Let's Play: Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask: Update 14: Great Pain Temple
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Welcome folks, don?t worry about that whole apocalypse thing, I rewound time back to the 20th of December and I shall continue to do so until I can heal the Great Fairy, thus saving Christmas.
Now then, good news and bad news folks: on the first of January I am leaving for a month. I?m going on a tour to America and Mexico so I shall not be able to update for you. However, to make the most of this update, I have a friend of mine who is more than willing to help me. Say hello to my friend, Angus. http://likethebookshop.tumblr.com/
Sup.
Outstanding. Without further ado, the mountains.
HELLO WOULD YOU LIKE TO HEAR ABOUT THE CHURCH OF LATTER DAY SAINTS?
Seriously, Link is just the WORST detective. ?Oh hey, I need to find this kid, I?d better make a MASK OF HIS FACE AND PARADE IT TO HIS LOVED ONES BWHAHAHAHA?
Yeah it?s kind of horrifying. Let?s see what others have to say.
He?s?um?you know he?s?.
You know what? Never mind. Keep doing your thing bro.
Moving on, this is the entrance to the Mountains. They won?t let us in until we have the arrows but?. Hold on, the bomb lady. How did she get the sack if the road is?.
Oh man, I totally remember Dodongo?s from the first game. I seem to remember them being bad though?
OH GOD ALL I SEE IS FLAME AND BLOOD.
Okay sweet.
Fuck you, Tatl.
MAKE IT RAIN, BITCHES!
We made our way up towards the mountains, stopping briefly to investigate a puff of snow.
Surprise was had by all.
AHHHH SHIT FUCK WHAT IS THAT FUCK AAAAHHHHH
Angus?s thuum tore the creature apart.
AAAAHHHHHHhhhhhokay.
This is probably well known to most of you, but there?s a small secret with these signs.
It?s that they?re racist.
Or rather, if you cut them-
-Then play the Song of Healing-
Tah dah!
*You acquired the Sign Mask*
Fuck.
Ironically they call this the Mountain Village. It?s a single house.
Look at Link, all sassy. ?Nuh-uh you did?int?
Interesting? have you considered eating the frog?
The frog however, looks fine.
They have jerky in this world?
That?s a yes.
Note it says Goron?s who CAN?T swim. Does this mean there are Goron?s who can?
If Goron?s are rock, surely some of them are porous, especially since they?re born in lava, and shit.
[note: they are not born in shit.]
Shit man, who does?
So I touched his tail, with my sword.
Oh look, an actual village.
Mountain village did it first. MOUNTAIN VILLAGE 4LYFE.
You?re smart.
So we went into the shrine to fin-
OH SWEET JESUS THE SCREAMING PLEASE MAKE IT STOP OH GOD WHY
*It sounds like this but just imagine sooooo much more screaming.*
Even the statue hates it.
I will do WHATEVER IT TAKES.
I know those feels bro.
I am Jack?s engorged rage.
I think you mispronounced ?Room of Screams.?
As you?ll remember, the Stages of Grief Theory states the Goron?s represent bargaining. As it?s obviously shown, the Goron?s are not doing ANYTHING to solve their problems. They?re sitting around hoping they can convince someone else to fix things for them.
Hand me a knife, I?ll fix this fucking problem.
Don?t make eye contact?
His mouth has ribs?
Wait, I remember this boss!
Nonononono!!!
Ruuuuuuuuun.
Is it dead? I don?t want to look?
Congrats Ben, you just blew up a child.
Fuck.
Fuck.
This pretty much sums up the Goron?s situation.
Boned.
More or less.
Why is this spoilt little shit of a kid even crying?
It?s like an emerald D12. Do want.
Do they sell earbuds?
Or shotguns?
I like to picture this as his selection of food.
That he refuses to share.
?Good point.
That?s a nasty infestation of polygons you have there.
A customer? In a shop?
In fact?.yeah?
It?s a terrible revelation when you remember Link goes through this entire game never wearing pants.
That?s like 4 rupees an arrow, that?s ridiculous!
To be fair, it?s all snowy AND the outside is filled with screaming. I?m sure that?s the most expensive thing here.
You were saying?
?..fuck you.
Let?s just go shop from the Jewish salesman.
Niiiiiiiice.
I love this shot, this could almost be seen as foreshadowing for the final temple.
Lolspoilerslol
Oh THIS fucking guy.
No pressure.
But?aren?t they ROCKS?
When you think about the science, ice is probably the worst thing for Gorons. Water seeps into the cracks of rocks, and when it freezes, it expands tearing the rocks apart.
?
Yeah, now you?re stuck with that image.
Is ?courage and determination? just another way to say ?A FUCKING BLANKET!?
?But if that FUCKING BLANKET burns bright within you, then that?s another story. Shit be wack, yo.?
[Note: scene was edited.]
You know what, no. I?m going to go home, maybe make a cup of tea and rethink my life. This shit is ridiculous.
That is how Zelda should have ended.
He says don?t be ?daunted? by appearances, usually they say ?Fooled? which to me you can take appearances at face value, just don?t be intimidated by them. He?s saying all of this is real, even when it doesn?t seem to be.
WELP.
Now he says do not be fooled by appearances. Interesting.
Now then, good news and bad news folks: on the first of January I am leaving for a month. I?m going on a tour to America and Mexico so I shall not be able to update for you. However, to make the most of this update, I have a friend of mine who is more than willing to help me. Say hello to my friend, Angus. http://likethebookshop.tumblr.com/
Sup.
Outstanding. Without further ado, the mountains.
HELLO WOULD YOU LIKE TO HEAR ABOUT THE CHURCH OF LATTER DAY SAINTS?
Seriously, Link is just the WORST detective. ?Oh hey, I need to find this kid, I?d better make a MASK OF HIS FACE AND PARADE IT TO HIS LOVED ONES BWHAHAHAHA?
Yeah it?s kind of horrifying. Let?s see what others have to say.
He?s?um?you know he?s?.
You know what? Never mind. Keep doing your thing bro.
Moving on, this is the entrance to the Mountains. They won?t let us in until we have the arrows but?. Hold on, the bomb lady. How did she get the sack if the road is?.
Oh man, I totally remember Dodongo?s from the first game. I seem to remember them being bad though?
OH GOD ALL I SEE IS FLAME AND BLOOD.
Okay sweet.
Fuck you, Tatl.
MAKE IT RAIN, BITCHES!
We made our way up towards the mountains, stopping briefly to investigate a puff of snow.
Surprise was had by all.
AHHHH SHIT FUCK WHAT IS THAT FUCK AAAAHHHHH
Angus?s thuum tore the creature apart.
AAAAHHHHHHhhhhhokay.
This is probably well known to most of you, but there?s a small secret with these signs.
It?s that they?re racist.
Or rather, if you cut them-
-Then play the Song of Healing-
Tah dah!
*You acquired the Sign Mask*
Fuck.
Ironically they call this the Mountain Village. It?s a single house.
Look at Link, all sassy. ?Nuh-uh you did?int?
Interesting? have you considered eating the frog?
The frog however, looks fine.
They have jerky in this world?
That?s a yes.
Note it says Goron?s who CAN?T swim. Does this mean there are Goron?s who can?
If Goron?s are rock, surely some of them are porous, especially since they?re born in lava, and shit.
[note: they are not born in shit.]
Shit man, who does?
So I touched his tail, with my sword.
Oh look, an actual village.
Mountain village did it first. MOUNTAIN VILLAGE 4LYFE.
You?re smart.
So we went into the shrine to fin-
OH SWEET JESUS THE SCREAMING PLEASE MAKE IT STOP OH GOD WHY
*It sounds like this but just imagine sooooo much more screaming.*
Even the statue hates it.
I will do WHATEVER IT TAKES.
I know those feels bro.
I am Jack?s engorged rage.
I think you mispronounced ?Room of Screams.?
As you?ll remember, the Stages of Grief Theory states the Goron?s represent bargaining. As it?s obviously shown, the Goron?s are not doing ANYTHING to solve their problems. They?re sitting around hoping they can convince someone else to fix things for them.
Hand me a knife, I?ll fix this fucking problem.
Don?t make eye contact?
His mouth has ribs?
Wait, I remember this boss!
Nonononono!!!
Ruuuuuuuuun.
Is it dead? I don?t want to look?
Congrats Ben, you just blew up a child.
Fuck.
Fuck.
This pretty much sums up the Goron?s situation.
Boned.
More or less.
Why is this spoilt little shit of a kid even crying?
It?s like an emerald D12. Do want.
Do they sell earbuds?
Or shotguns?
I like to picture this as his selection of food.
That he refuses to share.
?Good point.
That?s a nasty infestation of polygons you have there.
A customer? In a shop?
In fact?.yeah?
It?s a terrible revelation when you remember Link goes through this entire game never wearing pants.
That?s like 4 rupees an arrow, that?s ridiculous!
To be fair, it?s all snowy AND the outside is filled with screaming. I?m sure that?s the most expensive thing here.
You were saying?
?..fuck you.
Let?s just go shop from the Jewish salesman.
Niiiiiiiice.
I love this shot, this could almost be seen as foreshadowing for the final temple.
Lolspoilerslol
Oh THIS fucking guy.
No pressure.
But?aren?t they ROCKS?
When you think about the science, ice is probably the worst thing for Gorons. Water seeps into the cracks of rocks, and when it freezes, it expands tearing the rocks apart.
?
Yeah, now you?re stuck with that image.
Is ?courage and determination? just another way to say ?A FUCKING BLANKET!?
?But if that FUCKING BLANKET burns bright within you, then that?s another story. Shit be wack, yo.?
[Note: scene was edited.]
You know what, no. I?m going to go home, maybe make a cup of tea and rethink my life. This shit is ridiculous.
That is how Zelda should have ended.
He says don?t be ?daunted? by appearances, usually they say ?Fooled? which to me you can take appearances at face value, just don?t be intimidated by them. He?s saying all of this is real, even when it doesn?t seem to be.
WELP.
Now he says do not be fooled by appearances. Interesting.
It?s at this point we must make a confession. All the pictures are actually of our second attempt. The first attempt had the hilarious glitch of us not starting fraps.
So the only people whose time was wasted, was ours.
Which is good because then you didn?t have to witness the most epic fail. You see, last time the Lens of Truth would not fucking work. It didn?t show invisible things like it was supposed to, and actually had the hilarious joke of making some things actually invisible.
Tatl, the fuck you talking about, there?s noth-
WAGHH!
I?d like to point out that Angus was not aware those red dots at the bottom are his eyes.
?You know what we should make these small platforms out of? Ice.?
?Fucking genius Dave.?
Wait, who might that thing be?
I?m calling Jesus. Calling it right now.
Jesus has gotten himself some sweet tats.
And RIPPED.
?Nooo?
