Let's Play doctor!!

[TheDoctor455]

Go to sleep.

My weekend is dull.

 

[dalek sec]

Do some crack with your friends at the movies.

I keep crying at the sight of the color yellow... D:

 

[xmbts]

Well them maybe we ought to chug on down to mamby pamby land where maybe we can find you some self confidence, you JACKWAGON.

I need a tissue.

 

[TheDoctor455]

Here. But what do you need it for?

I've been watching Dexter... and somehow I'm MORE socially inept than the title character. And now I'm depressed.

 

[Solo-Wing]

Take AntiDeprssents

I Played Amnesia and am now Paranoid.

 

[TheDoctor455]

Run for your life. THEY are out to get you.

I enjoyed that too much.

 

[Solo-Wing]

Go tell someone about your enjoyment.

I want the Aperture Science Handheld Portal Device.

 

[TheDoctor455]

Then invent it, and let me test it out.

I broke it.

 

[Solo-Wing]

GLaDOS will not be happy.

I licked a cat.

 

[TheDoctor455]

Then you owe the cat. Get it a fish.

I want a fish.

 

[Solo-Wing]

Great need to get 2 fish. Fishes?

Don't know the plural of fish.

 

[TheDoctor455]

It's just "fish".

I need sleep.

 

[Solo-Wing]

Go to sleep.

I need sleep.

 

[Someperson307]

Drink a Red Bull and do jumping jacks with loud heavy metal music playing.

I need more songs on my computer.

 

[Solo-Wing]

Go on iTunes and buy some.

Above guy burned my Magic: The Gathering Deck in another thread.

 

[Someperson307]

Buy another one. Although I might burn it again.

 

[Solo-Wing]

That deck was $115 of prebuilt decks and booster packs.

GIMMIE MY MONEY

 

[Dr.Susse]

Is paper with money written on it ok?

My leg is broken.

 

[Dr.Susse]

What are you blind!

I can't stop puning.