Time to head off to a new city!
...
Can I just swim there now?
This is basically a JRPG. It's not like I have much choice in the matter
That was... out of place.
One set of fights later...
WHAT COULD OUR AMAZING PRIZE BE?!?!
...
One murder transition later...
Looks like the local cult is having a field trip. Well, I can't go anywhere till I advance the plot, so:
Why is it that they send underage children to do their work? Haven't they heard of cell phones?
You let the evil cult in, but you demand 50 quid from me?
Thwarting you guys. Didn't you get the memo?
You guys dress the same. How am I to tell you apart?
This team really needs to set higher standards for hiring.
Annnnnnnnd this is the time where I realized that they had decided not to make this team any more then a bunch of saturday morning cartoon villains. Team Rocket at least made sense. But these guys? They're again, more a level of a cult then anything else.
Still, the leader is better than Cyrus from Diamond and Pearl. He may have well have worn a "I heart Nihilism" T-shirt.
Oh come on, you aren't even trying any more. This isn't Forgotten Realms where everyone who's evil lives evil as a lifestyle.
Sorry I'm late. I hope you don't give me...
*Puts on sunglasses*
a
Stern lecture
Perhaps this is the way of the future with the US postal service going down the tubes. We get 12 year old children to run our packages.
Perhaps we should have... you know... left this place.
Hide behind the 12 year old girl again. Classy.
I'm elder Steven, and he's elder Joseph. Here: Take a pamphlet
I love how the capitalize all IMPORTANT words in a SENTENCE
One fight later:
And after the next fight...
You know, you could just.... punch her. And take the parts. She's 12. Here's another question: Why don't you use guns? Seriously: If you're a crime syndicate, it makes no sense not to use lethal weapons. You just sic'ed your pets on them, and lost, and have now given up
Finally, someone gets it. Wait, who is he?
To be fair, I rather like Maxie. He's a rather interesting character, when he's not being totally nuts.
Do I even HAVE to answer it at this point?
I'm 12, which apparently makes me a bodyguard, mailman, and child prodigy all rolled into one.
This is my biggest critical remark on Ruby: They changed the team a bit too much. Team Rocket was evil. No doubt about it. But at least their plans made sense. They weren't evil just to be evil, they wanted to control the world, or something like that. They got destroyed by two children and their pets, but that's besides the point.
Team Magma? (Or Aqua, if you play Sapphire). They're cartoonish. This is what they've become:
Just like that, he and his minions abscond. That's your homework, by the way. To use the word "Abscond" when you can
Almost forgot? That's what they were trying to steal!
Have fun with that. Meenwhile:
Next time: Mini-update: Visit to the creepy man's house
Also next time: I'll be catching an Electrike
EDIT: And also a Gulpin
Name ideas: GO!