This kid is just going up to otherworldly denizens with his magnifying glass. What if all of a sudden he found like, a murder victim, or hell, ANY bad guy from supernatural. Fucking DEAD is what would happen.
?I need an adult.
We can see your shadow. Worst. Ghost. Ever.
#MOUNTAINVILLAGE4LYFE
I must go now, my planet needs me.
Shown: Attempt #19 to reach that fucking platform.
?Dave, another winner. Classic!?
I?m a stage magician?s worst nightmare.
Just climbing a wall.
Ladies.
Darmani looks pissed at us here, man.
Yeah we should go.
Heeeey Macarina!
Looks that way.
Was it not cold and his race starving when he went in?
Building graves takes a long time, Angus.
How? how do you know that?
Yes.
So you covered the hot spring basically?
These two Gorons are basically responsible for ALL the problems Gorons are facing right now. *slow clap*
Let?s wait for her together.
I?m sure he means Link, who?s a he.
Hey, they never said what gender they were going to be.
Two proud Goron Hero?s to be exact, I am the third one.
If he says demon, they must have devils and hell and stuff like that. They sure love their supernatural myths.
Bro, you?re talking to a ghost.
And this brings us back to bargaining. Bargaining is a kind of second denial. When absolute denial is no longer possible, and anger cannot possibly prevent it, the next step is to bargain your way out, to prevent it through reason or an exchange. Darmani is using a very human form of bargaining; the bargaining with the supernatural. Being faced with death, and no known sources to prevent it, we seek means of delay and avoidance in what we do not know even exists but think has supreme power.
*Whispers* I think we need to use the Song of Healing.
Called it.
Due to us changing the visual input to actually SEE SHIT, the graphics in cinematics are super blurry. We apologise for any inconvenience.
His snot is luminescent.
Obvious placement is obvious.
We?ll get right on that.
Bye.
You thinking what I?m thinking, Angus?
Tequila?
?I think we should put on the mask.
And drink Tequila?
?Just put on the fucking mask, you?re playing this bit.
Aaaah?
AaaaaAAaahhhHHhhh?
CHOOOOOOOOO!
Gesundheit.
Well? shit.
It?s at this point I should reveal a rather disturbing secret: we?re inhabiting Darmani?s body. Seems obvious right? Not until you remember the Deku Mask? Yes. We?re actually using the Song of Healing to steal bodies and basically walk around in their skins. Now think, who taught us that song? Who possessed several masks and had a song that turned people?s bodies and spirits into masks?
Oh my god? he?s like that monster from Last Airbender? The Face Stealer! He?s the Face Stealer of the Zelda series!
This accurately portrays our reaction to Mr Face Stealer.
Time for fun though, as you roll around and reach top speed, spikes come out of your body because fuck you.
Majora?s Theorem states that any Goron that reaches sufficient velocity will inevitably become Bowser.
Now to show off our glorious rippling pecs.
Oh shit we broke it.
He may be Goron but he hasn?t lost his sass.
Your own.
Actually, that?s a fair question. He seems to be just taking this new development in stride.
Yes.
I know right? Get a load of this guy.
Did he just squee?
I think it?s more like Fonzie. ?Eyyyyyy, THIS guy!?
Nope.
Hoooow happy?
FUCKING THIS HAPPY.
And so we visited the mountain smith. You know, the only house in the mountain village.
Represent. #mountainvillage4LYFE
WHAT THE SWEET JESUS FUCK IS THAT UNHOLY THING OH GOD IT HAS A HAMMER RUN RUN FOR YOUR LIFES HIDE THE CHILDRE-oh wait he?s friendly.
Somehow that?s scarier than the thing in the mask.
Wait? The only two people in this house are a small, seedy little man wearing nothing but a lycra onesie made SPECIFICALLY to show his nipples? and a large man in a mask.
Oh god he?s a gimp.
Please shut your legs. Please.
Are? are you coming on to us? Is that a sex thing?
Not doing any? business?
I think a hearth is a fairly ice-proof object. Being used to heat METAL after all.
Oh god?. ?Business.? Until Spring. It?s a sex thing.
?No, I said he beats me when you?re not here.?
Funny that.
?Go to work?? Come ON.
I wonder who that belongs to. Probably the little guy.
DEFINITELY the little guy.
Why are they green?
Maybe they?re reflecting off Link?s glorious hat?
Dat Duck.
I need an adult.
We decided for the time being that we would leave the sword with these guys, then go to the temple.
Why we decided to leave ANYTHING with these guys is a mystery to me.
Does ?sword? mean?you know what? Never mind.
There isn?t a ?Jesus no, you psychos? option.
I?m willing to bet that you are neither straight, nor off to work.
He?s so depressed because he knows what?s coming next.
Please?don?t say coming. Just? just don?t.
We left, then against Angus? wishes, came back to check on what they were doing.
At the very least, we need to keep an eye on these sex offenders.
So the only people whose time was wasted, was ours.
Which is good because then you didn?t have to witness the most epic fail. You see, last time the Lens of Truth would not fucking work. It didn?t show invisible things like it was supposed to, and actually had the hilarious joke of making some things actually invisible.
Tatl, the fuck you talking about, there?s noth-
WAGHH!
I?d like to point out that Angus was not aware those red dots at the bottom are his eyes.
?You know what we should make these small platforms out of? Ice.?
?Fucking genius Dave.?
Wait, who might that thing be?
I?m calling Jesus. Calling it right now.
Jesus has gotten himself some sweet tats.
And RIPPED.
?Nooo?
This kid is just going up to otherworldly denizens with his magnifying glass. What if all of a sudden he found like, a murder victim, or hell, ANY bad guy from supernatural. Fucking DEAD is what would happen.
?I need an adult.
We can see your shadow. Worst. Ghost. Ever.
#MOUNTAINVILLAGE4LYFE
I must go now, my planet needs me.
Shown: Attempt #19 to reach that fucking platform.
?Dave, another winner. Classic!?
I?m a stage magician?s worst nightmare.
Just climbing a wall.
Ladies.
Darmani looks pissed at us here, man.
Yeah we should go.
Heeeey Macarina!
Looks that way.
Was it not cold and his race starving when he went in?
Building graves takes a long time, Angus.
How? how do you know that?
Yes.
So you covered the hot spring basically?
These two Gorons are basically responsible for ALL the problems Gorons are facing right now. *slow clap*
Let?s wait for her together.
I?m sure he means Link, who?s a he.
Hey, they never said what gender they were going to be.
Two proud Goron Hero?s to be exact, I am the third one.
If he says demon, they must have devils and hell and stuff like that. They sure love their supernatural myths.
Bro, you?re talking to a ghost.
And this brings us back to bargaining. Bargaining is a kind of second denial. When absolute denial is no longer possible, and anger cannot possibly prevent it, the next step is to bargain your way out, to prevent it through reason or an exchange. Darmani is using a very human form of bargaining; the bargaining with the supernatural. Being faced with death, and no known sources to prevent it, we seek means of delay and avoidance in what we do not know even exists but think has supreme power.
*Whispers* I think we need to use the Song of Healing.
Called it.
Due to us changing the visual input to actually SEE SHIT, the graphics in cinematics are super blurry. We apologise for any inconvenience.
His snot is luminescent.
Obvious placement is obvious.
We?ll get right on that.
Bye.
You thinking what I?m thinking, Angus?
Tequila?
?I think we should put on the mask.
And drink Tequila?
?Just put on the fucking mask, you?re playing this bit.
Aaaah?
AaaaaAAaahhhHHhhh?
CHOOOOOOOOO!
Gesundheit.
Well? shit.
It?s at this point I should reveal a rather disturbing secret: we?re inhabiting Darmani?s body. Seems obvious right? Not until you remember the Deku Mask? Yes. We?re actually using the Song of Healing to steal bodies and basically walk around in their skins. Now think, who taught us that song? Who possessed several masks and had a song that turned people?s bodies and spirits into masks?
Oh my god? he?s like that monster from Last Airbender? The Face Stealer! He?s the Face Stealer of the Zelda series!
This accurately portrays our reaction to Mr Face Stealer.
Time for fun though, as you roll around and reach top speed, spikes come out of your body because fuck you.
Majora?s Theorem states that any Goron that reaches sufficient velocity will inevitably become Bowser.
Now to show off our glorious rippling pecs.
Oh shit we broke it.
He may be Goron but he hasn?t lost his sass.
Your own.
Actually, that?s a fair question. He seems to be just taking this new development in stride.
Yes.
I know right? Get a load of this guy.
Did he just squee?
I think it?s more like Fonzie. ?Eyyyyyy, THIS guy!?
Nope.
Hoooow happy?
FUCKING THIS HAPPY.
And so we visited the mountain smith. You know, the only house in the mountain village.
Represent. #mountainvillage4LYFE
WHAT THE SWEET JESUS FUCK IS THAT UNHOLY THING OH GOD IT HAS A HAMMER RUN RUN FOR YOUR LIFES HIDE THE CHILDRE-oh wait he?s friendly.
Somehow that?s scarier than the thing in the mask.
Wait? The only two people in this house are a small, seedy little man wearing nothing but a lycra onesie made SPECIFICALLY to show his nipples? and a large man in a mask.
Oh god he?s a gimp.
Please shut your legs. Please.
Are? are you coming on to us? Is that a sex thing?
Not doing any? business?
I think a hearth is a fairly ice-proof object. Being used to heat METAL after all.
Oh god?. ?Business.? Until Spring. It?s a sex thing.
?No, I said he beats me when you?re not here.?
Funny that.
?Go to work?? Come ON.
I wonder who that belongs to. Probably the little guy.
DEFINITELY the little guy.
Why are they green?
Maybe they?re reflecting off Link?s glorious hat?
Dat Duck.
I need an adult.
We decided for the time being that we would leave the sword with these guys, then go to the temple.
Why we decided to leave ANYTHING with these guys is a mystery to me.
Does ?sword? mean?you know what? Never mind.
There isn?t a ?Jesus no, you psychos? option.
I?m willing to bet that you are neither straight, nor off to work.
He?s so depressed because he knows what?s coming next.
Please?don?t say coming. Just? just don?t.
We left, then against Angus? wishes, came back to check on what they were doing.
At the very least, we need to keep an eye on these sex offenders.
Goron Link?s shield leaves much to be desired.
Let?s go visit our friends and see how we can help. They?re not willing to do anything about their problems, that?s for sure.
Nope.
Tis fine, I can do it myself.
?.
Doors don?t open for dead guys apparently.
And we?re back here. Screaming. Fan-fucking-tastic.
Nope.
Ah, the familiar cadence of cats being forced to perform acts on each other. I know it well.
If I shut my eyes, it?ll go away. If I shut my eyes, it?ll go away?
As opposed to only sorta going crazy.
Those sideburns?those glorious, majestic, powerful sideburns.
