Here I go. Apoligies if this ends up double posting, it LOOKS like the board ate my last attempt.
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26th Limestone, 127
Well, we've just arrived at Trademerged, myself and five other dwarves. Quite soon afterwards, a very angry looking soap maker called Ustuth came up to us and demanded we all start working on his "Toilet".
Never heard of a toilet before, but apparently it's a thing that drowns and flushes elves... or anything else that may turn up to our trade depot. For trading. It'll be a major pain if someone turns up and we want their stuff WITHOUT killing them, or if real invaders turn up and aren't interested in trading... although our main entrance is blanketed in traps to stop that. Armok help you if you forget where you're supposed to step in that hallway.
1st Granite, 128
Happy New Year! That is, except for me. By some crazy set of rules, the leader every year is elected from the latest wave of migrants, BY those migrants. Hooray.
In the six months of being here, one thing has become apparent: Ustuth hates Elves. Not in a Dwarvenly, "cursed-tree-hugging-cannibal-hippies!" kind of way, but a "lets paint the walls in elf blood and wear elf leather" kind of way. He also killed a bunch of Humans that turned up to trade. Never got round to using his Toilet thingie though, before handing the controls over to me (after a very bored speech haphazardly pointing at the levers that were supposed to work the thing, I stuck notes on them to point out which one did what. They SHOULD be in the right order...)
Anyway, after two years the fort falls to me, with a handful of terrible weapons, no armour, defences that will only work if attackers decide to walk into them, not enough beds, and eleven bars of iron. Last time I checked, you can't defend yourself with gold, so my first order as leader is to mine out the mountain's (sizeable!) supply of iron.
The miners started telling me something about the rock here being fine, but we can't lop heads with golden swords! Only iron, at the very least, will do.
4th Granite, 128
Everything has gone poorly.
While Melbil without warning emitted a wild scream, and everyone (including myself) tripping over everyone else to get out of the dining room, I realised we didn't have a working military. I put it on my list of priorities, right after not getting torn limb-from-limb by a crazy potash-maker.
Melbil started ripping some dogs apart with her bare hands, and every sane Dwarf got safely out of there - except for Ablel, who slept through the whole thing and woke up a little confused covered in dog's innards. Or maybe he just figured he could have taken care of it.
Right after high-tailing it, I ordered our (untrained) military to take her out.
Set up a hospital area real quick and sent Ral, one of my fellow immigrants to see if he could assess the damage. Asking around, it seemed like Melbil had been in some sort of strange mood, keeping to herself and muttering for things all the time. We'll never know what she wanted now...
6th Granite, 128
A goblin came in for a visit! It's visiting the inside of a cage now. What are we to do with it? We've actually got a few of the wretched things in cages at the moment ? maybe we could trade them for something!
Ral got back to me about the injuries; four in total, he'll still need to have a look at them though.
7th Granite, 128
More visitors!
They got distracted, though. It's a good thing that cat doesn't belong to anyone...
And then they charged straight into our cage traps. I'll never get over how well disguised those things are, everything just runs straight into them. We have QUITE a little collection of goblin prisoners now.
27th Granite, 128
The strip mining is going well!
However, Mosus Ostathtekkud, the original leader, pointed out with some disdain that most of the ENTIRE FORTRESS had been mined out of iron ores. -_-'
I never was much of a miner.
6th Slate, 128
I found out there was a massive party going on.
I hadn't been invited. So I turned up anyway, got up on a (the) table, and announced to everyone that I was looking for Dwarves with not much to do to volunteer for fleshing out our defensive army!
That cleared them out. Everyone LIKES hiding behind the cage traps.
It occurs to me that we DO need a military, and I haven't done very many big projects around the fortress, so I put together a little list of goals:
1. Establish a military - 12 Dwarves (20% of the adult population, in a staggered training regimen. The previous military had been set to constantly train in times of alert, which was never put in place)
2. Make smithing production line. (one smelter, one furnace and one forge? I don't think so, I'm here to make things OUT OF IRON)
3. Dig out bedrooms (REAL bedrooms)
4. Nobles rooms (I need an office to write real lists properly. I don't know why, I just KNOW)
5. Something to leave my mark on the fortress... that future leaders in their towers made of platinum and soap can look back on as a great, pivotal achievement. I'll start drawing up some designs...
12 Slate, 128
Migrants!
In other news, I've set up a military so they're spending half of their time training, a quarter standing guard near the entrance and another quarter on civilian duties. Hopefully by the time invaders arrive they'll be semi-competent.
19th Slate, 128
Goden Lorbamnish was taken by a mood!
He took a workshop with some gems and iron, and got to work. Inspired by his determination (i.e. praising or chanting in a language no-one can understand while dashing madly taking everyone's stuff with no explanation) I have ordered the Dwarves under my command to begin construction of my monument, out on the spacey crest of the hill we live on. No-one will forget me now!
25th Slate, 128
Hooray, this guy didn't die.
Yeah, I don't think a stone flute is gonna sound to good. Ah well.
Also here, you can see the barracks I'm digging out for the military ? need an archery range still. And beds, the now-sizeable fortress is sleeping mainly in the dining room, which doesn't even have enough room for everyone to EAT in, nevermind sleep.
15th Felsite, 128
An Elven caravan arrived! I'm surprised we're still on speaking terms, given how Ustuth treated them. Create an elf-killing army? Kind of tricky when no-one is training at any time. I think at this point it might be better to reconcile with these people, and instead focus our attention on the goblin hoard which is surely destined to come our way.
Ustuth's Toilet will stand unused during my tenure. Alright, now what should I sell them-
DROWN THE ELVES DROWN THEM ALL
Haha, now they're trapped! HOW MANY TREES CAN WE CUT DOWN, ELVES? WHAT'S THAT? CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE CRASHING SOUND OF YOUR IMPENDING DOOM!
The mechanism can do with some tweaking; it doesn't flood very quickly, and they can get out through the water channel to the river, if they could hold their breath well enough.
1st Hematite, 128
Summer has arrived! The elves are taking a long time to drown. A pump and cistern system will help, could provide irrigation for the fortress and other ways in which to drown those who would do us harm (if we keep drowning Elven traders there might be more very soon).
12th Hematite, 128
Finally.
And flush! The mechanism works as advertised, although could be improved.
We'd better clear away these corpses and stuff before someone figures it out...
16th Hematite, 128
Found a cavern! Looking for white stone for my monument, looks like there's some near the bottom ? with flux to boot! Steel, here we come!
I think we're a little under equipped if a spider decides to waltz up and greet us though. I'm sealing it off for now and mining around it. Good luck to any future leader who wants to try their luck...
2nd Malachite. 128
More migrants! Not as many as last time, though.
17th Galena, 128
Human Caravan! I think all the elf remains have been taken away, they should suspect nothing >_>. Gonna trade with them though, they tend not to be as finicky (and iron weapons hurt more than sissy wooden ones).
In the meantime, offices and bedrooms (REAL bedrooms) are being carved out, I've found my white stone, the military is being trained in proper barracks as we speak and weapons and armour are being produced. Things are looking up!
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Pro tip - don't do this if you're busy. I realised after yesterday that I wouldn't be able to do this again until NEXT tuesday, and I didn't want to hold you guys up too much. Didn't have as much fun as I would have, but I did get the itch to Dorf again, which is probably bad given I don't have the time.
Yeah, I started mining out magnetite before realising the fort is made of it, even though Kyoufuu explicitly mentioned it. Derp. Also didn't really get as much done as I would have expected to, but all those idlers freak me out and I can't always find jobs for them. Irks me to have that little number so high though.
More to come!