Let's Play doctor!!

[Vesuvius Hetlan]

Let's keep it even and break your arms too!

I'm going through maid withdrawl!

 

[Zirat]

*Takes out duct-tape in a menacing manner*

Well, we're gonna have to help you beat the first day or two, arent we?

There are a bunch of Oni's having a party on my lawn <.<

 

[xmbts]

Get the pitchfork.

My neighbors won't shut up.

 

[AwesomeExpress]

Get a roll of duct tape.

My Dr. Pepper bottle is empty..

 

[Dr.Susse]

De-drink it.

I lost my dog.

 

[TheDoctor455]

It left this suicide note for you.

I can't get into "The Road" (the novel).

 

[xmbts]

Eat it.

I have chest pains.

 

[Dr.Susse]

Stop practicing Voodoo on yourself.

I can't stop dancing.

 

[TheDoctor455]

Nothing you can do about that. Just have someone film it and put it on YouTube so you can eventually make money off of it.

I don't seem to have a knack for starting relationships.

 

[MrJKapowey]

Watch 7 Brides for 7 Brothers. Do what they do in that.

I still need to get to lvl 20 on Red Dead.

 

[VuvuZelaMan]

Join the club!

I can't sleep!

 

[MrJKapowey]

*pistol whips*

My M1911 has a dent in it.

 

[mParadox]

Buy a new one.

My book doesn't cover all the chapters properly.

 

[MrJKapowey]

KILL!
*coughing fit*
My evil sounding voice is broken.

 

[havass]

Steal a new one from Darth Vader.

I have a knack of losing friends the same way.

 

[MrJKapowey]

DON'T DO IT!


My monacle is melting!

 

[Admiral Stukov]

Get one made from sapphire.

My cellphone is calling me "Commander".

 

[Fury Is Me.]

Use it to call Shinki.

I'm about to get Spark'd

 

[Admiral Stukov]

Hide.

I cant stop watching this video;

 

[MrJKapowey]

Destroy your router.

My house is on fire!