You can always judge a man by the prowess of his sideburns.
Like an idiot.
?or eat. Or think. Or really do anything that isn?t violently hate-vomiting out of my eyeballs.
Fine. I?ll put an end to this noise. Once and for all.
FALCON-
Oh come ON!
Now, that?s swell and all but LINK OUT.
So let?s go save his dad.
Oh god I hope that wasn?t his dad.
It seems we found a caveman Goron.
That cannot POSSIBLY be the father of an infant. The Missing Link (PUN!) trapped in ice just could not have spawned young. Fact.
Link demands the gladiators be executed.
Dying.
Goron Alzheimer?s would straight up SUCK.
Link?s sass is just INTOXICATING.
I had to.
Sweet JESUS those lips!
He fashioned his tongue into a lip when his bottom lip fell of due to frostbite.
What? Nothing man. Nothing over here. No lips- I mean shit-
Your lips are huge.
Dude, you have NO IDEA.
Shouldn?t he say ?how??
I know because of the blood trickling down my face.
Wut.
I do not, but continue.
Wut.
I love this shot for some reason. I think it?s the fact that he has such a tiny drum, yet a massive back.
Wut.
WAAAH! Dude! Not so close!
Wut.
What.
?What are we doing again??
Sounds good, but first?
WOLF PUNCHING!! *guitar solo*
*ahem* A different kind of wolf punching.
Aaaaaand we?re back.
Because FUCK CONTEXT.
Meanwhile?
Ladies and gentlemen, The Goron?s Lullaby.
And IIIIIeIIIIeIII will alwaaaaaays Loooove youuuuuuu.
He just licked the baby.
He?s totally licking that baby.
Wut.
What.
WHAT.
At this point, Angus is about two Mango Daquri?s in. Fair warning.
Well now that everyone is asleep?
LET?S BURN THIS FUCKER DOWN.
It looks like he?s eating the stick. How long has it been since Link ate?
You may be asking yourself, why are we lighting torches? But a better a question is why aren?t we lighting everything else in this place? Why aren?t we using it to light the ice outside? Or literally doing anything else to solve the problem?
?Sorry went on a tangent there. The point is we?re lighting the torches to heat up the Gorons.
Apparently those torches are somehow connected to the chandelier.
?Do you live here?
Don?t they eat rocks? Aren?t they surrounded by rocks? There?s a rock in the back of this fucking picture.
Seriously. Dick move.
Well we just made the chandelier move.
Shall we?
Please, be my guest, Angus.
POW! Right in the kisser.
I don?t even know what was going on here.
We?re down to one pot left. Can he do it?
Nope.
Guess who was playing when this happened?
Yeah, hate-vomit will do that.
I don?t do autographs. I don?t have a signature, every pen I hold splinters.
Tell me how you really feel why don?t you.
Wut.
Disapproving Goron is disapproving.
We took it to Frog Guy, because fuck that previous Goron.
God damn I love Frog Guy. Such a champ.
Hold on, wasn?t Dodongo cavern from the first game? Does Termina and Hyrule have rock trading agreements?
Blessed by whom? Surely he?s praying to someone when he says that?
I think if he?s talking about being blessed it?s probably by the Giants, the guardian spirits.
After a short eating montage?
?And also once I pop my shoulders back into place.?
You couldn?t see my fabulous sideburns from up there?
He had a frog on his head, it was distracting.
Please be the frog, please be the frog, please be the frog, please be the frog?
Yessssssssssssssssssssssssssssss
Wut.
PEACE OUT, FUCKER.
Now audience, you may recall the frogs I pointed out earlier. Yes, they?re actually part of a choir. But there are four and we?re missing one. Where oh where could my little frog be?
Oh! Oh! Pick me!
Umm?.Yeees?
THE HAT. It?s totally the hat. Calling that RIGHT NOW.
Moving on.
The wings struggled a bit with Goron Link.
***** I have killed for less.
Hey Angus, guess what the code is?
I don?t know, 12345?
YOU?RE SMARTER THAN THESE FUCKING KIDS!
Wut.
It seems I developed a bit of the Elder?s mentality, as I forgot to mention what we?re doing. We?re upgrading our bomb bag to the largest size, which requires 200 rupees.
Hey Angus, guess how much money is in that chest?
I refuse to be a part of your game anymore.
Oh fuck off.
Oh hey it?s the charming, handsome magic bean seller. We decided to get two pieces of heart with the deed trading quest since we?re at the half way point.
You?re being unusually quiet Angus.
This is drink number 5. Also known as drink number shut up.
Man I really need to stop.*Urp* I really need to slow down.
Which is literally impossible to afford in this game.
Without having many wallets.
?How?
By making Link keep his Giant AND Adult wallet!
This is to prevent you from going from no bomb bag to the biggest bomb bag, which I thought was a good idea.
?And I?m going to ignore the fact you transformed from a Goron into a Deku right before my eyes. Good day.?
Racist.
Can he be a racist against his own kind?
We are.
BAM.
Wouldn?t we all?
Like a golf course.
?Eh eh, Link, eh?? *Nudge nudge*
Up, UP AND AWAY!
Link seen here propelled solely by his own flatulence.
Fist pumping like a champ.
Now?s the time, Snowhead Temple and the Giant of the North awaits.
?Oh hey, I wonder what this sign sa-OH SHIT FLYING FIRE AND DEATH?
No my friend, not fire. Not fire at all.
Like THIS IS BETTER?
Tatl chews you out for not knowing what a fucking bat is. Especially funny as they?re from the last game, so Link SHOULD know what they are.
He suppressed those memories a while back.
PWEEEEEEEASE?
His less attractive angle.
BUTT JOKE.
Woah, we found the headquarters of the blizzard; Irvine, California.
HA.
Oh.
My.
God.
That is the fattest thing I have ever SEEN.
This is Snowhead as it normally is. What you saw was the true source of the blizzard,Michael Morhaime a Giant Goron. So how the hell do we reach the temple?
He?s not going to make it easy.
Stand back mother fuckers, I got this.
Apparently he can hear drums from all the way over here, over the noise of a blizzard.
Link cranked the base.
Okay Angus, let?s recap everything that just happened. We learnt the second part of a lullaby from a baby to put a giant rock man to sleep so he?d stop breathing his race to extinction with the help of a dead fat man (whose body we stole through music).
Any questions?
Wut.
Well now that everyone is asleep?
LET?S BURN THIS FUCKER DOWN.
It looks like he?s eating the stick. How long has it been since Link ate?
You may be asking yourself, why are we lighting torches? But a better a question is why aren?t we lighting everything else in this place? Why aren?t we using it to light the ice outside? Or literally doing anything else to solve the problem?
?Sorry went on a tangent there. The point is we?re lighting the torches to heat up the Gorons.
Apparently those torches are somehow connected to the chandelier.
?Do you live here?
Don?t they eat rocks? Aren?t they surrounded by rocks? There?s a rock in the back of this fucking picture.
Seriously. Dick move.
Well we just made the chandelier move.
Shall we?
Please, be my guest, Angus.
POW! Right in the kisser.
I don?t even know what was going on here.
We?re down to one pot left. Can he do it?
Nope.
Guess who was playing when this happened?
Yeah, hate-vomit will do that.
I don?t do autographs. I don?t have a signature, every pen I hold splinters.
Tell me how you really feel why don?t you.
Wut.
Disapproving Goron is disapproving.
We took it to Frog Guy, because fuck that previous Goron.
God damn I love Frog Guy. Such a champ.
Hold on, wasn?t Dodongo cavern from the first game? Does Termina and Hyrule have rock trading agreements?
Blessed by whom? Surely he?s praying to someone when he says that?
I think if he?s talking about being blessed it?s probably by the Giants, the guardian spirits.
After a short eating montage?
?And also once I pop my shoulders back into place.?
You couldn?t see my fabulous sideburns from up there?
He had a frog on his head, it was distracting.
Please be the frog, please be the frog, please be the frog, please be the frog?
Yessssssssssssssssssssssssssssss
Wut.
PEACE OUT, FUCKER.
Now audience, you may recall the frogs I pointed out earlier. Yes, they?re actually part of a choir. But there are four and we?re missing one. Where oh where could my little frog be?
Oh! Oh! Pick me!
Umm?.Yeees?
THE HAT. It?s totally the hat. Calling that RIGHT NOW.
Moving on.
The wings struggled a bit with Goron Link.
***** I have killed for less.
Hey Angus, guess what the code is?
I don?t know, 12345?
YOU?RE SMARTER THAN THESE FUCKING KIDS!
Wut.
It seems I developed a bit of the Elder?s mentality, as I forgot to mention what we?re doing. We?re upgrading our bomb bag to the largest size, which requires 200 rupees.
Hey Angus, guess how much money is in that chest?
I refuse to be a part of your game anymore.
Oh fuck off.
Oh hey it?s the charming, handsome magic bean seller. We decided to get two pieces of heart with the deed trading quest since we?re at the half way point.
You?re being unusually quiet Angus.
This is drink number 5. Also known as drink number shut up.
Man I really need to stop.*Urp* I really need to slow down.
Which is literally impossible to afford in this game.
Without having many wallets.
?How?
By making Link keep his Giant AND Adult wallet!
This is to prevent you from going from no bomb bag to the biggest bomb bag, which I thought was a good idea.
?And I?m going to ignore the fact you transformed from a Goron into a Deku right before my eyes. Good day.?
Racist.
Can he be a racist against his own kind?
We are.
BAM.
Wouldn?t we all?
Like a golf course.
?Eh eh, Link, eh?? *Nudge nudge*
Up, UP AND AWAY!
Link seen here propelled solely by his own flatulence.
Fist pumping like a champ.
Now?s the time, Snowhead Temple and the Giant of the North awaits.
?Oh hey, I wonder what this sign sa-OH SHIT FLYING FIRE AND DEATH?
No my friend, not fire. Not fire at all.
Like THIS IS BETTER?
Tatl chews you out for not knowing what a fucking bat is. Especially funny as they?re from the last game, so Link SHOULD know what they are.
He suppressed those memories a while back.
PWEEEEEEEASE?
His less attractive angle.
BUTT JOKE.
Woah, we found the headquarters of the blizzard; Irvine, California.
HA.
Oh.
My.
God.
That is the fattest thing I have ever SEEN.
This is Snowhead as it normally is. What you saw was the true source of the blizzard,
He?s not going to make it easy.
Stand back mother fuckers, I got this.
Apparently he can hear drums from all the way over here, over the noise of a blizzard.
Link cranked the base.
Okay Angus, let?s recap everything that just happened. We learnt the second part of a lullaby from a baby to put a giant rock man to sleep so he?d stop breathing his race to extinction with the help of a dead fat man (whose body we stole through music).
Any questions?
Wut.
