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Internet Kraken

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Hey, guess what? I need names. Again.

Yep, another fucking migrant wave with more dwarves on the fucking list. The game is just making things extra difficult for me lately! I only need 3 names before I can resume writing the next update (not to say I don't want more obviously). So if you're not a dwarf yet throw your name in. Same crap as last time blah blah blah.
 

Double A

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Internet Kraken said:
Hey, guess what? I need names. Again.

Yep, another fucking migrant wave with more dwarves on the fucking list. The game is just making things extra difficult for me lately! I only need 3 names before I can resume writing the next update (not to say I don't want more obviously). So if you're not a dwarf yet throw your name in. Same crap as last time blah blah blah.
Larry, Curly, and Moe.
 

Cowabungaa

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Internet Kraken said:
Hey, guess what? I need names. Again.

Yep, another fucking migrant wave with more dwarves on the fucking list. The game is just making things extra difficult for me lately! I only need 3 names before I can resume writing the next update (not to say I don't want more obviously). So if you're not a dwarf yet throw your name in. Same crap as last time blah blah blah.
Well I'm in it already, but my Steam name is Flying Dutchman, so feel free to use that if you're in dire need of names.

But what I wanted to ask is; how many nobles do you have anyway? Because with nearly a hundred dwarves I'm surprised you're not plagued by them already.
 

CloggedDonkey

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Internet Kraken said:
Hey, guess what? I need names. Again.

Yep, another fucking migrant wave with more dwarves on the fucking list. The game is just making things extra difficult for me lately! I only need 3 names before I can resume writing the next update (not to say I don't want more obviously). So if you're not a dwarf yet throw your name in. Same crap as last time blah blah blah.
Wow, you have bad luck with names... anyway, been reading these for a while now, never posted, but I figure that I might as well throw my name in that hat for names. Keep up the great work, Internet Kraken.
 

PBMcNair

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Double A said:
PBMcNair said:
So did i get drafted, or am i stuck hauling until i inevitably wander into the wrong place and die horribly ?
Is there a difference?
Not really, but if I'm going to die horribly, I'd like to at least have a weapon.
Rather than just some junk weighing me down.
 

hazabaza1

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Have I been replaced since I died? Haven't been following too closely. If not you can re-use my name. Call them Baza instead or something.
 

gonzo20

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muhaha goden couldnt strike down that simple thief? obviously a dwarf who is only dedicated to the military might of reveredtour could do this honest deed!
 

Lost In The Void

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You can use my Live name gone in smoke...yes all my names look like they could be used by a crazy person
 

adasdad

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good point. but at the rate they show up in revered tour, you might be able to kill a dozen at a time with a well placed cave-in.
 

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Internet Kraken said:
adasdad said:
lol. the good thing is, there is a limmitted amount of fbs, so eventually you might kill them all! just be grateful that you haven't had one that has boilingg blood nthat when inhaled makes your dwarves explode.
If I ever kill all the forgotten beasts this LP will have gone on for far to long.
see my last post. i failed :p
 
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Double A said:
Internet Kraken said:
Hey, guess what? I need names. Again.

Yep, another fucking migrant wave with more dwarves on the fucking list. The game is just making things extra difficult for me lately! I only need 3 names before I can resume writing the next update (not to say I don't want more obviously). So if you're not a dwarf yet throw your name in. Same crap as last time blah blah blah.
Larry, Curly, and Moe.
This. And be sure to keep them together.
 

Scizophrenic Llama

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I'm just going to give another name and let you decide if you want to use it or not: Myrddin.

It's annoying knowing there could be an update, but a lack of names is all that is hindering it. D:
 

gonzo20

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use my xbawx live name pmac1971 or use my minecraft name, reptile1991 if you really need more names :)
 

Double A

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Irridium said:
Double A said:
Internet Kraken said:
Hey, guess what? I need names. Again.

Yep, another fucking migrant wave with more dwarves on the fucking list. The game is just making things extra difficult for me lately! I only need 3 names before I can resume writing the next update (not to say I don't want more obviously). So if you're not a dwarf yet throw your name in. Same crap as last time blah blah blah.
Larry, Curly, and Moe.
This. And be sure to keep them together.
And if Curly dies we can replace him with Shemp!
 

Internet Kraken

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Chapter 106: From the journal of Stinthad Kekimtobul

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3rd Limestone, 1059, Early Autumn




Well autumn is here, and I can't say the month is off to a good start. People are still nervous about the goblin attack and one of the forge masters has been possessed.



