Lets Play the Bad Translator Lottery

[cojo965]

Oh I look forward to what comes up. To play, go to http://ackuna.com/badtranslator. Then grab the nearest phrase book, dictionary, thesaurus, what have you and turn to a random page. Now, put in the first word or phrase that you see and press translate first for 8 times then again for 35 times. I'll start so you all have an idea how this works.

Word: gag

8 translations later: This illusion

35 translations later: Fantasy

Your turn.

 

[Orange12345]

Word: spliced

8: Ass (well)

35: Director

the hell?

 

[Akytalusia]

word: far
8: distance
35: the distance between them.

that's not a bad translation. i want my money back.

 

[Coach Morrison]

Word: Rush

8: The end of the

35: As a result, we would like to have

Well that was unexpected.

Also, OP you put a period at the end of the link, you should probably remove that.

 

[Meatrod05]

Alright. Let's see...

Word: taco

8: TAC

35: The Committee accepted the proposal.

If the proposal is to eat tacos then I accept as well.

 

[Tom_green_day]

Original: Others
After 8: Other
After 35: Other

Well gosh darn it that was a hilarious comedy trip. I'll try again with a phrase like it says.
Original: He wanted them gone
After 8: His hope
After 35: In standby mode.
Um...

EDIT: Was reading an article about the last of us so decided to put that in. Immediately, 'us' got translated to 'United States' hmm...

 

[Andy Shandy]

The original quote: To be, or not to be, that is the question

8: Yes or no, it is a problem

35: If you have a problem.

The original name: Miracle Of Sound

8: Miracle sounds

35: Kids

The original name: Loading Ready Run

8: The starting point for the maximum load

35: The first step is important.

The original name: Andy Shandy

8: Dazzle, Andy

35: Reflet-1, 2, Hindi

 

[Jonathan Davison]

Original: Cute Nekos

8:Sweet Nekos

35: Beautiful Cat

not so bad

 

[smearyllama]

"Shrek is love, Shrek is life."

35 translations later?

"Lake monster few hybrids."