RRRARGLEBLARGLERRARGH
Outstanding.
Question time: What would you do with the Don Gero Mask if you had it in our puny reality?
Bro, I would never take that ************ OFF. I would sleep in it. I would go to university in it. I will get married in it and someday, I will die in that glorious hat.
See you all in a month folks!
You and Angus make a great comedy duo. I'd love to see you two team up again in the future.
In regards to the Don Gero mask, I think I would use it to convince everyone I encountered that I was some kind of forest hermit who was attuned to grass and the trees and shit like that.
In regards to the Don Gero mask, I think I would use it to convince everyone I encountered that I was some kind of forest hermit who was attuned to grass and the trees and shit like that.
Having just finished my playthrough of Majora's Mask, I've had a braingasm that I feel the need to share. This is probably obvious to most people, but I'm thick, so indulge me, if you will.
A little explanation is required for this one. So, when Skyward Sword was released in Japan an encyclopedia about Zelda was also released: Hyrule Historia. This book, among other things, contains THE definitive timeline to the Zelda series, the holy grail of utterly pointless video game factoids since the dawn of time.
The timeline confirms the existence of what many fans had speculated since Ocarina of Time: that the timeline split at the end of Ocarina of Time. In one timeline, Link loses to Ganon, and he takes over, leading to A Link to the Past. However, the other split is far more interesting. After defeating Ganon at the end of Ocarina, Zelda send Link back to his childhood to live the childhood he missed. This created two timelines, one for Zelda in the future after Ganon is overthrown, and one where Link and Zelda stop Ganondorf from taking over in the first place. Ignoring the insane amount of paradoxes that would inevitably erupt from this, we have confirmation that travelling back in time does create parallel timelines.
What does this have to do with Majora? Well, let me say it, pure and simple.
Every single time Link uses the Song of Time to travel back to the start of the 3 days, he abandons Termina to it's fate, dooming the world to destruction at the hands...er...face...of the moon. Every time you use the Song of Time in Majora's Mask, you are, inadvertently, causing the deaths of thousands, possible millions, because Termina is kinda abstract and it's hard to tell just how many people actually live there.
But wait! It gets better!
With this knowledge in hand, you're probably thinking "oh, I'll just rush through the game, won't use the song of time". But, here's the thing: you already do. In the first cycle, you have no choice but to use the Song of Time and abandon Termina to it's fate. And even then, it is basically impossible to go through the rest of the game without using the Song of Time a few times, so inevitably, more and more terminas, and the people in them, are gonna die.
But wait! It gets better!
How many times have you reversed the clock in order to do a side-quest? How many times have you used the song of time in order to do things that have nothing to do with your quest to save the world, or even just to see how they turn out without your intervention? Quite a lot, in my case. That means that you are letting the world die, just to fix the problems of a tiny handful of people, only so that they die in a day or two anyway. Sure, you could use the reverse song of time to give yourself more time, but you're still delaying the inevitable. That moon's gonna fall. And there's only one way to stop it. It may seem cruel, but if you want to save as many people as possible, if you want the least amount of Terminas to die, then you may just have to ignore all these people who need your help. The needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few, after all.
But wait! It gets better!
Given all this knowledge, I came to one, horrifying realization.
It is better, in the long run, to let Termina die in the First Cycle without playing the Song of Time. Because, if you do play it, you're just condemning more people to their fate. If you seek to preserve life, then playing the song of time is the worst thing you can do. It is arguably better, in the long run, for Link to wait for death atop the Clock Tower. If Link himself realizes this, there are only really two motivations Link can have for continuing on his quest:
1) Having a compulsive need to find one saved Termina atop the pile of countless dead
or
2) Purely selfishly: Link wants to find the one timeline where he himself can survive.
And then, atop all that, the worst thing about this? It isn't a theory. Given what we know about Time Travel due to the Hyrule Historia and Ocarina of Time, this is Canonical, aside from maybe the last point, because that's just my interjection on the situation. Still though, I wonder if Nintendo knew just how horrifying the levels of Fridge Horror the Zelda timeline has created.
Just a thought.
The timeline confirms the existence of what many fans had speculated since Ocarina of Time: that the timeline split at the end of Ocarina of Time. In one timeline, Link loses to Ganon, and he takes over, leading to A Link to the Past. However, the other split is far more interesting. After defeating Ganon at the end of Ocarina, Zelda send Link back to his childhood to live the childhood he missed. This created two timelines, one for Zelda in the future after Ganon is overthrown, and one where Link and Zelda stop Ganondorf from taking over in the first place. Ignoring the insane amount of paradoxes that would inevitably erupt from this, we have confirmation that travelling back in time does create parallel timelines.
What does this have to do with Majora? Well, let me say it, pure and simple.
Every single time Link uses the Song of Time to travel back to the start of the 3 days, he abandons Termina to it's fate, dooming the world to destruction at the hands...er...face...of the moon. Every time you use the Song of Time in Majora's Mask, you are, inadvertently, causing the deaths of thousands, possible millions, because Termina is kinda abstract and it's hard to tell just how many people actually live there.
But wait! It gets better!
With this knowledge in hand, you're probably thinking "oh, I'll just rush through the game, won't use the song of time". But, here's the thing: you already do. In the first cycle, you have no choice but to use the Song of Time and abandon Termina to it's fate. And even then, it is basically impossible to go through the rest of the game without using the Song of Time a few times, so inevitably, more and more terminas, and the people in them, are gonna die.
But wait! It gets better!
How many times have you reversed the clock in order to do a side-quest? How many times have you used the song of time in order to do things that have nothing to do with your quest to save the world, or even just to see how they turn out without your intervention? Quite a lot, in my case. That means that you are letting the world die, just to fix the problems of a tiny handful of people, only so that they die in a day or two anyway. Sure, you could use the reverse song of time to give yourself more time, but you're still delaying the inevitable. That moon's gonna fall. And there's only one way to stop it. It may seem cruel, but if you want to save as many people as possible, if you want the least amount of Terminas to die, then you may just have to ignore all these people who need your help. The needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few, after all.
But wait! It gets better!
Given all this knowledge, I came to one, horrifying realization.
It is better, in the long run, to let Termina die in the First Cycle without playing the Song of Time. Because, if you do play it, you're just condemning more people to their fate. If you seek to preserve life, then playing the song of time is the worst thing you can do. It is arguably better, in the long run, for Link to wait for death atop the Clock Tower. If Link himself realizes this, there are only really two motivations Link can have for continuing on his quest:
1) Having a compulsive need to find one saved Termina atop the pile of countless dead
or
2) Purely selfishly: Link wants to find the one timeline where he himself can survive.
And then, atop all that, the worst thing about this? It isn't a theory. Given what we know about Time Travel due to the Hyrule Historia and Ocarina of Time, this is Canonical, aside from maybe the last point, because that's just my interjection on the situation. Still though, I wonder if Nintendo knew just how horrifying the levels of Fridge Horror the Zelda timeline has created.
Just a thought.
This is something I've read but I have a response that I have to do otherwise I'll be thinking about it the rest of my trip. However, this has to do with the ending and I'll be explaining it when I get there in my LP, so anyone who wants to wait, avoid the spoiler tag.woodaba said:
You see, the ending is far too happy for the traumatic circumstances you describe woodaba. Notice how everyone is happy and it's like everything we did has happened no matter what timeline it is? I think everything we did merged together, and I believe this because of the rainbow. In the bible, the rainbow is gods sign of a new covenant with humanity and a promise he won't destroy it with a flood again. I think that the goddess of the triforce have forgiven termina's ancient sins as described in the stone tower "tower of babel" theory. If Ganondorf is LoZ's tyrannical dictator, then Majora is Satan. To reward Majora's demise, The goddesses have merged all the timelines, giving Termina the peace and happiness that Link worked so hard to achieve.
That's what I think anyway, seems to match the (tear-inducing) happy ending.
That's what I think anyway, seems to match the (tear-inducing) happy ending.
Hello Escapists, it?s good to be back. For those wondering, my trip was fantastic and now that I?ve started Uni again, you know what that means. Procrastination! Let?s get this LP back on track. I wanted to have Angus or possibly another friend join me for this one but that was difficult to organize in time. But I promise you that Angus will be back, as well as some others. Enjoy!
Now as I?m sure you recall from two months ago, we left my sword with the BDSM club but since it was only a couple of hours until morning I decided to give myself a challenge and allow you to make a bet. You see, in order to prevent myself killing Goht twice, I have to finish the temple, win a Goron race, and get back before the morning of the Final day.
Can I do it? I know already but I?m curious to know how much faith you all have in me. The race is on!
I have to admit, this sword looks pretty badass. These guys sure know their swords? what?
Ahh, always a price.
Because that?s how metal and physics work.
Hasn?t anyone told these guys that pure gold is so weak you could cut it with a kitchen knife? I think Minecraft wants to speak with you LoZ.
?No, I?m saying your gold sword idea is full of shit.?
You don?t say.
According to Darmani he tried to pass this bridge and fell off, amusingly enough we can do the same and respawn instantly with no penalty. Link has it so easy.
I can never take this face seriously. Even the spikes don?t help.
The wolves always give me the best shots. Acrobatic little shits.
Where?s the damn entrance?
Oh here it is?
?Umm, Link? We?re kind of running out of time here.
BADASS! The fist briefly growing huge for the punch is just icing on the knuckle sandwich. What?s that look for? You don?t put icing on sandwiches?
Welcome to Snowhead Temple, and if anyone makes a rock hard nipple joke I?m throwing you on one of these spikes.
Ass jokes are still acceptable though.
You?re right Tatl, we might as well go home. We?ve been beaten.
We?d leave but these little puff balls came out of nowhere and started asking for Darmani?s autograph.
Every pencil I hold splinters. As does your body.
*Sigh* This guy respawns every time you enter this room. It?s easier to just ignore him.
Goron Link can?t resist.
Yeah? this bridge? we umm? don?t get along.
There is our first fairy though. Just a simple arrow and?
? Just a simple arrow *Fires 10 more times*.
Apparently this fairy is behind bullet proof glass, like she?s the president and I?m fucking Lee Harvey Oswald! Fine *****, don?t want me to save you I?ll move on.
Yeah, how are you feeling people-who-bet-I?d-succeed? Feeling good about your choice?
Least this one didn?t cause a fuss.
Ominous camera angles in 3?2?1?
Big place. Finally the outside matches the inside.
There?s our destination. Looks like lots of? bridges. Fuck.
Well since most of the doors are frozen over (somehow) we have very limited paths open to us.
There?s not much in this room, but we move something now for later.
Link is pretty buff even as a kid.
Behind the wall where the blocks were originally stationed, we find a chest.
Progression!
These stairs are back in the Room of Petulant Hate across a small gap. White Gorons can?t jump.