I believe Alpha is his name. He's taken control of a magma forge to complete his work. So while he is holding up production at the very least we should get a valuable metal artifacts out of this. Or maybe we'll get something completely useless. Only time will tell.

9th Limestone, 1059, Early Autumn



Well, I'm glad to say that Goden seems to have made a very quick recovery. The healers were able to fix her arm right away and now she's already back to training. Nobody's commented on her being incapacitated by a lone goblin thief. I think she's really embarrassed by it. That's okay, we all make mistakes sometimes.

20th Limestone, 1059, Early Autumn



....oh god.



OH GOD!



AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

22nd Limestone, 1059 Early Autumn

Okay I panicked, so what? Any other dwarf would if they saw something right out of their nightmares! That horrible thing was...I don't even want to think about it!



The creature was charging right to the fort leaving a trail of flames in its wake. A lone giant lion was all that stood between it and Reveredtour. The lion had been placed there to drive away gremlins. It didn't stand a chance against the terrifying worm!




But somehow, the beasts attacks did nothing! It could not harm the giant lion! Indeed, it's almost like we had divine protection! In fact, I'm sure we did! What other explanation is there for a creature of pure flame being unable to inflict pain?



And then the giant lion actually killed it! That foul creature was destroyed before it could even touch a single dwarf! This is a true miracle! Nothing short of diving intervention could have caused something like this to happen!

26th Limestone, 1059, Early Autumn



Already?!? Jeez, I didn't think we'd be getting this many people coming here so soon. I guess we're more popular than I thought.



Hmm....9 dwarves...hey! I just realized that with this many migrants, there are exactly 100 dwarves living here!



Isn't that just delightful?

7th Sandstone, 1059, Mid-Autumn

The recent population boost has allowed me to draft even more dwarves into the army. The Earthen Tomes is now a full squad of semi-competent dwarves.



Commander Gonzo20 wanted to demonstrate what his squad could accomplish. So he set out to attack a herd of elephants that had been wandering near Bunker Hill. I saw no problem with this. I mean elephant may be large but they are no match for armed soldiers.



Indeed, the fight was going just fine until one the elephant fled towards the ocean. I have neglected to put any of the new soldiers through swimming training, so I was worried that someone might get pushed into the water.

This is exactly what happened.



Commander Gonzo20 fell into an old canal. I was worried he might drown down there, but fortunately he managed to claw his way out. The ocean did not claim yet another soldier. Unfortunately, the sight of Gonzo20 nearly drowning distracted us from another dwarf, the Unworthy Gentleman. He had somehow ended up fighting an elephant alone on the other side of the wastes and...well...



It didn't go well. I didn't think these elephants would actually strike down one of the soldiers! I've ordered a mass retreat to get things sorted out. I don't want to risk anymore dwarves getting separated and crushed by elephants.

11th Sandstone, 1059, Mid-Autumn



Alpha has finally begun working on his artifact. It seems like he had been gathering materials for ages! Hopefully that means he's going to make something impressive. Though I know it's probably just going to be a cup made of iron that menaces with spikes of a dozen different metals.



As for the elephant situation, it hasn't really changed. The elephants still remain outside the fort, including the one that killed The Unworthy Gentleman. Part of his corpse is actually still jammed onto the elephant's tusk, which is rather morbid. Normally I'd send the Immortal Rags to kill any beast that has had a taste of dwarven blood, but Gonzo20 insists that I let his squad handle it. He feels it necessary to personally slay the beasts that have shamed him, plus it will let the grieving soldier Flagro have a chance at avenging the death of her beloved.



Well...surely they wouldn't make the same mistakes twice? I guess they can do it...

13th Sandstone, 1059, Mid-Autumn

Well, never mind I guess. As soon as the Earthen Tomes charged across the bridge, the remaining elephants ran off into the wastes. At least I don't have to worry about them killing anyone else, but their retreat hasn't done much to improve Flagro or Gonzo20's mood. They'll just have to take out their aggression on the warthogs I guess.

24th Sandstone, 1059, Mid-Autumn

Well, Alpha finished his artifact. Turns out he was making a drum.



Yep, a drum.



What am I supposed to say about this? It's just a gaudy drum that sounds horrible because it's made out of impractical materials. That's it really.

27th Sandstone, 1059, Mid-Autumn



I've relocated the giant lion that killed the giant worm to the meeting area on the surface. I figure it's only appropriate to honor such a courageous animal rather than leave it to fend for itself down in the abyss. I'm sure it will inspire confidence in everyone who sees it. Besides, it is obvious skilled at slaying worms. So god forbid some horrible war abomination makes its way to the surface, this lion shall protect us.


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