Let's Play doctor!!

[Dr.Susse]

You'll fit in here.

My sky isn't falling like I hope it would.

 

[Vrex360]

Then I'll use more powerful plasma for my orbital bombardment.

I've got hurt feelings.

 

[TheDoctor455]

Here's a comforting thought: nobody cares.

Even I can't work out why that's comforting.

 

[xmbts]

Because it isn't.

My boss is a jerk.

 

[TheDoctor455]

As you once told me... "turn your ears off".

I'm lost in Mirkwood.

 

[xmbts]

Get a map.

I got a hangnail.

 

[SckizoBoy]

Let me bite it off.

Consequently, I've got toothache.

 

[TheDoctor455]

Go see a dentist.


I just sent SckizoBoy to his death.

 

[TheDoctor455]

Put your glasses back on.

I can't find Mr. Freeman.

 

[scorptatious]

Go into a beer binge!

My ass hurts.

 

[Dr.Susse]

Stop sitting on the stove.

I'm feeling fine.

 

[scorptatious]

(Injects AIDS into blood stream.)

Now you're not.

I have massive mucus build up in my nose.

 

[TheDoctor455]

Get some nose spray.


I feel odd.

 

[xmbts]

Take some Tylenol.

I'm all out of Tylenol.

 

[ultrachicken]

Buy some Tylenol.

I can't sleep.

 

[xmbts]

Go get some.

I just can't seem to care.

 

[TheDoctor455]

Go see a shrink about that.


People keep asking me to sing Gilbert and Sullivan.

 

[Skuffyshootster]

Let go of your inhibitions and sing! It'll lower your blood pressure!

I'm having an existential crisis.