The fuck is that thing? Remember the Bombchu?s from the mini-game chapter? They?re apparently fashioned after these suicide bomber rats that can climb walls and explode. Natural selection at work folks.
That was an easy chest, what?s inside I wonder?
Could be worse, there?s still a compass somewhere in here.
There?s also a fairy sitting in the corner, nothing was holding her she just didn?t want to leave.
We?ll have to come back later to this.
Wolf used Lick! It?s not very effective.
Hey! I see you behind there you sneaky dipshits.
Oh hey a shattered wall, probably 200 rupees behind it. Right?
This sword is pretty damn good, but it gets better. You see there are 4 swords in this game (there?s that number again). The Kokiri sword does 1 damage. Razer does 2, Gilded does 3, and a secret fourth sword does 4. Easy to remember eh?
And there it is. Come on, maybe there?s something useful in this shithole.
There is actually a fairy in that box up there, so how do we get to it?
Did you expect anything less?
Apparently Tatl?s definition of ?outside? means at the base of fucking mountain.
Hmm, looks suspicious. And not just because the graphics are glitched and we can see a line tracing a square.
This would feel so strange to do in real life. Jumping into what looks like a wall, your entire body would be screaming at you to not be so stupid.
But clearly my body doesn?t know shit.
Progression!
Yet another of my least favourite rooms ever.
So what do we do here? That part?s easy, we pound.
I never knew when I started this LP just how weird Goron Link will look coming out of his rolls.
Ok? now this green one right?
Well guess that means pressing the green?
Wait no that?s not right? FUCK I forgot how to do this puzzle.
Okay, green then this yellow one.
Progress!
Now I guess we press the first button again (we?re on a timer, aren?t we always eh?).
Nope that?s wrong. I spent a good 5 minutes wasting time in this room, if you?re still betting on me at this point I?m adding you all to my wolf-pack.
What we actually do is press the first yellow, then the green, then the large yellow one, then climb up this green one. Have I mentioned this is not my favourite temple?
*sigh*
Oh hello there hidden room. I?ll be back to pick you up later.
Those lips? those lips?
Not going this way. We?re in for another simple looking but fucking frustrating moment.
We have to roll across this slanted ledge, which is a lot fucking harder than it sounds.
I? hmm? I wasn?t supposed to be here yet.
Oh well, let?s collect a fairy while we?re here. Remember how I said the Lens of Truth didn?t work with another graphics input? On my test playthrough I had to jump up these platforms without seeing them. Indiana Jones would be proud.
Almost there, come on Yassen it?s already 3pm and you can?t come back up if you?
Eh hem, come on Yassen you can still make it if you hurry. Your wolf-pack believes in you.
After making it back we enter our first boss room.
Who shall our great adversary be?
Oh? well maybe he?s more threatening than he looks.
Let?s just kill this fucker and move on.
He teleports around the room through these squares making him remarkably predictable.
He?ll try and shoot you with ice and you have a brief window to attack him with. I could just shoot him but I didn?t spend 100 rupees and this sword for nothing!
After getting a hint that his plan isn?t working, he comes up with an admittedly better plan.
Illusions. You have to figure out which is the real one before he freezes your tongue to his nutsack.
Like I said, not too bad of a boss.
This must be the item we need to progress. What?s it gonna be eh? A ball on a chain to break the ice? A hookshot? Maybe a boomerang for some reason?
Wow that?s?. actually extremely useful for a temple whose gimmick is ice. Majora?s Mask is different to Ocarina for how they handle the magic arrows, instead of getting an item in the temple and using it to progress (and probably kill the boss) it?s done differently. You get the item to reach the temple, and then receive a magic arrow type to finish the temple, as opposed to Ocarina where the arrows were basically useless.
Now as I?m sure you recall from two months ago, we left my sword with the BDSM club but since it was only a couple of hours until morning I decided to give myself a challenge and allow you to make a bet. You see, in order to prevent myself killing Goht twice, I have to finish the temple, win a Goron race, and get back before the morning of the Final day.
Can I do it? I know already but I?m curious to know how much faith you all have in me. The race is on!
I have to admit, this sword looks pretty badass. These guys sure know their swords? what?
Ahh, always a price.
Because that?s how metal and physics work.
Hasn?t anyone told these guys that pure gold is so weak you could cut it with a kitchen knife? I think Minecraft wants to speak with you LoZ.
?No, I?m saying your gold sword idea is full of shit.?
You don?t say.
According to Darmani he tried to pass this bridge and fell off, amusingly enough we can do the same and respawn instantly with no penalty. Link has it so easy.
I can never take this face seriously. Even the spikes don?t help.
The wolves always give me the best shots. Acrobatic little shits.
Where?s the damn entrance?
Oh here it is?
?Umm, Link? We?re kind of running out of time here.
BADASS! The fist briefly growing huge for the punch is just icing on the knuckle sandwich. What?s that look for? You don?t put icing on sandwiches?
Welcome to Snowhead Temple, and if anyone makes a rock hard nipple joke I?m throwing you on one of these spikes.
Ass jokes are still acceptable though.
You?re right Tatl, we might as well go home. We?ve been beaten.
We?d leave but these little puff balls came out of nowhere and started asking for Darmani?s autograph.
Every pencil I hold splinters. As does your body.
*Sigh* This guy respawns every time you enter this room. It?s easier to just ignore him.
Goron Link can?t resist.
Yeah? this bridge? we umm? don?t get along.
There is our first fairy though. Just a simple arrow and?
? Just a simple arrow *Fires 10 more times*.
Apparently this fairy is behind bullet proof glass, like she?s the president and I?m fucking Lee Harvey Oswald! Fine *****, don?t want me to save you I?ll move on.
Yeah, how are you feeling people-who-bet-I?d-succeed? Feeling good about your choice?
Least this one didn?t cause a fuss.
Ominous camera angles in 3?2?1?
Big place. Finally the outside matches the inside.
There?s our destination. Looks like lots of? bridges. Fuck.
Well since most of the doors are frozen over (somehow) we have very limited paths open to us.
There?s not much in this room, but we move something now for later.
Link is pretty buff even as a kid.
Behind the wall where the blocks were originally stationed, we find a chest.
Progression!
These stairs are back in the Room of Petulant Hate across a small gap. White Gorons can?t jump.
The fuck is that thing? Remember the Bombchu?s from the mini-game chapter? They?re apparently fashioned after these suicide bomber rats that can climb walls and explode. Natural selection at work folks.
That was an easy chest, what?s inside I wonder?
Could be worse, there?s still a compass somewhere in here.
There?s also a fairy sitting in the corner, nothing was holding her she just didn?t want to leave.
We?ll have to come back later to this.
Wolf used Lick! It?s not very effective.
Hey! I see you behind there you sneaky dipshits.
Oh hey a shattered wall, probably 200 rupees behind it. Right?
This sword is pretty damn good, but it gets better. You see there are 4 swords in this game (there?s that number again). The Kokiri sword does 1 damage. Razer does 2, Gilded does 3, and a secret fourth sword does 4. Easy to remember eh?
And there it is. Come on, maybe there?s something useful in this shithole.
There is actually a fairy in that box up there, so how do we get to it?
Did you expect anything less?
Apparently Tatl?s definition of ?outside? means at the base of fucking mountain.
Hmm, looks suspicious. And not just because the graphics are glitched and we can see a line tracing a square.
This would feel so strange to do in real life. Jumping into what looks like a wall, your entire body would be screaming at you to not be so stupid.
But clearly my body doesn?t know shit.
Progression!
Yet another of my least favourite rooms ever.
So what do we do here? That part?s easy, we pound.
I never knew when I started this LP just how weird Goron Link will look coming out of his rolls.
Ok? now this green one right?
Well guess that means pressing the green?
Wait no that?s not right? FUCK I forgot how to do this puzzle.
Okay, green then this yellow one.
Progress!
Now I guess we press the first button again (we?re on a timer, aren?t we always eh?).
Nope that?s wrong. I spent a good 5 minutes wasting time in this room, if you?re still betting on me at this point I?m adding you all to my wolf-pack.
What we actually do is press the first yellow, then the green, then the large yellow one, then climb up this green one. Have I mentioned this is not my favourite temple?
*sigh*
Oh hello there hidden room. I?ll be back to pick you up later.
Those lips? those lips?
Not going this way. We?re in for another simple looking but fucking frustrating moment.
We have to roll across this slanted ledge, which is a lot fucking harder than it sounds.
I? hmm? I wasn?t supposed to be here yet.
Oh well, let?s collect a fairy while we?re here. Remember how I said the Lens of Truth didn?t work with another graphics input? On my test playthrough I had to jump up these platforms without seeing them. Indiana Jones would be proud.
Almost there, come on Yassen it?s already 3pm and you can?t come back up if you?
Eh hem, come on Yassen you can still make it if you hurry. Your wolf-pack believes in you.
After making it back we enter our first boss room.
Who shall our great adversary be?
Oh? well maybe he?s more threatening than he looks.
Let?s just kill this fucker and move on.
He teleports around the room through these squares making him remarkably predictable.
He?ll try and shoot you with ice and you have a brief window to attack him with. I could just shoot him but I didn?t spend 100 rupees and this sword for nothing!
After getting a hint that his plan isn?t working, he comes up with an admittedly better plan.
Illusions. You have to figure out which is the real one before he freezes your tongue to his nutsack.
Like I said, not too bad of a boss.
This must be the item we need to progress. What?s it gonna be eh? A ball on a chain to break the ice? A hookshot? Maybe a boomerang for some reason?
Wow that?s?. actually extremely useful for a temple whose gimmick is ice. Majora?s Mask is different to Ocarina for how they handle the magic arrows, instead of getting an item in the temple and using it to progress (and probably kill the boss) it?s done differently. You get the item to reach the temple, and then receive a magic arrow type to finish the temple, as opposed to Ocarina where the arrows were basically useless.
Oooo neat effect.
With fire arrows in hand I felt safe enough to get that stray fairy from earlier with the floating blocks.
Still, getting down is another matter. Let?s hope I can make the jump.
Of course, Bunny Hood just incase.
Nice! Things are turning around. How you feel about that, naysayers?
I *could* roll around that ledge again, but then this safety net would have gone to waste.
Oh man, the practicality. Simple and extremely useful, what?s not to love?
Hmm, no way across. Where to now?
Locked off as well. What am I missing?
Oh well, I?ll just roll off the edge and take zero damage.
Oh hello, a switch?
Hmm? amusingly enough these guys all freeze in place as you open the chest. So you have about two seconds to appreciate these guys waiting patiently for you before burning your face off.
Payback?s a fire arrow.
Nice to have the personal touch though.
A hah! Sneaky little key.
With nowhere else to go let?s see what?s behind the green door.
In a second of course, I?ve got fire arrows what do you want from me? NOT to use them?
