let's say you meet a genie...

[ChieftainStag]

the genie will give you 10 wishes without any nasty tricks. however they have to be wishing a fictional item into exsistence. the genie says you will know how to use it and it will never wear out (run out if it's a potion) What would you wish for Escapists? (it could be any inanimate object, the tonic from Bioshock, the New-U stations from Borderlands, or even you own personal Warthog from Halo!)

(thank you for posting Escapists! some of your posts made me laugh and I like seeing what ideas yall come up with. Continue posting!)

 

[Vault boy Eddie]

What's with all the dickhole genies telling me what I can wish and not wish?

 

[Psycho Cat Industries]

Simple,take the mind control device from scribblenauts and the genie is now my wish factory.

 

[Vault boy Eddie]

Simple,take the mind control device from scribblenauts and the genie is now my wish factory.

You sir, win one free PSN, all yours, no charge.

 

[Valagetti]

Can I wish for a machine that makes infinte wishes?

 

[smearyllama]

Simple,take the mind control device from scribblenauts and the genie is now my wish factory.

But you can't spawn anything inappropriate for a fifth grader...

What's the point, even?

 

[Worgen]

doesnt matter what your first wishes are as long as your last one is for the genie to go back in its bottle

 

[KefkaCultist]

Fictional object you say? Well I use 1 wish to wish for a genie thats more useful and will grant me wishes for anything obviously!

 

[crudus]

Something that makes things better to end world hunger.
A privatized space program(does that count?).
A lightsaber
Excalibur
lightning plasmid
that summon swarm plasmid
wand of magic missile
ring of sustenance
Hat of Disguise
Handy Haversack

 

[Psycho Cat Industries]

Simple,take the mind control device from scribblenauts and the genie is now my wish factory.

You sir, win one free PSN, all yours, no charge.

Good,lets beef up the security.GENIE GET ON IT!

 

[Psycho Cat Industries]

Simple,take the mind control device from scribblenauts and the genie is now my wish factory.

But you can't spawn anything inappropriate for a fifth grader...

What's the point, even?

Look it up.You can do it and in game it makes everything obey you nice like.Is it really that surprising considering that you can spawn flintlock rifles?

 

[WorldCritic]

I wish for a real double bladed lightsaber, a scarab gun from Halo, a suit from Crysis, the power formula from Heroes, A banshee from Halo, a mind control device, a super computer that never gets a virus, and for Tali and Liara from Mass Effect... what?

 

[ChildofGallifrey]

The Sonic Screwdriver from Doctor Who

The TARDIS from Doctor Who

The Doctor's immense knowledge; Doctor Who

Ramona's subspace bag from Scott Pilgrim

The coin purse accessory from Chrono Cross that gives you 127% the amount whenever you earn money.

A functioning lightsaber.

A Green Lantern ring.

That food synthesizing machine from Spy Kids that just makes a whole meal of your choice appear out of thin air.

The armor from the Crysis games.

And lastly, the shape shifting powers of Alex Mercer from Prototype

 

[Vault boy Eddie]

Simple,take the mind control device from scribblenauts and the genie is now my wish factory.

You sir, win one free PSN, all yours, no charge.

Good,lets beef up the security.GENIE GET ON IT!

Crap, the genie just got hacked, he now only grants anti-semitic wishes and stole everyone's credit card and sold it to the Nigerian prince :-S

 

[Iron Glorfindel]

As a Halo fan, not a Warthog, but my own personal Revenant. Those things are amazing.

 

[Psycho Cat Industries]

Simple,take the mind control device from scribblenauts and the genie is now my wish factory.

You sir, win one free PSN, all yours, no charge.

Good,lets beef up the security.GENIE GET ON IT!

Crap, the genie just got hacked, he now only grants anti-semitic wishes and stole everyone's credit card and sold it to the Nigerian prince :-S

Then my next wish is for a nazi genie which is under my command and is unhackable!

 

[smearyllama]

Simple,take the mind control device from scribblenauts and the genie is now my wish factory.

But you can't spawn anything inappropriate for a fifth grader...

What's the point, even?

Look it up.You can do it and in game it makes everything obey you nice like.Is it really that surprising considering that you can spawn flintlock rifles?

I know, since I've played the game.
I was making Yahtzee's joke, like how you can't spawn a Chinaman's willy.

 

[Psycho Cat Industries]

Simple,take the mind control device from scribblenauts and the genie is now my wish factory.

But you can't spawn anything inappropriate for a fifth grader...

What's the point, even?

Look it up.You can do it and in game it makes everything obey you nice like.Is it really that surprising considering that you can spawn flintlock rifles?

I know, since I've played the game.
I was making Yahtzee's joke, like how you can't spawn a Chinaman's willy.

Ah,that's why you have the genie poof it up for you,though I wouldn't be wishing for that

 

[CM156_v1legacy]

Drizzt Do'Urden's blades: Twinkle and Icingdeath

A green lightsaber

The Silver Sword of Gith

The Blood Dragon armor set

The Normandy from Mass Effect

A portal gun

A Fallout bobblehead collection set

A Master Ball from pokemon

The training center from Enders Game.