

The giant sandwich then ate Ronaldo

 

[Scde2]

As Ronaldo lay in the insides of the giant SANDWICH, he created a plan to bring back the unstoppable giant PLAYSTATION...

 

[ImSkeletor]

He rubbed two sticks together and chanted, "Crash Jak Spyro, Crash Jack Spyro" Then the Giant PLAYSTATION apeared and destroyed the sandwich and saved Ronaldo