Ahh yes, we have returned. Can?t hide now wolf?
OH FUCK!
This room introduces that old slippery floor puzzle of having a block that will slide the entire floor until it hits something. It?s insultingly easy here though.
Look familiar?
Woah what the fuck is this?
Umm? okay? Those pots just randomly float up and smash into you. I have no idea why besides to fuck with my head, this game seems to do that a lot.
Green door? Green door.
Those ice breathe things have interesting lives. Seems more a case of ?I have no mouth and I must scream? though. [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/AndIMustScream]
Deku sticks? Pffft I say, I have magical arrows of fire!
Every time something like this happens I just want to shout ?progression!?
Which usually results in me fucking it up. Oh and it?s night now, I have less than 12 hours.
Well wasn?t that friendly of them to do?
Oh? Another button? Must be important, let?s push it!
?.*grooooan*
I put it back up and find this is now blocking my path. Well fuck right, now what?
We return!
Interesting, why are these parts blue? I wonder?
Every problem is solved with punching. Except crying babies.
Wait for it?
Oh yeah.
Looks like we have some more, and a door we can unlock! Pro? no, don?t say it. Don?t you dare fucking say it.
Oh thank Christ, didn?t fall. More punching!
We pass the locked door and find some? moving snowpiles. Fuck it, as the Goron?s say, ?Just roll with it.?
?Until they start throwing snow boulders at you, then shit gets real.?
Oh? my? god. THE LIPS! THE LIPS! THEY?RE THE SAME FUCKING LIPS. HOLY SHIT THEY HAVE THE SAME NOSE AND EYES, IT?S THE EVOLUTIONARY LINK!!!!
Sorry about that. But I?ll be honest my mind was blown when I noticed this.
Let?s kill our genetic cousins shall we?
Okay, there?s an invisible wall here. There?s a fairy inside? so where the fuck is she? Well fuck, turns out the Lens of Truth is trolling us yet again by making bubbles invisible. Just shoot at it until you get lucky.
I see you fucker.
Oh you brought a friend, clever girl.
Razer sword, do your stuff.
I meant kill them not merge them!
A fairy for each kill? Not bad, not bad,
?Well fuck, turns out I hit the blue columns earlier than I was supposed to. Now what genius?
There is actually a way to get around this, but it requires a detour. Come on wolf-pack, keep the faith.
See that? A deku flower has saved me from my stupidity.
Oh hey it?s this guy again, he doesn?t look too happy though, probably because he knows he?s fucked.
He?s being a bit smarter though by making the room larger. Or the devs were being lazy by not making a new mini-boss.
Arrows this time I think.
History repeats.
Nice, now we?re set for the final boss! Only, we?re not. We?re missing two fairies. So where are they? Well remember there was an invisible wall in the main chamber, but how do we get across. There are a couple of ways, there?s jumping which is risky but quick. Or?
Flower falling which is slow but at least safe.
Notice the clock?
Yeah, 45 minutes in game this took. And that?s slowed time. I like to picture Link bored out of his skull as he slowly descends for nearly an hour.
Okay so one left. I?m sure you?re thinking it was Miss Fairy Kennedy I missed but I found a ?wall? that I could shoot through after walking around a bit. I can?t tell if this was on purpose or some cruel joke.
No, the REAL final fairy is in this room, of course she fucking is.
She?s stuck in an invisible hole in the roof. Which if I?ll remind you, I can?t fucking see her in. Lovely.
Oh well, I got her eventually, time to end this dungeon.
You have no idea how happy that makes me.
What nightmare of Majora awaits us? What anti-thesis to sanity and order wanders inside waiting for our misguided attempts of heroism?
Oh? my? god.
Umm? he?s kind of stuck in ice? Do I? just leave him like this?
Huh, can?t go anywhere. Well, ice block, fire arrows, they couldn?t make it any less complicated.
Time to wake up, asshole.
So? maybe that was a mistake after all.
To the surprise of no one, he tramples us over without even acknowledging us.
How the fuck do we fight something like that? He won?t even face us, let alone stand and fight us. He just runs away too fast for us to catch up. We need speed. We need power. We need?
Darmani! Go!
Now I?m going to place the Majora?s Mask boss theme out of habit.
But come on, we?re chasing a giant, mecha goat as a rock man, rolling after him covered in spikes as the cave collapses around us while avoiding bombs and electricity. We all know what should be playing.
?Under there? you guys, I?ve seen some shit in my time but? wow.?
I?m not saying anything because I?m too busy imagining some sort of cinematic animation of Goron Link chasing Goht to this music. I suggest you do the same.
Airstrike MOTHER FUCKER!
If you pull this off he collapses allowing you to beat the shit out of him while he?s down, have I mentioned this fight is fucking epic?
I could just punch him, but in my head this would hurt him more.
The more damage you do the more shit he puts in your way.
You can gauge the damage he has by the smoke and electricity, simple but nice touch.
The stalactites are the worst, they come out of nowhere often too close for you to dodge.
Got to keep your magic up, otherwise you run into this embarrassing situation.
Back in the game, mother fucker.
Really, it?s hard to portray how fun this is in just screenshots.
One last spiky slam and Goht is GONE!
Goodnight sweet prince, we?ll see if I have to fight you once again.
Alright so now he?s dead let?s talk about Goht. As I?m sure you?re all wondering, how does he tie into the stages of grief theory? Well, I?ve heard an explanation but to be completely honest it sounds rather flimsy. See what you think.
Basically bargaining is a very circular form of thinking: if I offer this, I?ll be spared. Didn?t work? I?ll offer this instead, or do this, etc etc. It?s mechanical, it?s cold, and it?s circular. All of which Goht represents, only by tackling the problem head on instead of continually going in circles can we break out of bargaining and move on.
Now, I?m not sure I buy that one. Odolwa I can buy, but I just think the devs thought ?How can we make a boss fight that incorporates Goron rolling into the battle mechanics?? And it was fucking glorious.
Half way through the temples, half way through the hearts.
Nice of them to remove the clock. Let?s see if I can make it. Almost there betters, will I succeed?
?Nice underwear you?re wearing.?
You can easily infer this after the first Giant. Amusing fact, you can actually summon the giants even before releasing them all. Doing so isn?t a very smart idea though as they struggle and fail, but it?s a nice touch showing you how important the entire group of them are.
Important question. Are they really gods? Or do people just think of them as gods?
I think she was going to say, ?Why are the gods trapped?? Simple really, because they can prevent the moon crash. But perhaps also for other? personal reasons.
Oh hey it?s the ones responsible for the Gorons unending suffering.
Crazy weather eh? One minute it?s cold, the next it?s hot.
?I think I need a doctor, my insides are probably still frozen, if not gangrened.
Not now, spring is here!
That glorious time of year when ladders come out to bloom and aren?t invisible anymore.
The mountains go through the most radical change in environment after defeating the boss. Sure the swamps clear up, but here the snow disappears and new enemies show up as a result.
Oh look a frog, can?t do anything about that now unfortunately.
OH SHIT THE TIME! Come on Yassen, you can do this. You can blow up a boulder and win a race in an hour and 45 minutes, easily!
Can?t risk rolling, must run.
Ignore them, keep going!!!
SHUT UP I DON?T CARE. Just give me your fucking bomb so I can blow that fucking boulder!
Yes fine, whatever. GIMME GIMME!
RUN, FUCKING RUN!
Yes, I like to live dangerously.
IT FELL WHAT THE FUCK ARGGGHHHH RUN BACK RUN BACK!
I CAN STILL DO THIS I CAN STILL DO THIS!
No screen, stop getting smaller.
Stop getting smaller you son of a *****.
I?m warning you.
Your last chance to stop screen.
??..
Well naysayers, you win. I apologise wolf-pack, I have failed you.
*Deep sigh* Yep?
Oh great, just what I needed to brighten myself up. *Grabs gun*
Oh, well that?s a positive step at least.
I should go before I?m jailed for infanticide.
To complete this day, the bomb despawned when the day started, meaning I had to talk to him a THIRD time.
Yeah that?s not happening.
So what am I doing now? Well first there?s the matter of the stray fairies. This particular boost is extremely valuable.
Dooming your entire race. What, haven?t any of you woken up having almost done that?
Literally over a bottomless gorge.
When you think about it, this guy killed Darmani. Not just with the winter, but by blowing him off the ledge to his death.
Fuck context.
Green is wisdom eh? Yoda approves.
Much easier than lifting an X-Wing I?m sure.
Oh yeah, double magic power. A definite must for any playthrough.
I decided to blow up the rock anyway because you need to in order to use powder kegs anywhere you want. Which is a requirement to advance the plot.
Thanks dickhead.
A dickhead who gives me huge explosives is still a dickhead.
So what now, Yassen? Well I?m absolutely determined to get the Gilded Sword before advancing, but this will of course require a rewind and fighting Goht again. So the plan is to start Romani Ranch the next update, and in the same cycle fight Goht and gain the sword. Less time manipulation that way, makes me feel ?slightly? safer.
Make a quick deposit.
And that?s it, coming up next is Romani Ranch, see you then cowboys and girls!
That?s all for this update, I apologise for the lateness of this update but hopefully this should make up for it. And now I?ll be updating as frequently as I did before. No masks this time, so instead let me know if you betted for or against me. I swear I won?t hunt you down. Enjoy!
I bet for you. However, my friend who has a lot more knowledge than i do about this game (which amounts to basically none.), bet against you.
It's been great so far, you explain things well. I have played MM, but only on an emulator, and i've only done the Anju and Kafei sidequest.Yassen said:
Hooray! It's back! I have missed this LP.
No icing on knuckle sandwiches? Oh ye of little faith...
I'm sorry to say that I bet against you, but not for any lack of faith in your abilities, but more that I thought no memre mortal could pass through that damnable temple that fast. But major props: you did it. That's an impressive achievement in and of itself. I guess I don't get to be part of the wolf pack. Well...fine! I'll make my own Wolfpack! With Flapjacks! And Hookers! In fact, forget the Wolfpack!
And I agree with you on the awesomeness of the Goht fight. He's more than a little frustrating the first time around, but once you get the pattern down pat, it is EPIC.
Looking forward to the next one!!
No icing on knuckle sandwiches? Oh ye of little faith...
I'm sorry to say that I bet against you, but not for any lack of faith in your abilities, but more that I thought no memre mortal could pass through that damnable temple that fast. But major props: you did it. That's an impressive achievement in and of itself. I guess I don't get to be part of the wolf pack. Well...fine! I'll make my own Wolfpack! With Flapjacks! And Hookers! In fact, forget the Wolfpack!
And I agree with you on the awesomeness of the Goht fight. He's more than a little frustrating the first time around, but once you get the pattern down pat, it is EPIC.
Looking forward to the next one!!
