Let's Play doctor!!

[zfactor]

Yes you can.

I can't seem to get off the escapist.

 

[TheDoctor455]

Stop dry-humping their servers then!

I just sent a vile image out to everyone who read that.

 

[zfactor]

So don't read it.

I need to actually study for school...

 

[TheDoctor455]

Then get off the internet and study.

I seem to be on the ceiling...

 

[Solo-Wing]

Flip your house upside-down.

I have a craving for cake.

 

[zfactor]

Tell some lies.

I miss my cube...

 

[Solo-Wing]

Paint another Aperture Science Weighted Storage Cube to look like companion cube.

I got the song Safety Dance stuck in my head.

 

[TheDoctor455]

Get something better stuck in your head.

I need to go.

 

[SkyeNeko]

Then take a quick nap ;D cant hurt.

I dont have enough money to buy a horse.

 

[TheDoctor455]

Ask yourself why you need a horse in the first place.

I just found out that George Carlin narrated "Thomas the Tank Engine".

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

Rejoice.

I just overdosed on salt.

 

[Mr Maliwop]

I will plan your funeral.

I need to teleport.

 

[xmbts]

Build a teleporter.

I see dead people.

 

[Gypsy Ninja Pirate Zombie King]

close your eyes

i have a cold

 

[Dr.Susse]

Here's a blanket and a towel.

I now have no towel.

 

[Solo-Wing]

Take your towel back

my feet hurt.

 

[Vryyk]

Oh Christ oh piss AMPUTATEEEEE!!
*amputates*

I ate a live grenade.

 

[Dr.Susse]

Quick count to 100.
That should give me enough time to run away.

I can't find my keys anywhere.

 

[Solo-Wing]

Use a magnet.

Vryyk amputated my feet...

 

[TheDoctor455]

Ask Rainboq to make you some prosthetics.

I am totally insane.