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Emperor Nat

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"Scald Generation" - the ability to summon boiling liquid.

Sure, I can use that. I shall invade... I don't know, Canada or something, by making entire cities annoyingly hot and somewhat soggy! BWAHAHAHAHA!
 

zombiekiller1907

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I got life force manipulation

The ability to manipulate the essence of Life, which is present in all living beings throughout the universe. A secondary power of Energy Manipulation, opposing power of Death-Force Manipulation, and the lesser version of Aether Manipulation.

cool.
 

el_kabong

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Hero in a half shell said:
el_kabong said:
Hero in a half shell said:
el_kabong said:
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Enhanced_Preparedness

Taxes paid...one month early!

I got the short end of the superpower stick. A power that can easily be affected by a day
planner.
No. you got Batman's superpower, I think that means you automatically win the thread, because Batman.
Of all the things that make Batman interesting, I have never heard anyone reference his planning skills as an enviable feature. I would much prefer the physical prowess, awesome gadgets, deductive reasoning skills (not the same as preparedness), or his money.

Come to think of it, Batman isn't a SUPER-human at all. His abilities are not beyond the conceivable bound of human ability. Therefore, calling being prepared a superpower is a misnomer.
Batman has contingency plans for everything, he has a gadget for every occasion, and I mean every occasion:

If your still not convinced then look at this TV Tropes page: http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/CrazyPrepared Scroll down to the Broad examples categories, there's a folder for every time this trope appears in all Advertising, one for every time this trope appears in all Anime and Manga, there is a category for every time this trope appears in all comic book stories, but just before that, I'll give you one guess as to who gets their own super special batfolder category...

It is a well worn plot point in the Justice league storylines that Batman has prepared failsafe plans to defeat and neutralise every other member of the Justice league (Superman, Wonder Woman, The Flash, etc.) just in case they get mind controlled or go mental. Being prepared for every occasion is the only way he can compete with people who can melt things with their eyes, or play baseball with the moon!

Also I would like to draw your attention to the very link that you gave in your first post, the very webpage that details this superpower, that categorises every superhero with such a power. Click on that link again and see which superhero they decided to use as an example, out of all the other superheroes they could choose from, who was the best example of someone exhibiting enhanced preparedness?
I'll give you a clue, their name begins with the letter B.
I'm fine with your logic...until the point I need gadgets or athletic skill or both. Under the ill-defined rules of this forum game, I was to go to a random page. What I see is what I, personally, have as a super power. Under this assumption, I don't get the gadgets you mention are "for every occasion". And, every plan I see involving your Justice League example all involve technology that I will never have access to.

Here's an example. Let's say I'm trying to take down a mugger who has a gun. I don't have access to gear, so a bulletproof vest, Batmagnet, Bat Anti-bullet spray, Bat stun gun, Bat-arang, and Bat tranq darts are out. I don't have ninja skills, so dodging bullets only to disappear into the night is out (as is the inevitable "appear behind the bad guy"). No martial arts skills means I can't simply punch the mugger into submission. No detective skills means I can't really deduce where he's going so I can appear in his lair when he's most vulnerable and take him down.

So, what am I left with as a plan? If you come across the mugging, make sure I have a cell phone on me. Try to take a picture of the perp, then, quickly and silently call the proper authorities to alert them of the crime. Hopefully, the cell phone photo isn't blurry so that a proper ID can be put to the criminal and an arrest can be made. Clearly, the city will thank me as it's new vigilante superhero that is a protector of the meek and downtrodden.

Face it, without the rest of Batman's arsenal, I'm not a hero. Just a boy scout. An old, slightly out of shape, poor boy scout.
 

rayman56

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Cryptic Physiology.

I can use the powers of Cryptic beings, and can take their forms. So I can be things like the Slender man, the Bogeyman, and other stuff like that. Sweet.
 

Fappy

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Marid Form [http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Marid_Physiology]...

Fuck yeah, I can turn into a water genie. That sounds pretty fucking over powered to me.
 

AgDr_ODST

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time theft....one touch and I live longer at the expense of whoever I touch......where are all those people I hate..I suddenly wanna hug them ;)
 

AgDr_ODST

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AgDr_ODST said:
time theft....one touch and I live longer at the expense of whoever I touch......where are all those people I hate..I suddenly wanna hug them ;)
rerolled and I got subliminal seduction....that comes with being eternally youthful....but the trade off is that it may also draw guys to me as well and that would be seeing home Im a straight guy
 

GodofDisaster

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I got Magic, I'm ok with this, I'm capable of all sorts of acts ranging from defense to offense to animation.

Now all I have to do is wait for some big bearded man to come along, tell me I'm a wizard and drag me of to a school for Witchcraft and Wizardy.
 

ecoho

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Fuck Omnipotence
Boundary Manipulation is where its at
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Boundary_Manipulation

I have just gotten a power that allows me to manipulate the entirety of the Universes physical, and spiritual boundaries.
I HAVE NO LIMITS.
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Nonexistence
oh who were you oh yes the person i just erased:)
 

him over there

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I got illusion awareness so I can see through all illusions and tricks. Not really powerful but at least I don't have to mess around with stupid metaphysical crap.
 

ElecLeo

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Synchronization. The power to sync up with objects and people to use your apex/full potential. I didn't win the lottery. I got the "thanks for trying" prize.
 

Aptspire

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Pestilence inducement, invoke pests and diseases
That pretty much makes me a Horseman of the Apocalypse... :)
Go, my Black Plague carrying ticks, which are themselves carried by rats! Infect them!
 

ZehMadScientist

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I got Electrical Exoskeleton.

"The user is able to gather electricity and solidify it into a form of protection. This armor functions like power armor with electrical-based abilities. This specific type of exoskeleton can also enhance the user's speed to inhuman levels due to being made of pure energized particles and works well against opponents with limited body movements."

So basically, I am The Flash with a protective lightning cloak? Yes please ^^
 

Aircross

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Temporal Lordship

Is the power to haves the absolut control of temporal domains, dimension, realms or places. Sub-power of Personal Domain, Temporal Entity Physiology, Time Manipulation and Cosmic Lordship.

Holy sh*t, just what I wanted!!!

No one is safe from me!
 

attackshark

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i got voice manipulation. pretty self-explanatory; i can sound like anyone or anything.

i could either be a master of disguise or the world's greatest voice actor.
i'm pretty sure most birds have this power already.

or i could talk dirty to myself in a woman's voice. i guess that would be pretty sweet. if nothing else, it's easier for me to get off.

tally-ho.
 

Cavira

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Photokinetic Combat

Ability to:
combining physical combat with light.

So I've got the Beowulf weapon from DMC 3 as an innate ability, that's pretty cool.
 

SuperScrub

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I got Disease Mimicry and I get to use it to imitate the disease James Heller has in Prototype 2. Yay me.
 

ddon

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Computer perception, which basically means I can process information as fast as a supercomputer. Looks like I'm going to be the best strategist in the world.