Time for a new update! I?ve been rather busy with university and other matters but I found time to get this done for you guys. I?m also letting you know I?m being a bit more professional about this by saying if you add me to your friends list, I?ll return the gesture and send you a message whenever a new update is released.
Also, by other matters I of course meant Dungeons & Dragons. I?ve gotten into a large D&D group with my friends (Angus is the DM) and considering we?re all having a blast I decided to write a journal in the perspective of my character. If that sounds like something you?d like to read just follow these links. But now, Majora?s Mask!
[http://s945.photobucket.com/user/Yassen1990/media/Project642013-04-1917-12-40-46_zps8089bd17.jpg.html] First order of business is to gain entrance to Romani Ranch, but how can we get past that boulder? Time for some Goron ingenuity.
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This again eh? Want to see a cool trick?
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I know right? Darmani is standing exactly where that green hat kid was standing a second ago.
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The weird thing about these kegs, and indeed numerous items in the game, is that you need to use them a grand total of once and then they just sit in your inventory talking about you behind your back.
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Considering we get just one, and the only other vendor sells them for twice the price, you can bet I will.
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Time to make someone?s job redundant.
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Two days is too long, I have people to see.
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Yeah moving quickly is a good idea.
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?Nooo my purpose in this game!?
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Say goodbye to your paycheck.
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Well least he?s got a good attitude about it. Even if he does stand here staring at the place the rock used to be until the world (literally) ends.
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We?ve now arrived at Romani Ranch before whatever disaster happens that turned the little girl into a mindless husk of a person.
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And cows are still here eh? If you came here before this is a sign that whatever traumatised Romani also took the cows. What could that possibly be?
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You can?t have it.
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I don?t know what she does if you hit no, probably calls you out on your bullshitting.
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I like this girl, very polite. I can see why Anju?s mother would think Kafei was having an affair with her.
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Yup, mind still intact.
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Is it? I use it for everything. It?s even the name of my D&D character. Although his full name is Yassen Araphat.
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Awwww she?s adorable isn?t she?
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Very appropriate when you put it that way.
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Romani will always talk in the third person, except when she?s introducing herself. So it?s not always. But whatever, what happens tonight?
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Oooo spoooooky.
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Because apparently the universe revolves around this bloody festival.
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Oh good, it?s the space carnies.
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Yeah, they?re going there.
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So in a world where we have rock people, transforming masks, an apocalypse causing moon and the walking dead, they?re now introducing aliens. Well okay they don?t say they?re aliens but if you don?t know they?re talking about aliens then you ARE CLEARLY AN ALIEN.
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What, if I was a girl then I wouldn?t try? That what you?re saying huh! HUH!
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They?ll never see it coming.
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Ingenious.
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For the first time in the game we get to ride Epona again, poor girl hasn?t gotten much exercise. It?s interesting though how they train you to fight off the ?aliens? on Epona but the best strategy is to actually stand outside the barn. They all move towards it so riding around the field is rather counter-productive.
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It?s fun though.
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So close, but you don?t really get anything for beating it.
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You could say we?ve got some experience with things like this.
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Funny that, exact same song from Malon.
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I wonder if Romani is treating this like a game.
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It?s always a smart idea to speed time up to normal, otherwise fending them off can take quite some time. They?ll move slower, but it?s not worth it.
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[http://s945.photobucket.com/user/Yassen1990/media/Project642013-04-1917-20-57-06_zps219a860f.jpg.html]
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With that locked in we have the rest of the day. Normally when I play I?d mix the romani ranch mission with the graveyard missions, but as you?ll see I ran out of time to do that.
[http://s945.photobucket.com/user/Yassen1990/media/Project642013-04-1917-21-19-56_zps7ea74006.jpg.html]
A small and well known easter egg, that symbol on her scarf is bowser?s face. Usually people notice that but just in case you didn?t.
[http://s945.photobucket.com/user/Yassen1990/media/Project642013-04-1917-21-38-90_zps77c42f05.jpg.html]
[http://s945.photobucket.com/user/Yassen1990/media/Project642013-04-1917-23-54-28_zps23aa1cc4.jpg.html]
Yup, we?re back here.
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Yeah yeah just roll off the cliff and die already.
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Oooo this is new.
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So you don?t have to go through the entire dungeon again, after you beat the boss you can instantly teleport to the boss room. Quite frankly I would have been pissed off if this wasn?t here.
[http://s945.photobucket.com/user/Yassen1990/media/Project642013-04-1917-27-03-70_zpse19578a0.jpg.html]
Hey Goht, you giant popsicle. Go back a chapter to see the fight again, I?m not filling up this update with retreads.
[http://s945.photobucket.com/user/Yassen1990/media/Project642013-04-1917-33-04-05_zps3fa2b345.jpg.html]
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And the reason we?re doing this shit again, it?s the Bondage Boys.
[http://s945.photobucket.com/user/Yassen1990/media/Project642013-04-1917-33-20-67_zps116b42e4.jpg.html]
HE LEARNT TO SPEAK!
[http://s945.photobucket.com/user/Yassen1990/media/Project642013-04-1917-33-23-76_zps474a7710.jpg.html]
Oh. You know the drill, surrender sword yarda yarda.
[http://s945.photobucket.com/user/Yassen1990/media/Project642013-04-1917-35-00-51_zps4eb09a21.jpg.html]
I would have thought buying from the source would be cheaper. Guess this guy needs more cash to brush his teeth in the morning.
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In this timeline we never talked to anyone, so as far as anyone knows spring just suddenly showed up and a dead hero just walked along with no warning whatsoever. The game just assumes you did all that stuff.
[http://s945.photobucket.com/user/Yassen1990/media/Project642013-04-1917-38-45-35_zpsb1cb3592.jpg.html]
Link closes his eyes and enters his happy place.
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Between fighting a giant mecha goat or racing a bunch of fat rock people, which do you think is the harder challenge?
[http://s945.photobucket.com/user/Yassen1990/media/Project642013-04-1917-39-45-56_zps8c4e33f4.jpg.html]
Look at these champs.
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[http://s945.photobucket.com/user/Yassen1990/media/Project642013-04-1917-39-55-19_zps819293f3.jpg.html]
I didn?t do all this shit for nothing you know.
[http://s945.photobucket.com/user/Yassen1990/media/Project642013-04-1917-39-59-95_zps04e92a79.jpg.html]
Oh you?ll see how Darmi races?
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Also, by other matters I of course meant Dungeons & Dragons. I?ve gotten into a large D&D group with my friends (Angus is the DM) and considering we?re all having a blast I decided to write a journal in the perspective of my character. If that sounds like something you?d like to read just follow these links. But now, Majora?s Mask!
This again eh? Want to see a cool trick?
I know right? Darmani is standing exactly where that green hat kid was standing a second ago.
The weird thing about these kegs, and indeed numerous items in the game, is that you need to use them a grand total of once and then they just sit in your inventory talking about you behind your back.
Considering we get just one, and the only other vendor sells them for twice the price, you can bet I will.
Time to make someone?s job redundant.
Two days is too long, I have people to see.
Yeah moving quickly is a good idea.
?Nooo my purpose in this game!?
Say goodbye to your paycheck.
Well least he?s got a good attitude about it. Even if he does stand here staring at the place the rock used to be until the world (literally) ends.
We?ve now arrived at Romani Ranch before whatever disaster happens that turned the little girl into a mindless husk of a person.
And cows are still here eh? If you came here before this is a sign that whatever traumatised Romani also took the cows. What could that possibly be?
You can?t have it.
I don?t know what she does if you hit no, probably calls you out on your bullshitting.
I like this girl, very polite. I can see why Anju?s mother would think Kafei was having an affair with her.
Yup, mind still intact.
Is it? I use it for everything. It?s even the name of my D&D character. Although his full name is Yassen Araphat.
Awwww she?s adorable isn?t she?
Very appropriate when you put it that way.
Romani will always talk in the third person, except when she?s introducing herself. So it?s not always. But whatever, what happens tonight?
Oooo spoooooky.
Because apparently the universe revolves around this bloody festival.
Oh good, it?s the space carnies.
Yeah, they?re going there.
So in a world where we have rock people, transforming masks, an apocalypse causing moon and the walking dead, they?re now introducing aliens. Well okay they don?t say they?re aliens but if you don?t know they?re talking about aliens then you ARE CLEARLY AN ALIEN.
What, if I was a girl then I wouldn?t try? That what you?re saying huh! HUH!
They?ll never see it coming.
Ingenious.
For the first time in the game we get to ride Epona again, poor girl hasn?t gotten much exercise. It?s interesting though how they train you to fight off the ?aliens? on Epona but the best strategy is to actually stand outside the barn. They all move towards it so riding around the field is rather counter-productive.
It?s fun though.
So close, but you don?t really get anything for beating it.
You could say we?ve got some experience with things like this.
Funny that, exact same song from Malon.
I wonder if Romani is treating this like a game.
It?s always a smart idea to speed time up to normal, otherwise fending them off can take quite some time. They?ll move slower, but it?s not worth it.
With that locked in we have the rest of the day. Normally when I play I?d mix the romani ranch mission with the graveyard missions, but as you?ll see I ran out of time to do that.
A small and well known easter egg, that symbol on her scarf is bowser?s face. Usually people notice that but just in case you didn?t.
Yup, we?re back here.
Yeah yeah just roll off the cliff and die already.
Oooo this is new.
So you don?t have to go through the entire dungeon again, after you beat the boss you can instantly teleport to the boss room. Quite frankly I would have been pissed off if this wasn?t here.
Hey Goht, you giant popsicle. Go back a chapter to see the fight again, I?m not filling up this update with retreads.
And the reason we?re doing this shit again, it?s the Bondage Boys.
HE LEARNT TO SPEAK!
Oh. You know the drill, surrender sword yarda yarda.
I would have thought buying from the source would be cheaper. Guess this guy needs more cash to brush his teeth in the morning.
In this timeline we never talked to anyone, so as far as anyone knows spring just suddenly showed up and a dead hero just walked along with no warning whatsoever. The game just assumes you did all that stuff.
Link closes his eyes and enters his happy place.
Between fighting a giant mecha goat or racing a bunch of fat rock people, which do you think is the harder challenge?
Look at these champs.
I didn?t do all this shit for nothing you know.
Oh you?ll see how Darmi races?
There?s a neat trick you can do for this race to get a head start. If you ground pound on the mark of 2, you can work up a roll before everyone else does. Like I?ve shown, Link is not above cheating mini-games, he?s got places to be.
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Argh you asshole! These pricks smash into you (and each other) making me wonder if this is some sort of blood sport. But then I remember Goron?s don?t bleed.
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Fuck. I?m done for right?
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Hey this is Snowhead, not Clock Town. We?re not living in denial here.
