Let's Play doctor!!

[MrJKapowey]

Lets put you out of your misery.

*******

Here, let me help:

*slap*
*slap*
*slap*

My AC-130 isn't above!

 

[The Red Spy]

Should have used the Chopper Gunner.

I need to revise!

 

[TheDoctor455]

Stop smoking then!

No one can see the logic in that!

 

[RagnorakTres]

Remove the emotional centers of your brain, become a purely rational being.

My spoon is too big!

 

[TheDoctor455]

Buy a bunch of smaller ones then.

I am the last of the Time Lords.

 

[mParadox]

Try the new breeding program!

My watch stopped working.

 

[havass]

Bang it really hard on the table.

My clock is ticking backwards.

 

[xmbts]

Smash it with a hammer.

My lawnmower got buried in the snow.

 

[TheDoctor455]

Get a new one!

Xmbts broke my pinball machine.

 

[havass]

Breathe on the snow and hope you can melt it fast enough.

My table is crooked.
Woops.

 

[TheDoctor455]

Breathe on the snow and hope you can melt it fast enough.

My table is crooked.

Better edit, you've been ninja'd.

OT:
Break it somewhere else to balance it out.

Havass is about to ***** about being ninja'd.

 

[havass]

My display picture is that of a dog, but i'm not female, so ***** doesn't apply.

I got ninja'd.

 

[TheDoctor455]

Deal with it.

George R.R. Martin won't finish his series.

 

[xmbts]

Threaten him at gunpoint.

Doc blames me for breaking his pinball machine.

 

[TheDoctor455]

Well, you DID break it! I saw you!


Xmbts thought it was a good idea to attach her wires to my pinball machine.

 

[xmbts]

I beat your high score and celebrated with a sledgehammer.

I'm a pinball wizard.

 

[TheDoctor455]

You owe me for the pinball machine you destroyed.

er... I guess that's also my problem as well...

 

[Vesuvius Hetlan]

Here! Get into my closet!

Two scary people are stuck in my closet!!!

 

[Dr.Susse]

Just Board up the door.

My phone isn't working.

 

[Vesuvius Hetlan]

Plug it in.

There is a giant in my sock drawer.