[http://s945.photobucket.com/user/Yassen1990/media/Project642013-04-1917-43-03-59_zpsd9dfb0fa.jpg.html]
Yeah, if you picked the Goron race being the harder challenge, you picked right.
[http://s945.photobucket.com/user/Yassen1990/media/Project642013-04-1917-44-40-51_zpsb37ab8b3.jpg.html]
I must have done this race about?
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Ten times. And each time I just barely lost.
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I like this method of thinking. The race just keeps being repeated until the right person wins.
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Should have added ?eventually?.
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Woooot. As well as the gold dust needed for the sword, we also get to keep the bottle. Which ironically is worth as much as the gold in terms of gameplay value.
[http://s945.photobucket.com/user/Yassen1990/media/Project642013-04-1918-41-21-16_zps888bdbaa.jpg.html]
?Or a massive cheater.?
He mentioned his dad though, which reminds me I forgot to visit him after saving their entire race. Let?s go see him.
[http://s945.photobucket.com/user/Yassen1990/media/Project642013-04-1918-43-16-91_zpsb6f20df2.jpg.html]
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[http://s945.photobucket.com/user/Yassen1990/media/Project642013-04-1918-43-25-91_zpsbca89d75.jpg.html]
So I?ve heard.
[http://s945.photobucket.com/user/Yassen1990/media/Project642013-04-1918-43-29-35_zps2abb2aef.jpg.html]
[http://s945.photobucket.com/user/Yassen1990/media/Project642013-04-1918-43-33-40_zpsc69586e0.jpg.html]
I?m not sure if this changes if you spoke to him in the same timeline.
[http://s945.photobucket.com/user/Yassen1990/media/Project642013-04-1918-43-36-89_zpsf33a1e0f.jpg.html]
Yes, everyone is so pleased they won?t freeze and starve to death. Puts a terrible downer on things.
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Oh yeah, soak it up, Link finally got recognition. And all he had to do was body-snatch a well known hero.
[http://s945.photobucket.com/user/Yassen1990/media/Project642013-04-1918-43-49-88_zps5f852c5b.jpg.html]
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A hero makes a better Goron than these Goron?s do.
[http://s945.photobucket.com/user/Yassen1990/media/Project642013-04-1918-43-59-28_zps6445eb3c.jpg.html]
[http://s945.photobucket.com/user/Yassen1990/media/Project642013-04-1918-44-01-19_zps955ddf5b.jpg.html]
Oh stop it you guys, you?re making my cheeks harden.
[http://s945.photobucket.com/user/Yassen1990/media/Project642013-04-1918-44-05-43_zpsf0a82318.jpg.html]
[http://s945.photobucket.com/user/Yassen1990/media/Project642013-04-1918-44-12-39_zpscf22cfa3.jpg.html]
Can see where this is going already can?t you?
[http://s945.photobucket.com/user/Yassen1990/media/Project642013-04-1918-44-17-17_zps22829ad2.jpg.html]
Certainly not Mr Food Hoarder.
[http://s945.photobucket.com/user/Yassen1990/media/Project642013-04-1918-44-20-58_zps008f17a8.jpg.html]
Now, I?m not one to question an elder, but considering the circumstances I can call this decision ball burstingly retarded.
[http://s945.photobucket.com/user/Yassen1990/media/Project642013-04-1918-44-25-01_zpsf022503a.jpg.html]
Is this a bad time to mention I?m a 10 year old human boy?
[http://s945.photobucket.com/user/Yassen1990/media/Project642013-04-1918-44-29-92_zps587da533.jpg.html]
You won?t get one. I don?t think you can give a response even after doing the race. Running an entire race of people isn?t in Link?s job description.
[http://s945.photobucket.com/user/Yassen1990/media/Project642013-04-1918-45-54-47_zps2c9dc83f.jpg.html]
[http://s945.photobucket.com/user/Yassen1990/media/Project642013-04-1918-45-57-55_zps105b178b.jpg.html]
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Sound familiar? This is exactly what the monkey says after you finish the southern swamp. It?s showing you that yes, you saved this land. But it won?t matter unless you stop that moon from crashing.
[http://s945.photobucket.com/user/Yassen1990/media/Project642013-04-1918-46-24-50_zps817e2528.jpg.html]
Yup, totally intended. Goht had no idea of my master plan to kill myself and have my body taken by a 10 year old in a green hat.
[http://s945.photobucket.com/user/Yassen1990/media/Project642013-04-1918-46-41-99_zps3146e311.jpg.html]
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Dramatic cutaway! Note how in Ocarina we met her father (a Mario shout-out) but here he?s dead. Did I mention this was a kids game?
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????????.
[http://s945.photobucket.com/user/Yassen1990/media/Project642013-04-1918-49-37-82_zps8de105a4.jpg.html]
You acted like you were selling the sweat of Christ turned into a sports drink.
[http://s945.photobucket.com/user/Yassen1990/media/Project642013-04-1918-51-14-54_zpsfd706bed.jpg.html]
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Still waiting until 2am, let?s see what life is like in the Malon House, tonight on Termina Cribs.
[http://s945.photobucket.com/user/Yassen1990/media/Project642013-04-1918-51-32-40_zps59ff3e3b.jpg.html]
This is the dining room, we like to crank up the fire in this joint and pig out on some freshly slaughtered cows. You can?t spell slaughter without laughter.
[http://s945.photobucket.com/user/Yassen1990/media/Project642013-04-1918-51-36-48_zps28fd843b.jpg.html]
Not this again?
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Yarda yarda *rapidly pressed A*
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I?ve only heard it twice, and I agree.
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[http://s945.photobucket.com/user/Yassen1990/media/Project642013-04-1918-51-58-37_zpsf646f037.jpg.html]
Woah, harsh! Let?s see if the dog will be less of a *****.
[http://s945.photobucket.com/user/Yassen1990/media/Project642013-04-1918-52-42-34_zps22cb748a.jpg.html]
Heh, cute.
[http://s945.photobucket.com/user/Yassen1990/media/Project642013-04-1918-53-00-81_zps4844d149.jpg.html]
[http://s945.photobucket.com/user/Yassen1990/media/Project642013-04-1918-53-03-79_zps3f1b36d7.jpg.html]
Can you guess which bed belongs to who?
[http://s945.photobucket.com/user/Yassen1990/media/Project642013-04-1918-53-16-45_zpsf5b59bd9.jpg.html]
Still guessing?
[http://s945.photobucket.com/user/Yassen1990/media/Project642013-04-1918-54-57-39_zps9fc3187c.jpg.html]
Sleep well my cows, aliens are coming to kidnap you and probably probe you, but sleep well.
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Well that was useless. DIE STONE!
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I must go now.
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My planet needs me.
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Come back space cowboy? man I?m losing it here.
[http://s945.photobucket.com/user/Yassen1990/media/Project642013-04-1918-59-00-84_zpsb4d4e67e.jpg.html]
Please note this strategy does not work on women. For them you have to use the right trigger.
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Almost time.
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She doesn?t say but that dog also helps us out. He doesn?t attack but he barks in the direction of the nearest alien which is useful.
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See?
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I mean aliens.
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The most frustrating one sneaks around the back. This is actually a really tense moment.
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Look at them all! I panicked a fair bit seeing them all get that close, even with the N64 controller my computer makes it difficult to aim with pinpoint accuracy.
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They might also be part vampire since they disappear at first light.
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Whose we? What were you doing this whole time?
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Bottle #3! I like the face being visible inside the bottle, it?s like I trapped Romani just like the Deku Princess.
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We want at least four bottles before starting the Great bay, you?ll see why.
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Awwww, sweet.
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Argh you asshole! These pricks smash into you (and each other) making me wonder if this is some sort of blood sport. But then I remember Goron?s don?t bleed.
Fuck. I?m done for right?
Hey this is Snowhead, not Clock Town. We?re not living in denial here.
Yeah, if you picked the Goron race being the harder challenge, you picked right.
I must have done this race about?
Ten times. And each time I just barely lost.
I like this method of thinking. The race just keeps being repeated until the right person wins.
Should have added ?eventually?.
Woooot. As well as the gold dust needed for the sword, we also get to keep the bottle. Which ironically is worth as much as the gold in terms of gameplay value.
?Or a massive cheater.?
He mentioned his dad though, which reminds me I forgot to visit him after saving their entire race. Let?s go see him.
So I?ve heard.
I?m not sure if this changes if you spoke to him in the same timeline.
Yes, everyone is so pleased they won?t freeze and starve to death. Puts a terrible downer on things.
Oh yeah, soak it up, Link finally got recognition. And all he had to do was body-snatch a well known hero.
A hero makes a better Goron than these Goron?s do.
Oh stop it you guys, you?re making my cheeks harden.
Can see where this is going already can?t you?
Certainly not Mr Food Hoarder.
Now, I?m not one to question an elder, but considering the circumstances I can call this decision ball burstingly retarded.
Is this a bad time to mention I?m a 10 year old human boy?
You won?t get one. I don?t think you can give a response even after doing the race. Running an entire race of people isn?t in Link?s job description.
Sound familiar? This is exactly what the monkey says after you finish the southern swamp. It?s showing you that yes, you saved this land. But it won?t matter unless you stop that moon from crashing.
Yup, totally intended. Goht had no idea of my master plan to kill myself and have my body taken by a 10 year old in a green hat.
Dramatic cutaway! Note how in Ocarina we met her father (a Mario shout-out) but here he?s dead. Did I mention this was a kids game?
????????.
You acted like you were selling the sweat of Christ turned into a sports drink.
Still waiting until 2am, let?s see what life is like in the Malon House, tonight on Termina Cribs.
This is the dining room, we like to crank up the fire in this joint and pig out on some freshly slaughtered cows. You can?t spell slaughter without laughter.
Not this again?
Yarda yarda *rapidly pressed A*
I?ve only heard it twice, and I agree.
Woah, harsh! Let?s see if the dog will be less of a *****.
Heh, cute.
Can you guess which bed belongs to who?
Still guessing?
Sleep well my cows, aliens are coming to kidnap you and probably probe you, but sleep well.
Well that was useless. DIE STONE!
I must go now.
My planet needs me.
Come back space cowboy? man I?m losing it here.
Please note this strategy does not work on women. For them you have to use the right trigger.
Almost time.
She doesn?t say but that dog also helps us out. He doesn?t attack but he barks in the direction of the nearest alien which is useful.
See?
I mean aliens.
The most frustrating one sneaks around the back. This is actually a really tense moment.
Look at them all! I panicked a fair bit seeing them all get that close, even with the N64 controller my computer makes it difficult to aim with pinpoint accuracy.
They might also be part vampire since they disappear at first light.
Whose we? What were you doing this whole time?
Bottle #3! I like the face being visible inside the bottle, it?s like I trapped Romani just like the Deku Princess.
We want at least four bottles before starting the Great bay, you?ll see why.
Awwww, sweet.